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                           Hello...

 My name is Jasmine. I have many nicknames that I wont list. -smiles- I'm sure you can guess them all if you thought REALLY hard...don't thing too hard though. You'll make your brain explode.
 I am -blank- years old. People say I look and act older than I really am and in a way, I do. I have my moments when I act younger than my age, actt my age and maybe even act like a 2 year old child just for the fun of it.
 I am a REALLY happy, outgoing, hyper person. I love to do lots of stuff, ecspecially dangerous things. I do them for the hell of it and for the experience. Some people call me an adreniline junkie and others just call me wicked, rad, or aweesomee.
 I like to use words that have 'gone out of style'. I call them 'words that haven't been used in ages' -smiles-. I even use made up words. Those are the best aren't they? Because no one can tell you that it's stupid or it's not real because in your dictionary it is, and a dictionary is a dictionary, right?
 People say I'm bi-polar, but I just say that I have a lot of moods/emotions and they just switch off and on at random times. I have seen many things in my life that people shouldn't have and as a result of those...I've seen many therapists people shouldn't be allowed to see. If you REALLY want to know...ask. I don't think you'll like the answer though. -shrugs- I've also been in 'the house', if any of you understand what I mean, before.
 I have been called many things before, meaniing, I've been labeled. I've been labeled to be emo, goth, punk, something that infuses emo and goth together and out of all those names...I don't care. You can label, but I won't listen and it's funny how people take their times out of their 'precious' day to talk about us when they always complain 'I have no time for you'. Yet, here you are worrying about what I'm wearing or how my hair is. -smiles- Gotta' love people, right?
 I'm telling you this because I think it's important for people to know these crucial things about me in order to get to know me and see if they actually want to talk to me and be friends... No need to keep secrets.
                  ONTO THE GOOD/HAPPY STUFF!!!
 I am a mut! Meaning, I'm mixed with about seven different races. I'm African-American, Caucasion, Japanese, German, Puerto Rican, Cherokee Indian and I'm pretty sure I missed one. -smiles-
 I'm REALLY tall. I'm about 5'8". I have short black hair. I choose to keep it short because when it gets long, it becomes a hassel to take care of. I have dark brown eyes that sometimes look black. I am dark-skinned, but not overly. I'm like a milky chocolate. -smiles- I am very athletic. I have ran track, done gymnastics and believe it or not, was a tumbler in cheerleading. Yes, I can be girly.
 I don't really have a style to the way I dress. I just wear what feels comfortable. I like jewlery. Don't like earings though. -shrudders- Unless they're studs. I don't wear make-up. Don't see the point of it, thought I used to wear eyeliner.
                  ONTO THE DATING STUFF!!!
 Okay, I'm not here to LOOK for a boyfriend/girlfriend, but here's what II'm looking for if you happen to start to like me..
 Yes, I am bisexual. I have been since I was in seventh grade.
 When it comes down to dating, I just want someone I can talk to. Someone who can hold a DECENT conversation and not interupt it with something stupid..unless it's funny.
 I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh and smile, someone who can make me happy when I'm down and vice versa. I'm looking for someone who loves the night and can take long walks with me or just sit under a tree and look at the stars with me. Someone who can share made-up stories and theories with me.
 I just want someone who can be a friend before a boyfriend/girlfriend. -smiles-...that was so sappy, but that's what I'm looking for.
                    ONTO THE NORMAL STUFF!!!
 I listen to all types of music, except Jazz and stoof like that. I dance, sing, and act. -nods- Yeah, TRIPLE THREAT! -laughs- ...I don't know what else to say. -laughs- I think I said it all before...
                 ONTO THE COPY AND PASTE STUFF!!!
 EMOS
x] Not All of Us R Depressed
x] we R Nice People
x] we Dont Sit Around All Day Feeling Sorry For Ourselves
x] we DONT Have Made Up Problems
x] we Have Feelings
x] Not All of us R Bi!
x] we R The Hottestt People ALIVE!
x] we Do Smile
x] we Do Laugh
x]we all don`t cut
Copy and paste if you agree

You are the girl kicked out of her home because you confided in your mother that you are a lesbian.

You are the man who died alone in the hospital, because they stopped operating on youy when they found out that you were homosexual.

