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*Welcome to the WONDERFUL, WHIMSICAL World of WORLD HISTORY:~ hehe the ADVENTURES of MARVIN and OTIS!
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The following is an extract from the scrambled mind of sam wade:~

k heres a *newer one* think butterfly effect k?:

"Dude, check this out. I'm gonna cause a hurricane in Brazil.
Yeah, seriously! All i have to do is flap my wings. Just say, like,
just tell me, 'hey, cause a hurricane in Brazil,' and I'll just be like,
okay, and just flap my wings.
And, bam. Brazil. Just, seriously, just say it, and I'll do it."

*here is the newest quote that i have fallen in love with...i think its my favorite ever*:

They lied to us.
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FUTURE.
where is my jetpack?
where is my robotic companion?
Where is my dinner in pill form?
where is my hydrogen fuled automobile? (not that i have one....)
where is my nuclear-powered levitating house
And where's my cure for this disease.

                                  -Jared's T-shirt
*is that not awesome????*

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"There is a theory which states that if every anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly dissappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable."
...
"there is another theory which states that this has already happened."
                             
                                   -Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

“Be Excellent to each other”
“Party on dude!”


                                   -Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure


“Put them in the IRON MAIDEN!”
“Iron maiden? Excellent!” *plays air guitar*
“EXCECUTE THEM!”
“…bogus”


                                   -Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure


“Hey! Lets nab that gnarly old goat dude…Ted?”
“dude…I’m in LOVE!”
“woah… those must be the princess’ you told yourself about. But Ted this is a historical report, not a babe report!”
“but Bill…those are some Historical Babes”


                                   -Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure


“Dude these suits are HEAVY!”
“yeah and metal….like HEAVY METAL!” *Plays air guitar*
“hey Bill!”
“yeah?”
“I’m Darth Ted!”
“yeah? Well I’m Luke Bill, and your NOT My FATHER!”


                                   -Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure


“I say my dear sir- do you have eels in your hovercraft?”
“Unfortunatly… I concure. To which do you refer doctor Shlivinshlaate?”


                                   -Megan et Sam in World History


“*Vroom* hop in boys! I’m gonna R-U-N-N-O-F-T!”


                                   -O’ Brother Where Art Thou?


"Dad can we pull over i gotta GO!"
"i'm sorry kimmi, but we have a plan and were \stickin \to the plan"
"But DAD i gotta GO!"
"Ok justin, find a jar"
"What? honey, girls don't pee in jars!"
"oh, right. Justin find a jar and a funnel"
"But dad its not number one its number TWO"
"Well kimmi, your just gonna hafta hold it."
"but DAD i'm PRARIE DOGGIN IT!"
"what the heck does that mean?"
"Y'know its like when a prarie dog sticks its head in and outa the ground."
"OOOOHHH AWWWW i did NOT need that illustration."
                                   
                                    -Rat Race

"Oh look! a DREEFTER lets keel im!"

                                    -Rat Race

“um, can you give us a few minutes? We just started the third act.”
“And close the door, its bloody cold!”
“Yes you nincompoop…”
“DON’T USE THAT WORD AROUND THE CHILDREN!”
..."i lost my pants."


                                   -Rocket Man


“Monkeys live up in trees, monkeys have furry knees, monkey’s never lose their wallets…cuz they don’t have ANYYYYY!!”


                                   -making fiends.com


“May the Fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits and BREED!”


                                   -M*A*S*H


“woohoo! Do I look like a tiger?!”
“you need whiskers.”
“I haven’t shaved in 6 years. I must be cursed with a thin beard.”


                                   -Calvin & Hobbes


“Emperor Cuzko?”
“jyah! Who do you think your talking to?
“uhhh you don’t look like the emperor.”
“what do you mean I don’t look like the emperor…?”
“uhh do this”
“what is this some kind of peasant game—AAHHH no no it can’t be llama…llama face!!”


                                   -Emperors new groove


“You can’t just kick people out of their homes to make way for you!”
“yeah I CAN!”
“but that’s…..selfish!”
“jyah doi! Everyone else seems to get it, you seem to be the only one not with the program eh padsha?


                                   -Emperors new groove


“Cuz no matter where you go, there you are!”

                                   -Buckaroo Bonzai

"Laugh a-while you can monkey boy"

                                   -Buckaroo Bonzai

"So. good news! I saw a dog today."

                                   -Elf

"Hot Dang! its the soggy bottom boys!"

                                   -O' Brother where art thou?
                     

“And now for something completely different.”        


                                   -Monty Python
John 5:24
I tell you the truth, whoever hears my word and believes Him who sent me has eternal life and will not be condemned, he has crossed over from death to life.
                                   -Jesus Christ
*hehe next week i'll hopefully be able to gather up some more EXCELLENT new quotes! ROCKON!*