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ARBEIT MACHT FREI


"ART IS NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE"
-Rob Zombie-so very true


SEX turns straight people gay and gays into mexicans. everybody moves down a notch.
-Peter Griffin

"Chicks dig me, because i rarely wear underwear and when i do its usually something unusual."

-PVT John Winger AKA Bill Murray


i'm calling the shots!consider me fuckin Willy Fucking Wonka!This is my fuckin chocolate factory!
-Otis Firefly



lifes too short not to smile or to spend too much time sober.



"Keep it simple stupid!"
maybe the smartest thing anyones ever said.



all i need is a cool buzz and some tasty waves.
-Spicolli



tonight never ends if you never go inside
the moon is always full
your calendar is always pinned on summertime



im a loner Dotty, a rebel.
-Pee Wee Herman



Lionel Richie's a dickhead.



i can fix this.my dads a television repairman.he's got a wicked set of tools.
-Spicolli



"in a world gone mad only a lunatic is truly insane."
Homer Simpson



"no,my dog wont bite you,though it had the right to.you ought to give her credit,cause she knows i wouldve let it happen"
--isaac brock



on the first page of the book of blue it read...
"if you read this page then that'll be your death."
by then it was too late.
and you wound up on an island of shells.
and bones that bodies had left.
and the one thing you taught me about human beings was this...
they aint made of nothin but water and shit.


drowning girls is a game i play,
drowning myself is a game i play
but never win
-me-- gimme a break and loosen up.



for everyones safety please follow directions:
STEP 1:slit my throat.
STEP 2: play in my blood.
STEP 3:cover me in dirty sheets and run laughing out of the house.
STEP 4:stop by lake michigan and rinse your crimson hands.



when life is hard you have to change
-shannon hoon



i am the devil and i am here to do the devils work.
-Otis Firefly



Everyone thinks they have a sense of humor, even if they dont.
-Steve Martin