You are the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

You are the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

They are the parents who buried their daughter long before her time.

You are the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let your partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

You are the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family you have ever had. You wish they could adopt you.

You are one of the lucky ones, I guess. You survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year you will probably be able to walk again.

You are not one of the lucky ones. You killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

They are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on them when she found out they wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

You are the person who never knows which bathroom you should use if you want to avoid getting the management called on you

You are the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children you bore, nursed and raised. The court sees you as an unfit mother because your partner is a woman.

You are the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out your abusive partner is also a woman.

You are domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because you are male.

You are the father who never hugged his son because you grew up afraid to show affection to other men

You are the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told you that only lesbians do that.

You are the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating on you when they realised you were transectual

You are the person who feels guilty because you think you could be a much better person if you didn't always have to deal with society hating you.

You are the man who stopped attending church, not because you
don't believe, but because they closed their doors to your kind.

You are the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who doesn't care what you are.

Repost this if you believe people are people and we should treat them fairly, whether or not they are homo, gay, lesbian, or straight.

 -To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"
-To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
-To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
-To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
-To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
-To every guy that said he would die for her.
-To every guy that really would.
-To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
-To every guy that she cried in front of.
-To every guy that holds hands with her.
-To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
-To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
-To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
-To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
-To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
-To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours
just to see her for ten minutes.
-To every guy that would give his seat up.
-To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
-To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful
no matter what.
-To every guy who told his secrets to her.
-To every guy that tried to show how much he cared
through every word and every breath.
-To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
-To every guy that believed in her dreams.
-To every guy that would have done anything
so she could achieve them.
-To every guy that never laughed at her
when she told him her dreams.
-To every guy that walked her to her car.
-To every guy that gave his heart.
-To every guy who prays that she is happy
even if you are not with her.

This one bulletin is for you...

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If you would jump in front of a bullet for your
best friend, family member, or just a
person you love, post this onto your page.

 Girl: hey baby I want to show you....
Boy: ( cutting her off ) ugh I'm so mad
Girl: why? whats wrong ?
Boy: ugh everything
Girl: explain baby
Boy: just lost a championship game,
parents flipped out on me for no reason,
and I'm catching a cold
Girl: well hey there will always be other games,
you know I'll take care of you when your sick,
what your parents flip about ?
Boy: they are making me pay them for a car repair
Girl: is it a lot of money
Boy: no it just sucks
Boy: but hey I don't feel well I'm going to go lay down
Boy: bye
Girl: wait I want to give you some...
Boy: cant it wait until tomorrow?
Girl: yeah sure
Girl: bye
Boy: bye
2 hours later a friend of hers asks her to go for a drive ...she
goes.....

her friend swerved to avoid a truck....hitting a tree instead
her friend was killed instantly....shes in critical condition
This is the conversation between her sister and her boyfriend
Sister: omg ( crying )
Boy: what? whats wrong ?
Sister: my sister...your girlfriend was involved in a major car wreck
Boy: is she ok ? ?????
Sister: shes in critical condition
Boy: I'll be there in 10 minutes
He shows up to the hospital room ...standing outside the door
going over the last conversation in his mind over and over as he
heard the machines beep and beep and breathing tubes pump
Boy: she wanted to give me something or tell me something
Girls mom: yeah this...
it was an envelope smelling like she did sealed with a kiss in
lipstick
he opened it.....
it said ..... your everything to me....I love you with everything I
am
and everything I have...I want to spend the rest of my life with you
sealed in it was a ripped movie ticket from the first movie they
went to
and the first picture they took together
he kissed the picture as a tear fell from his face onto the picture
it looked as if in the picture she was crying
then the machines flat lined....3 minutes later she was pronounced
dead

If you have any heart...any soul...or want to be happy you will
repost this.
If you care for someone ...do not let something like this ever happen

                     I am a PYRO-MANIAC!

 Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuol't blveiee taht I cluod aulactly uesdnatnrd ht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rsceearch at Cmabridge Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs, cpoy and ptsae tihs itno yuor pofirle.

