Janice M Pickett• Show poetry

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Don't read this if you are under age.
Its a bit shocking! Its the first in a series

 of three which I will post here.

 Some of my favourites coming together to show their other sides. LOL.

I gave them a verse and they took it from there. 2007

Janice M Pickett

Nothing is as funny
as my day upon the beach
when the ball that I was throwing
went bouncing out of reach
I raced to where it landed
but oh my...Goodness me
you'll never guess what I saw
behind a hanging tree.

Angelica

Well! what I saw behind the tree, ahem!
was a naked couple in the throes of love
oblivious of the eyes watching them

and of the fella taking pictures from above.
I giggled as I watched the fella lose his stance
and land smack bang in the middle of the pair
they shrieked out loud, gave him a pissed-off glance
rose and walked away as if they didn’t care.

Malabu

As they strolled on past me, my eyes couldn't resist
Watching his manhood swing, like a German knockwurst
The man with the camera, still giggled with awe
As the love tryst couple, were headed for shore

my eyes are now searching, for the ball I had lost
From this blanket 'I’m not moving,' at any cost
Embarrassed I’d be, if my weenie were sought
By the man with a camera, be laughter, I thought
Ill just wait here and lay, till he finds a new prey
Enjoying the sunshine, on a warm nude beach day.

Quarrygirl

But just then the camera was pointed my way,
And as my hands went fast to cover to my butt,
I heard the giggling goggling camera man say:

WOW! Look at that big bouncy gut!
And with him gapping gawking; I jumped up to run…
With the one hand in front and the other in back,
While chasing that damnable ball toward the sun…
All his shutter was snapping was hand, sand and tracks!!

Legend

As I raced toward the foaming brine
to try and hide my shame
With my jingle dingle dangling
someone called out my name
On turning round I there espied the towns constabulary
With his night stick wildly waving
he came racing after me

Magicvegan

I knew the thought going round his head
Was that I’d played a part
In the naughty raunchy ‘goings on’ –
I felt I must depart!
But then the truth just dawned on me,

 I realised this copper
Was as naked as the rest of us,
And that night stick – what a whopper!
The camera-man was closing fast,
As the paparazzi will,
He thought he had tomorrow’s news –
It gave him quite a thrill...

Hugh Wyles

Well, what happened next you’ll find hard to believe
but when I looked out of my window at dawn,
Joan's first couple was having it off on my lawn!!
I suspect that the woman was trying to conceive
for stark naked they were, going hammer and tong
and I now have a patch in my lawn bald of grass like a desert,

rubbed bare by the sand in her arse!!
Now it isn’t for me to decree right from wrong
and I have to admit that I don’t know the man
but the woman, I swear, looked distinctly like JAN!!
Errr, I could be mistaken, coz she was unclothed
so we'll just have to wait till my snaps are exposed.

Sandygram

Well it seems this story started with a bouncing ball,
that bounced upon a couple wearing nothing at all.
If you ever make love on a sandy nude beach,
make sure you keep a towel within easy reach.
For my mate went running flapping in the breeze,
ran into Jan ,said can you help me please.

Well she took one look, gave a great big grin
said I would love to help, invited him right in
He asked her for the towel, well she laid it on the floor
well he got his towel and wow, so much more!!
The cameraman, into the window he would peek,
there was my mate, in the knees soooooo weak.
Well next morning for all the world to see,
Jan and my mate going at it oh so vigorously.
The moral of this story is an easy one to teach,
keep your balls from bouncing when on a nude beach!!!!!!

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Here is the next groups contribution to my opening stanza


My Day at the Beach

Janice M Pickett
Nothing is as funny
as my day upon the beach
when the ball that I was throwing
went bouncing out of reach
I raced to where it landed
but oh my...Goodness me
you'll never guess what I saw
behind a hanging tree

Vicky J

I am not even sure that I should share
for even I find it very hard to believe
But sure enough, Janice Pickett in her underwear
playing catch with her twin~right behind that tree

Legend

I watched them in their frolicking
It caught me by surprise
To see them move so nimbly
considering their size
A jiggle here a jaggle there
they filled me with desire
A stirring started deep in me
and set my pants on fire

Frogzter

I simply had to find a way
to join them in this game
so I mosey on over there
with no regret or shame
and set my pants on fire

Masterblaster

Dear sweet Frogzter you make me blush
To think she was airing her wares,
Perhaps a bee sneaked in somewhere
And for this she sorely despairs.

She might have an ant in her pants,
Or a serpent that's lost all control,
I think we must all rally round,
And the poor lass with kindness console.

aslanlight

When I did come upon this surreal crowd:
Janice jiggling, Vicky wide open-mouthed,
Legend and Frogzter with pants on fire
And blaster consoling despite her blushes
Balls bouncing, bees sneaking, ants in pants
I did think this phantasmagorical scene
Could not get any more bizarre-I was wrong:

WelshDragon

My mouth agog, what's this I see?
But glimpsed a figure in a tree...
Partly hidden, strange as hell
A woodland creature? I couldn’t tell??
Determined now, I crept up close
And saw a thing with eighteen toes,
and seven heads, all coloured green
The oddest thing I’d ever seen !

Giggling merrily, how it laughed
Orchestrating from its craft
Until its alien mother said
“All baby aliens back to bed !
You’ve teased the humans long enough
Remove that itching powder stuff
Come back to Mars, right now, I say
We’ll be back another day…