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Irish Heart:
Lately I have been obsessed with my Irish roots, Irish music, you name it! I am more German than anything else, but to me that doesn't matter because I like being Irish. I will stick to that side of my heritage and bring it back to life in my family. So, yeah I'm a nerd...in more aspects than one...but thats not the point. Anyways I love Irish culture so I will follow this theme for as long as I can. Enjoy the rest of my page

(\ /) pUt On YoUr PrOfIlE
(O.o) tO pUt HiM fUrThEr
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MY LIFE RIGHT NOW!

It is stressful, however I find myself to be content at the moment.

Currently Dating: No one
Currently Dreaming About: I had a dream that someone came into my church and looked exactly like my friend Emily, dressed and sounded the same too. it was interesting
Currently Listening To: little brothers playing with guns that make noise
Currently Watching: Myself Typing
Currently Wanting: My pay check

Last:
Time you laughed?: I know i've laughed since but I laughed so hard when i went to see McHomer!
Time you cried?: last week. my dad and i started fighting and i got really pissed at him
Movie you watched?: ZOMBIELAND! OMFG that movie is freaking amazing!
Song you've sung?: Let it be off of the Across the Universe album
Drink you've had?: Milk
Number you've dialed?: My dad
Book you've read?: Text books
Food you've eaten?: an apple
Shoes you've worn?: My Robin TrEC shoes!
Store you've been in?: Target most likely
Thing you've said?: I still need gas money



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LAST MOVIE I WATCHED IN THEATERS!

ZOMBIELAND: OMFG THAT MOVIE IS FREAKING HILARIOUS! go see, just do it.

MOVIES I RECOMEND
1408, Sleepy Hollow, The Pestige, Titanic, Le Miserables, The Nightmare Before, Christmas, Stage Beauty, Edward Scissor Hands, Serenity, Pirates of the Caribbean 1-3, Spider-Man 1-3, Happy Feet, Rent, Newsies, Chicago, Ghost Rider, Sense and Sensibility, The Holiday, The Lord of the Rings 1-3, Harry Potter 1-5, 300, Becoming Jane, Wild Hogs, Corpse Bride, Batman Begins, Batman the Dark Knight, Good Will Hunting, Apollo 13, Forest Gump, Moulin Rouge, Star Wars 1-6, Perfume, Three Musketers, Much Ado About Nothing, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Hercules, Toy-story 1&2, Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, Dan in real life, Across the universe, the Mummy 1-2, Jesus Christ Superstar 1973, Reign Over Me, the Ultimate Gift, the Secret Garden, Sweeny Todd, Horton hears a Who, The Forbidden Kingdom, Speed Racer, I am legend, Cloverfield, August Rush, National Treasure 1&2, Step up, Step up 2 the Streets, Stardust, Indiana Jones 1,3&4, IRON MAN, Hancock, Hellboy 1&2, the John Adams mini series, RAMBO 4!, Boy In the Striped Pajamas, Underworld:Rise of the Lycans, Taken, Coraline, Inglorious Bastards, My Life in Ruins, ZOMBIELAND...



RANDOM QUOTES FROM MY FRIENDS, THAT I'VE FOUND, AND BY ME!

