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IWannaBAPhilosopher

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  • They have to keep me locked up here behind these bars in order to stop me from hurting any more of the dying population. That used to strike me as quite a statement, but I got
    709 lines, 5 comments, August 10, 2005. In <200 lines, Other

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  • IWannaBAPhilosopher on September 20, 2006
    Thanks for that - that's very good to know

    I seem to have a bit of a knack for making people laugh - it generally requires a visual stimulus, but clearly I can achieve the same effect from behind a screen. I don't know what it is - people just seem to feel this uncontrollable urge to laugh in my presence. It's a while since I've had anyone in hysterics though.
  • TheClosestThing on July 26, 2006
    I just randomly found an old comment you left on one of my pieces, so I checked out your author's page and basically laughed hysterically...

    just thought you should know
  • Eturnal-Tiger on June 29, 2006
    hey i no it ya bday or been so happy bday
  • IWannaBAPhilosopher on October 25, 2005
    You read ALL of my biography??? Wow! You must have been bored. And if you weren't bored when you started, you must have been bored by the time you finished. I honestly have no recollection of that of which you speak, so I don't know what it was that I tried to correct, but whatever it was, I had no right, and I'm sorry. You're not the only one who has been subject to my "corrections" in the past, as I am an absolute fiend for picking at people's grammar, so thank you for telling me off about it, because I needed telling. All this time I have been correcting other people, when I was the one who needed correcting. It is not my place to tell anybody how their writing should be, based on a few meaningless rules that I have been programmed to believe are right. Writing should be free from rules and restrictions, and I should read every poem as a poem, and not a piece of algebra, and - failing that - I should keep my mouth shut. And you should stick to your own style and take no notice of idiots like me who think that they know better. You only need to take one look at my efforts to see that I don't. I sincerely hope that I haven't found my poetry style yet - or I might as well give up now, because there isn't one, lol. Sorry again that I offended you, and thanks again for teaching me a valuable lesson! I suppose I should thank you for reading my author page too, because it must have taken a certain degree of perseverance.

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