Jagerlette• Show poetry

"Be gone Satan, Hello Shamu!"

I AM HATERED, DARKNESS, AND DESPAIR!~Dimmu Borgir *The Serpentine Offering*

Why do we KILL people,
who KILL people,
to show people,
that KILLING people,
is wrong?

I say I'm a high spirited, smart, and a deep individual who happens to be a young lady with extreme taste in music.

ANNOYING LITTLE GIRLS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!

"Impressed us, in hot, iron black and white, happy, insane clown molding head pans. Handed us hatchets, and thou and I recieved a single zombie bite and was set loose into the various neighborhoods to spread the dark carnivals gospel, amen..........."



"I'll piss in your head, and mount you on my wall." ~VinnerZ


Have you ever thought maybe KILLING is fun?

"Wicked Clowns Never Die!"


"Smile I'ma blow a hole in ya neck,
and leave you standin there
lookin stupid like beck,
EVERYBODY JUMPS TO THE JUGGALO SOUND,
F%*$ OUTTA HERE IF YOU AIN'T DOWN WIT THE CLOWN."


"Looky look a fancy fuck,
with his wallet up his butt!"~ICP

DO YOU LIKE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS??????
Well check out this Music video This is Halloween it's not the original it's a remake by some one I'm sure you all know check it out one of my fav. remakes in the world XD http://youtube.com/watch?v=jZf7abgpkc8


"Be warned, my Children
Six will visit
Followed by the crumbling of time itself
Before the coming of Shangra La
A Dark Carnival will sweep across the land
As a shadow, plagued with destruction
A parade of freaks, jugglers, and death
This wretched nightmare is led by six faces
Three have come, three have gone
The fourth emerges, now..."


JUGGALO VS. FRIEND--
Friend: Calls your parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Juggalo: Call your parents "Mom" or "Dad."
Friend: Has never seen you cry.
Juggalo: Has the best shoulder to cry on.
Friend: Asks you for your number.
Juggalo: Asks you for their number.
Friend: Will leave you hanging to be with a crowd.
Juggalo: Always has your back.
Friend: Runs for help in a fight.
Juggalo: Jumps in the fight to help.
Friend: Will bail your stale ass out of Jail.
Juggalo: Will be sittin' right next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!"
Friend: Will help you move out of a house.
Juggalo: Will help you move a dead body out of the house.
Friend: Bums you a cigarette
Juggalo: Bums you his last pack
Friend: Is there when you need them
Juggalo: Is there even when you dont need them
Friend: Gets drunk at a party and pukes on your carpet
Juggalo: Feels worse than you do about puking on your carpet in the morning
Friend: Hides you from the cops
Juggalo: Is probably the reason the cops are after you in the first place
Friend: Lets you make an ass out of yourself in public
Juggalo: Is up there with you making an ass out of themselves too
Friend: Likes you cause your always doing stupid shit
Juggalo: Loves you even though you do stupid shit
Friend: Is shocked to find out your actually gay
Juggalo: Already knew but really could care less
Friend: Doesn't tell anyone if you kill the guy who tried to kill you
Juggalo: Helped you kill that asshole
Friend: Comes with you to your moms funeral
Juggalo: Cries with you at your moms funeral
Friend: Tells you when his parents doesnt want him to hang out with you any more
Juggalo: Laughs in his parents faces for saying that
Friends: Fade
Juggalos: Are 4 Ever

Pass this shit on to all your juggalo homies


Juggalos Vs. Jugga-Hoes *SICK A$$ POEM... A must read sort of thing XD* *Not my poem* *But a GREAT one*
http://allpoetry.com/poem/1034503

Jagerlette's the name writin is my game but if you must know more step right in, I don't gaurentee you will like what you read XD Muaaahhhaaa haaa haaa!
My NAME IS MUD! jk lol I love Primus! XD

So this is the part where I tell you about me... Names don't mean much to any one in this world but I'll tell you mine anyways the name is Kim I'm 20 next month. I've lived a pretty rough life good at times but seriously f@#$ed at others. I currently live in South Carolina lol how I got here... well I used to live in Cali and everything got messed up quick but I am happy here now. Gettin my life back together. *still love herb*
Anyways I used to be on this site and I've had this account since 2002 or 2003 my name used to be Predatorsgirl then lithiumsgirl I figured I'd change my name sort of a new beggining so I now go by Jagerlette, purely for the reason that I am down with the Clown for life yo! Jagermiester is my fav drink!
And thats about it... you'll have to figure the rest out by reading my poems!
Hit me up on myspace if you want http://www.myspace.com/cali_girl_nct
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"I see my old homey, he died in a drag
Chillin with two bitches, "What up, Shaggs?"
And he passed me a blunt like a tree trunk
I tried to hit it, but couldn't even fuck with it
And to think, I always been afraid to die
But I ain't never goin back to wonder why."

"I was born, first, they threw me in a shit pile
I dealt with it, and lived there for a while
I got dissed on, pissed on, and beat down
Mutilated, and tossed out a dead clown
Next thing ya know, I'm chillin' at the big top
Free money, and mad bitches non-stop
No water, it's Faygo on tap"
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HOW CAN WE CALL IT HUMANITY IF ALL WE ARE IS SAVAGES?

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Sayings:
"A friend in need is a friend with out weed."


"When I die I want to be baried upside down so the world can KISS MY ASS!"

"Eat isht and die!" -Full Metal Jacket

"You be black, I'll stay white here."


"You could suck a golf ball through a garden hose couldn't you boy!" -Full Metal Jacket


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Back in the day we had a group the Bong Toking Ninjas
well needless to say it is no more but these names down here represent the original group in it's entirety. I MISS YOU GUYS!!!!!!!! *not all are with AP anymore just a few still remain here*


XxBongxX XxTokingxX XxNinjasxX

(Tha Magik Ninja) (WickedNbadBabe) (Chibbermonkey)
(NotSoModest) (Acidtears14) (Mannyz143)
(Twighlights child) (HollowDeception) (In Ur Dreams)
(Kegger) (Lithium) (Suicidalsadness) (Wellnow1313) (mutantsoul) (ADDchild182) (shastadaisey123) (pyro)(Closetothend) (MissHapps) (Onyx Dragon) (WingedDeity)
(Dolom Zero) (JuggaletteEcho) (Antichrist) (telepathy666) (Fatallyinsecure)(poeticjanis) (Fire-Pistil) (Invested) (lil goth girl) (Trilliana)
(thuging-juggalo) (Freekshow) (nonaurbusiness)
(recklessXabandn) (stigz) (BeautiflDeadGrl)
(naked nymph) (crystalball112) (Purple Haze)


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Recording-"Hello.Welcome to the phycotic hotline."
If you are obsessive-compolsive, please press one repeeatedly.
if you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you Have multiple personal personalities, please press 3,4,5 and ,6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we I know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line until we can trace the call.
If you are schitophrenic, listen carfully and a little voice will tell you what number to press.
if you are manic-depressive, it dosn't matter wich number you press.No one will answer.


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Intermission: All of our questions are answers to our sins,
all of our endings are waiting to begin.



*I like it when people are blunt and don't beat around the bush on how it is to them*



"S-T-U-P-I-D, when we go to the club we don't need ID, every where we go there's a party yal, we gonna keep it crackin till the mardi gra!
Get stupid, S-T-U-P-I-D" Mac Dre