Inquisitor• Show poetry

First things first, I'm not a poet, don't expect great works from me. I'll post occasionally if I can think of anything but that isn't often.

I have a certain liking for fantasy creatures, nymphs, fae, elves (we all love pointy ears), that load of gits, but strangely I prefer the ones everyone ignores - the loathsome ratmen, the mighty orcs, the barbaric ogres, the two-faced goblins, the savage beastmen of Chaos. If I see another bloody neko I'll kill them. Straight off.

As implied by the Beastmen of Chaos reference I'm fairly into Warhammer, but really I'm a Warhammer 40000 player through and through.

I'm a fairly hardcore gamer for some spack reason, I'm prone to bursts of complete insanity (if you see me post a poem more than once in a blue moon it's because of one of these bursts) and I really should stop filling this profile and get back to English coursework. Yeah, like that'll ever happen.

*A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you would ever do this for someone, then you're an idiot! The guy should have eased off the accelerator and ploughed the thing into a lake, saving them both!