 "To Expose your feelings is to risk exposing your true self...but
only a person who risks is free."-Anonymous

 "You don't get rid of your temper when you lose it."-Anonymous

 "The most important things in life aren't things."
-Anthony D'Angelo

 If you'd walk 5,000 miles to spend 5 minutes with someone who you love, put this in your profile.

 There they are, Once again,

With their perfecr hair, Perfect makeup, Perfect face.

And there they go, Once again,

Making their judgements, On complete strangers.

I dont know them,

They don't know me, but trust me they already have a summary, Because I don't "fit in" Me in my skinny jeans, Band tees, Wrist Bands, Converses, And teased hair,

Okay yeah, I'm different, SO WHAT!

To them, They don't care about personality, Screw it!

To them, I'm just a stupid emo fuck, right?

They think that all emos cut, And do nothing but write poetry.

And all emos hate life,

All emos have no friends,

All emos are B!tches

And that all emos do nothing, But sit and cry.

Oh because we are just all a bunch of emo fucks, eh?

Well okay, lets see.

So What, We don't dress like yu,

So what, if we don't think the world revolves around us,

So what, if we listen to better music,

So what, if we have stronger emotions,

We are different, SO WHAT!

First off all emos cut? Pshh no! not even half,

Second,Yea we write, but not all emos

maybe its the fact that yu don't, allow anyone to listen to us,

So that's the only way to share what we think.

Third, All emos hate life? Um, no alot actually very much love life. Surprising huh?

Forth, Some of us actually have more friends then yu,

Maybe it's cause all of ours are true friends, Unlike posers.

Fifth, Some of us are some of the nicest people yu'll ever meet.

Sixth, Yea we cry, But doesn't everyone?

We Do have feelings... This is debateable but that is where"emo"

Comes from, Emotional.

The way everyone has formed it nowaday is a stupid stereotype.

Yu think with all the problems we have,

Yea we do have problems, don't yu?

Yu would think with all the problems we have,

That yu would have a little more respect,

And not dis by classifying us as outsiders,

By not hating, By not judging, By not starting sh!t.

Yea because yu know that's what we are, "emo" fucks right?

I would love to see the day when, us emos stop putting up with, yur BS! ~Put this on yur page if yu fully agree. © Taylor Shutter, All rights reserved

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║██║ Put this iPod on your profile if you
║(O║ ♫ love music!
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 If you hear voices of your characters in your head...copy and paste this on your page

 ***If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.***profile. ***

 Put this on your page if music is like your herione.
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 !!!!!!!!Don't Label Me
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I'm Not A Fucking Soup Can!!!!!

 A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)

A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it, but only one survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know.

Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you would ever do this for someone....then post this on your page asap!!

 If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

♀ + ♂ = ♥
♀ + ♀ = ♥
♂ + ♂ = ♥
Love is love

 ¯`v´¯) Put this on
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¸.·´.·´¨) ¸.·¨) if you are still waiting
(¸.·´(¸.·´ (¸.·¨¯`☆ for that special someone♥

 The Kiss
1. Kiss on the hand = I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek = I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck = I want you
4. Kiss on the lips = I love you
5. Kiss on the ears = I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else = lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes = kiss me
8. Playing with your hair = I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist = I love you to much to let you go

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 ***Age doesn't matter
Girl: Hi

Boy: Hello

Girl: How are you?

Boy: I'm alright, is there a reason your talking to me?

Girl: Yeah I um kind of like you

boy: oh your two years younger then me

Girl: Oh

Boy: sorry

Girl: it's okay, I g2g bye!

The next day the boy saw the girl on the news, they said she hung her self and left a note saying: "Age shouldn't matter and I'll always love you"

A week later the boy was on the news and hung himself but wrote a message on the wall saying: "Your right Age doesn't matter, And I'll always love you too"

If you agree that age shouldn't matter then put this on your profile!******

*98 percent of teenagers have tried pot. If you are one of the 2% who hasn't, post this on your profile*
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN... but it was fun!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only knows a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already knows not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this it!!

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 If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

 If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

 If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

 if you have EVER been so obsessed with a song you actually A.) dream about it, B.) sing it in school no matter who's listening OR C.) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile.

  P.S. Most of the copy and paste stuff if from WriteKaleb's page. -smiles- Hope he doesn't mind