Invictus.

I have been a member of Allpoetry/Storywrite for a while now. This is an amazing site that has allowed me to come into contact with many types of people. Some have helped me advance my writing, others have helped me advance my debating skills (this one goes to all of you who argue with me in the chatbox about topics like 'i wil nt use propr grmmer in dis chtbox' and 'NO UR DA FUUKTARD!'), others have helped me loose more I.Q points than I knew I had. So, to those people, thank you for showing me exactly how smart I was, and also for giving me a reason to lament the loss of said smartness (A little crying never goes amiss, right folks?)

But that's not it, I have also met some truly fine people. People who have made me smile, helped me become a better writer (These are the people I truly appreciate. Thanks to each and every one of you who have told me how to get better, I seriously don't even care if some of you flamed me in the process) and the people whom I just like for their company and views.

Most of you people know who you are, do I really need to mention you all by name?

Belonging to such a community, I felt that I should give something back to you people. Read on.

I know for a fact that most of the people on this site are suffering from myopia. Reading and writing, and constant exposure to the computer does that to you.
Now, the most common way to deal with myopia is to use glasses. But contact lenses are another method.
But a problem with contacts (in the mind of people) is that they seem a little too tricky. So, let me clarify a bit:
Lenses are not solid pieces of glass that will cut your eye or something. And, no, as long as you're careful that they're disinfected, they won't harm your eyes.

Now, children, I will tell you how to put on these contacts, since a lot of people have a problem with this part:

1: Put the contact on your index finger.
2: Poke yourself in the eye.

Have a nice day.

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