"If you are not fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm."
— Vince Lombardi
If life is a barbecue, bring preferred sauce and a pair of mitts, wonder why when the food tastes like what cooked it ... and maybe watch Emeril every once in awhile.
I think it's kind of ironic that our armies are burning huge quantities of oil to kill people so we can burn their oil, and yet it's burning oil that's going to get us all killed.
Hi. My name is Morgan. It is highly likely that I own more socks than you do. Also, I can drive a tractor. After many hours of meditation, Confucius was once heard to utter, "One day, Morgan will rule the Universe. If you give him all of your money, perhaps you will not be covered in chocolate and cast into a pen of starving pigs. Your lucky numbers are 12, 15, 1, 34, 7 and 46."
I haven't watched television at home in 7 years.
Every year, I forget a little bit more about how to use commas.
My 300,000-mile BMW is old enough to vote. Even though I donated it to charity and bought a Subaru, it is still cooler than your car.
Steve the Ferret has left for greener pastures.
Erik the Robot Vacuum Cleaner has returned for cleaner carpets.
If you really want to know more, I'm sure I'll hear from you.
Now read these lyrics!
Sensitive Artist
by King Missile
I am a sensitive artist...
I am a sensitive artist.
Nobody understands me because I am so deep.
In my work I make allusions to books that nobody else has read,
Music that nobody else has heard,
And art that nobody else has seen.
I can't help it
Because I am so much more intelligent
And well-rounded
Than everyone who surrounds me.
I stopped watching tv when I was six months old
Because it was so boring and stupid
And started reading books
And going to recitals
And art galleries.
I don't go to recitals anymore
Because my hearing is too sensitive
And I don't go to art galleries anymore
Because there are people there
And I can't deal with people
Because they don't understand me.
I stay home
Reading books that are beneath me,
And working on my work,
Which no one understands
I am sensitive...
I am a sensitive artist...
Works of insight that have enhanced my life experience:
Fire in the Belly: On Being a Man by Sam Keen
I have been known to give away points for useful critiques.
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- Column: I'm pondering self-worth. (Jump in whenever.) at allpoetry
Topic for discussion: Self-worth
Are you pondering what I'm pondering? If not, feel free to read the poem linked below anyway.
If so, let's ponder together. My hope is that this will a conversation among pe
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Night Hope on October 28
I'm pleased we cyber-bumped into each other again, Morgan. Your writing rocks, Scribe.
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YerGreatestDwnfall : Hi on October 15Just dropping by to say I lvoe your writings and I intend to keep reading-->I just made an account on AllPoetry. So you think you could stop by my page and let me know what you think of the couple I've posted so far?
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twisted butterfly on September 9Just dropped by to see how All Poetry is without me. Comforting to see that the best writer (in my opinion) is still here.
Hope youre well.
Lisa. -
C J Weatherholt on September 9It has been a while my friend hope all is well!