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."-on a church billboard
"The best love is the kind that weakens the soul and makes us reach for more. That plants a fire in our hearts and peace in our minds."-Nicholas Sparks
"Theres only now, theres only here. Give into love or live in fear. No other path no other way. NO DAY BUT TODAY!"-Jonathan Larson
"The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad."-Salvador Dali
"A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him."-David Brink
"Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting."-John Russell
"Don't tell me the sky's the limit...I've seen footprints on the moon!"-Not sure
"Love is the ultimate trip."-Micky Dolenz
"When all other means of communication fail, try words."-anonymous
"Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible."-Frank Zappa
"Being with children is like hanging out with miniature drunks."-Johnny Depp
"Always forgive your enemies: nothing annoys them so much."-Oscar Wilde
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own."-Adam Savage
"Dont make fun of nerds, odds are you will be working for one someday."-unknown
"You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it."-Robin Williams
"The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime."-Mignon McLaughlin
"They say the truth will set you free. How come every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?"-Anonymous
"Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular"-Anonymous
"Always smile. It makes people wonder what you're up to."-Anonymous
"I wish there was a knob on the T.V. to turn up the intelligence. There's one called "brightness," but it doesn't work."-Anonymous
"Last night i lay in bed looking up at the stars and i thought to myself, 'Where in the hell is my ceiling?!'"-Anonymous
"If at first you dont succeed, skydiving is not for you."-Anonymous
"Dont be afraid to try something new. An amateur built the Ark, professionals built the Titanic."-Anonymous
"Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense."-Liralin Li
"Nothing says "oops" like a wall of flame."-Marion Winik
"If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?"-Anonymous
"According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless."-Ashleigh Brilliant
"Sometimes when you least expect it, love will tap you on the shoulder...and ask you to move out of the way because it still isn't your turn."
"We've made great medical progress in the last generation. What used to be merely an itch is now an allergy."
"Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep."
"Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it."
"For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism."
"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)
"Save the earth, the only planet with chocolate."
"The problem with life is theres no backround music!"
"Angry people need hugs (or really sharp objects)"
"DON'T HIT KIDS! No seriously they have guns now."
"We're simply ment to be." -Jack and Sally from the Nightmare Before Christmas
"MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdown, MENstrual cramps, MENopause...have you ever noticed how all of our problems begin with MEN?!"
"No one will care about how much you know...until they know how much you care"
"When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us." -Helen Keller

"The Righteous never see there own eyes." -Riley
"My Ox is broken!" -Stephen
"Dance like no one is watching, Sing like no one is listening, and Love like you have never been hurt." -Mimi, and almost everyone else
"He who thinks sunshine is happiness has never danced in the rain." -Elphie (aka Emily)
"For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these 'It might have been'" -Kailey
"The one who doesn't read good books has no advantage over the one who can't read them." -James
"A true friend stabs you in the front." Hillary
"Go with a song in your heart, go with music in your soul. Leave with a memory of a Melody." Kay
"May the saddest days of your future be no worse than the happiest days of your past." -Cody
"Sing with your heart not your mind." -Brittani
"It's what you live for!" -Kathy
"Become one with the water, the air, and the light bulb!" -Kay

"The difference between mathematical thinking and abstract thinking is that math can't ask "Why?" it can only provide a means to finding the answer."-Me
"NO MATTER HOW MANY BLINDING LIGHTS OF CONFORMITY YOU FORCE UPON ME...i will always have a shadow" -Me
"What ever we conceive to be extraordinary, is only ordinary to someone else" -Me
"Watashi Wa IMO Desu! I'm A Potato!" -Me
"Anata wa widu desu ka?! Are you on weed?!" -Me
"We have a pyramid...but now we need a door underground." -Me
"The world is constant. If you can change one life in it...you have changed it." -Me



OBITUARY OF THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.
--No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
--He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
--Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding and unruly student, only worsened his condition.
--Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Tylenol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
--Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
--Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
--Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim.
--Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing



And now for my amazing AP family! ok so maybe its still under construction but we'll get there! so take your pic my friends cuz theres lots of room

My totally freakn awesome dad: darcwolf, http://allpoetry.com/darcwolf

My freaking amazingly totally awesomely cool twin sister:
beautiful tomorrow, http://allpoetry.com/beautiful%20tommorrow

My fantasticly awesome sisters:
Emo vampire romance, http://allpoetry.com/emo%20vampire%20romance

Demmy, www.allpoetry.com/Demmy

My coolest older brother:
Morbidhatter, www.allpoetry.com/Morbidhatter

My amazing cousin:
angelofdarkness1307, http://allpoetry.com/angelofdarkness1307

My super cool aunt:
Lady Wolfessa, http://allpoetry.com/Lady%20Wolfessa

My crazy uncle:
CrazyOldCoot, http://allpoetry.com/Tconi

And my absolutely awesome daughters:
Fleeting-hope, http://allpoetry.com/Fleeting-hope

Mercades, www.allpoetry.com/UCantFixTheUnBroken

My super cute cat:
Sorrento-Moon, www.allpoetry.com/Sorrento-Moon

my super cute bunny: Starlight-owl, www.allpoetry.com/Starlight-owl

My completely freaking awesome bat: silentxparadise93, www.allpoetry.com/silentxparadise93

And my loyal platypus:
im-lucky-number-13, www.allpoetry.com/im-lucky-number-13