Jeremy Kyle Klub

Last seen on Sep 24 10:19 PM. Member since August 16, 2005.
I'm a moonstone path poet for 505 comments.
My mood is , and quote is Whats a motto? Nothin', what's a motto with you?.
I am a 15 year old girl (Great Britain)
I am in the groups Aspiring Novelists, Dead Poets Society, The Commenting Community
I have 505 comments, 1 column

My Poetry

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One Last Job/Raid/Day

WOAH! / Don't forget the life / or rub out the laughs (it was fun) / of those summer raids and jobs. / KEEP SMILIN'... / Don't erase the tears, / fired shells and burning tyres. / We all do things we don't

48 lines, 1 comment, June 5, 2007
The Quornie Song

Down Quavenue Q. / There's a place for you. / To visit the planties - / and the Quornies too. / 'Cause Quornies can't quack / and they've got no legs, / But they've got bacon and burgers / and tofu egg

38 lines, June 3, 2007. In Humor, Life, Nature. Reward
The Owl

It's dark and bright with stars above
Perfectly reflecting of my love

13 lines, 2 comments, January 20, 2007. In Love, Hope, Life
Hull

Hull, I don't like you.

12 lines, 1 comment, November 24, 2006. In Humor, Personal, Hull

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A Short Study of the Human Psychogenesis in Function, or, A Letter

Mother,
You may turn off the oven, as I am too lazy to. However, I am not too lazy to write this. How odd it is how the human mind works. In fact, as a family unit, I have

177 lines, April 19, 2006. In <600 words, Other, Unedited
The John Smith Dialogues

Tonight, the bus was quite busy. Most of the seats were filled up, and I prayed to God that John Smith wasn't going to sit behind me. He was a nice enough old man, but I didn't

375 lines, 2 comments, January 26, 2006. In <200 lines, Other
Message in a Bottle

Life is the same, again and again. I get up, go to work, get in, go to bed. I go shopping every Saturday; go to the beach every Sunday.
This morning, I went to the beach an

47 lines, 5 comments, September 9, 2005. In <200 lines, Fiction

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Jeremy Kyle Klub on August 31, 2006

Yeah, I did okay, mainly A*s As and Bs. You?
Midnight-x-Rose on August 31, 2006

Hi... I'm British too and I took my GCSE's!!! How'd you do?? Hope you done well. I love Jeremy Kyle he's just to the point and I like that about him. Anyway your poetry is really good and hope to see you around sometime.
Jeremy Kyle Klub on August 16, 2006

Nah it's ok, it's a published book, I'll be in The Slab 3 Just got the letter today. Thanks x

And keep trying anyway, you just gotta find some publisher with the same taste in poems as you I guess
Gwalinna on August 16, 2006

if its from somethng like americanpoets.com or poetry.com its a scam, i been through those and ended up you of $40. so becaureful just so you know.

Otherwise congrats i been trying for years and have failed. so good luck and peace