Just a dream• Show poetry

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning
But everyone can start now
and make a new ending.





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Howardy fellow earthlings (:

This be Pandabasher.

No. Don't get me wrong. I have nothing against pandas. It's just my 'cool' nick a friend made me.
One word self description;
Random.

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My collection of funny quotes:

○Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

●I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.

○Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

●Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

○Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

●Copying from a single source is called plagiarism, copying from multiple sources is called research.

○Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

●Patience is not a virtue; it is a waste of time.

○Some say the glass is half full; some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”

●Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough.

○All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.
LOL XD