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About me....

 

The name is Scott!
I am who I am. Mess with me, you will see the WORSE OF ME. I am who I am. Call me names, I'll say them right back. I am who I am. Think twice of me, I'll prove you WRONG.
Want me? Too bad, I'm taken by an amazing girl from SC, so ya, you hurt her, I find you, I castrate you with a lacrosse stick, Got it?

I follow the Gamecocks wherever they go. I breathe and live and die South Carolina football

My friends keep me going. Without them, I don't think I would be here. They are the REASON I am who I am. I love them. They know who they are!!♥

I grew up with MST3000, I can find humor in anything and riff/mock everything. So bear that in mind. MY SNARKS MAKE SENSE!

My "inner circle" (Or, People I'm closest to!):
Allie: Do NOT hurt this girl, or I will hurt you, she is MINE, so back away....
Kellz: Five words..Taken, Most, Amazing, Awesome....chipmunk??

Quotes:

 

 "Why do you want another CAT for your birthday?"

^ I don't, I want a tat.

 

"We all know you men like to cradle one handed"

 

^ Damn straight we do XD (Mike ESPECIALLY. Sorry bud!)
 
"Logez: it's ON!!!!
raben992000: What's on?
Logez: -whacks you with a lacrosse stick-
raben992000: OW!
raben992000: -grabs a stick- SWORDFIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
raben992000: o.O What is on?
Logez: -tackles you and sits on you-
raben992000: -squeaks- Noooooooo!
Logez: SCOOT COUCH!!!!!
raben992000: That's me....
raben992000: No.
Logez: No?
raben992000: LOGAN'S SCOOT COUCH! (Buy your own on Amazon, $4.99)"

^ Yes. THEY ARE ON SPECIAL OFFER! Buy yours now for $4.99

 

MST3KJunkie says (12:38):
 I have cojones, check my pants 
Logan/Angelina/Xena says (12:38):
 pft
 why would I do that?
MST3KJunkie says (12:38):
 I knew it
Logan/Angelina/Xena says (12:38):
 they'r e empty 
MST3KJunkie says (12:38):

Wow, I knew it was small  
Logan/Angelina/Xena says (12:38):
 omfg
Logan/Angelina/Xena says (12:39):
 TOOOOOOOOOOOO much information
MST3KJunkie says (12:39):
 Self-deprecating humor
 Yeahhhhh WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY too much
Logan/Angelina/Xena says (12:39):
 and that's going on your page 

 

^ ...

 

Then...

 

MST3KJunkie says (12:39):
 OUR page!
Logan/Angelina/Xena says (12:39):
 alright
 OUR page
 MAH BAD
 and so is that  


^ Ha! You DID say...

 

Me: "I'm...gonna move back here before you kick me for that."
Logez: "I kick hard. Even with flip flops"
Me: "I'm on a boat..." -smirks-

Logez: (singing) "I'm on a boat. I'm on a boat!"
Logez: "You put that song in my head!"
Logez: You started it"
Me: I did not!

Logez: You did

^ Whee! Fun times were had by all! (And the food was amazing!)

 

Nicky G: scott
Nicky G: i just thought of something lol
raben992000: Ys?
Nicky G: You are like the AP Super Star and half the women on that site are your fans/groupies
Nicky G is typing a message.
Nicky G: sorry lmao
raben992000: LMAO!!!!
raben992000: You just made my page 

^ Yes. You nailed it!

 

"You there?
"-sounds of hysterical giggling then silence
"F-----g A. I have to plan a funeral now!"

^ Psh, I was cracking up at stuff. You did, however, call to see if I'm okay


Poems I'm focused on

  • [ There's only so much I can take from people ]
    There's only so much I can take from people
    Only so much whining and bitching, only so much being pushed aside
    31 lines, 46 comments, June 12, 2008
  • What did I do?
    What did I do babe?
    Why are you so angry at me?
    48 lines, 34 comments, December 11, 2007
  • Lacrosse
    L = Lithe A = Awesome
    7 lines, 44 comments, August 1, 2007

My Poetry

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My Stories

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  • 30 Minutes To Mars (Chapter 2)
    So...hi again!1
    113 lines, 1 comment, September 16, 2008. In <600 words
  • 30 Minutes To Mars (Chapter 1)
    The phone call came, and went. It was probably the plumber again. Then they rang again. I was going to tell them to go away and let me sleep. The accent was American. I didn't know the local rent-a-plumber employed Americans,
    229 lines, 4 comments, September 16, 2008. In <600 words
  • Forever (Chapter 2)
    So here I am, in Wyoming. The heat's off me. I'm staying in a cheap hotel with a hooker. She's not with me for the sex though, more the company. We both lost what we loved. She lost her friend and mentor, I lost everything ba
    618 lines, 5 comments, August 22, 2007. In 600-2000 words

My other items

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My journal entries

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  • An update
    Haven't done one in a while 1 So let's see........ 2 Got thrown off a horse, two cracked ribs, bruised foot, not sleeping 3 STILL apartment/job hunting 4 Looking at horses to
    November 15, → 6 comments, Add one?
  • Ugh >.>
    Mkay 1 I'm so out of it's not funny. I went to sleep at 4am, woke up at 1pm. I'm just not sleeping at all and I'm sore all over plus miserable, and tired. 2 I've been watching Requiem for a Dream lately, dipping into and out of it. I just love it, I got the soundtrack on repeat, it is amazing. 3 Oh, yeah.
    October 24, 100 words. → 4 comments, Add one?
  • A private journal entry
    August 29, In Depression, My life, Noguest, Personal.  100 words. Me only.

Guest Book

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  • ForeverRenee : LoVe Ya!!!!!! on December 2
    im talkin to ya on AIM!!! lol
    very funny!

    love ya always!

    ~Renee
  • TheXOnlyXone21 : ^_^ on November 12
    I was here
    11.12.09
    ahhhhhhh
    i'm talkin to you on yahoo.
    hehe.
    ohh yeahh
    how come i'm not on your page????
    loveyoubuddy.
  • ForeverRenee on November 6
    Love your page too hun!!!

    ~Renee
  • TheXOnlyXone21 on October 29
    RAWR!

    I
    was
    here

    <3
    loveyou

    Kell

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