My name is Tashia Danylle Smith,I'm 16 yearz old, I have 3 sisters{Michelle,Amanda,and Virginia}.I play the French horn, Trumpet,Guitar{a little},and Piano{a little},Music is my life,if u don't believe me than ask any of my friendz
http://allpoetry.com/column/306041
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my boyfriend~~~Timothy Snider~~~
my wife~~~Lily Herrod~~~
my first best friend~~~Daniel Oakes~~~
my other best friend~~~Johnathan Skinner~~~
my advice person~~~Kevin Devroy~~~
my random friend~~~Molly Beasley~~~
my strange friend~~~Nathan Howell~~~
my crazy friend~~~Serena Sanders~~~
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19 ways to keep a girl
1. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING.
[She won't trust you if you do & it'll be awkward]
2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other.
[She always gets butterflies when you do it; it makes her feel like you want her]
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
[It makes her feel like you really love her.]
4. Cuddle with her.
[She'll feel like your there for her]
5. Hug her from behind
[It makes her feel special]
6. Write little notes.
[She smiles.
They're cute; The end]
7. Compliment her Honestly.
[No girl likes a liar and no girl likes a person who lies about it when you compliment her]
8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
[It makes her feel wanted]
9. Be super sweet to her.
= )
[All girls like a super sweet guy]
10. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
[She'll go to bed with a smile]
11. Comfort her when she cries.
[She'll feel like you'll ALWAYS be there for her]
12. Wipe away her tears
[It'll show you'll always be there]
13. Love her with all your heart.
[Not with your brain... or your ......]
14. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it).
[It's true boys!]
15. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her).
[Every girl loves a guy who is a gentleman]
16. DON'T let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 her
[& it'll make her feel like you aren't really there for her]
17. Take her for a long walk at night!
[She just wants to be alone. & that's not always bad. The world can be annoying sometimes & you just need to be alone.]
18. When it's cold outside hold her close
[You want her to be happy & she's happy in your arms]
19. Draw on or rub her back as she is tryin to rest or sleep
[This just feels good!] {not with a pen you idiot, with your finger}
Girls - repost this if you think it's sweet
Guys - repost this if you would do any of it
and make sure that when you do these things that it comes from the heart.
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~Something really cute and true~
When she walks away from you mad [ Follow her ]
When she stares at your mouth [ Kiss her ]
When she pushes you or hit's you [ Grab her and don't let go ]
When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ]
When she pulls away [ Pull her back ]
When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's still beautiful ]
When you see her crying [Just hold her and don't say a word ] [ Until she stops ] [ Then ask her what's wrong ]
When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]
When she's scared [ Protect her ]
When she lays her head on your shoulder [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]
When she steals your favorite shirt [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]
When she teases you [ Tease her back and make her laugh ]
When she looks at you with doubt [ Back yourself up ]
When she grabs your hands [ Hold hers and play with her fingers ]
When she bumps into you [ Bump into her back and make her laugh ]
When she tells you a secret [ Keep it safe and untold ]
When she looks at you in your eyes [ Don't look away until she does ]
When you break her heart [ the pain never really goes away and she wants you back ]
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TWILIGHT FANS AND HATERS
Because of all the Twilight controversy, I’ve decided to show my point of view on it. Most of what I state is fact over opinion. If you hate Twilight, please read on. If you love it and get pissed off about haters, stop now. Unless you’re really curious as to why we hate it. But I’m warning you, this has pissed off a lot of people.
Twilight sucks. Why, you ask? Let’s look at it. Robert Pattinson…ladies, I will freely accept the fact that he is “attractive” if you can tell me WHAT you like about him. And yes, I can see why you find Taylor Lautner attractive. That’s just that part. And for the record, Kirsten Stewart cannot act. There are prettier girls everywhere you look. But that’s just the movie aspect.
I’ll hit the obvious first. Why does Edward insist on being with a girl 80 years younger than him? No, the fact that he is stuck in a 17-year-old body doesn’t count for crap. Think about plastic surgery. You still look young, but deep inside, you’re still aging. Even if she is 18 before they have sex, and their married, 80 years is still pedophilia. And why am I expected to believe that a 107-year-old guy has never had sex? He’s stuck in his prime for Christ’s sake! And like you girls say. “He’s so hot.” That’s just bad writing! For the record, what kind of name is Renesmee? As if sparkling vampires wasn’t far-fetched enough.
And yes, I do believe in vampyres. Yes, there is a reason in the spelling. But it’s irrelevant in this rant. Sparkling vampires is silly. Throughout the years, vampyres have had many reasons for avoiding the sun, whether it be death, or dormant powers that were revealed in the night. Or, just being sensitive to it. But sparkling is over the top. And that moves into another point.
Stephanie Meyer said that she had a dream and that’s what the books were based off correct? That’s nothing more than an excuse not to be attacked by fans of The Vampire Diaries (The books not the show), Sookie (True Blood basis), and Anne Rice. Notice that her stories have an odd resemblance to that? All those were released BEFORE Twilight. Maybe not on the screen, but in novels, they were. This shows that Stephanie Meyer is uncreative.
Now we get to move onto another great topic. Bella. Bella is a stupid girl. Personally, I think this is very stupid. “How long have you been seventeen?” The answer is simple. “I lied, you ignorant girl. I have the body of a seventeen-year-old. As for how long I actually was, the answer is one year. Then I turned 18. As of now, I’m 107.” Also, she chose Edward over Jacob. Jacob was a character who had always been kind to Bella. He loved her and was extremely kind to her. Edward just said, “You smell good. I want your blood. I can’t stay away from you. I’ll kill myself if you ever leave.” That’s not love keeping them together. That’s called guilt. She also chose a guy over her friends. I don’t believe in that personally, but like I said, she’s stupid.
Edward watched Bella while she was sleeping. How is this sweet? Now, yes, if he knew her and they were in a relationship, yes. But he had never met her. He was just sneaking into her room to watch her. I find that personally creepy. Most of the girls I know would be pissed off at their bf if he said, “By the way, before we met, I was watching you sleep at night.” In fact, they would leave him in a hot second.
That’s all for now folks. If you liked the rant, feel free to steal it. Please leave a guestbook comment if you do. I wanna know how liked it is. If you hated it, I warned your dumbass not to read it. Don’t leave me anything telling me how much I “suck.”
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Short Answer
[are you left handed or right handed?] RIGHT
[are you smart?] yes..no..maybe...?????
[whats your middle name?] Danylle
[how many personalities do you have?] to many to count!!!
[how many piercings do you have?] ears
[tattoos?] no
[what was your first word?] ????
[are you superstitious?] idk
[do you read your horoscope?] uh no
[do you believe in that stuff?] NO
[can you do a cartwheel?] no
[do you have bangs?] kind of
[do you have contact lenses?] No
[can you drive?] .....
[what do you drive?] .....
[do you snore?] yeah
[Do you drool in your sleep?] ummmmm...yeah
[do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?] lick
[do you keep a journal?] yeah
[what's the best awards show?] idk
[do you like cotton candy?] YEEESSSSSSS
[what instruments can you play?] French Horn,trumpet,and others
[what words do you overuse?] doosh bag,goober,and"I just bite you"
[what do you sleep in?] shirt and shorts
[whats your bedtime?] idk...whenever I fall asleep
[how many pillows do you have?] 2
[do you like to dance?] NO
[do you like to sing?] yeah
[are you any good at it?] anything that contains music
[how many cds do you have?] alot
[do you like to talk on the phone?] yeah
[how many times have you moved houses?] 4 times
[what do you think of chain letters?] i like some of them but not all
[do you like where you live?] .....
[is your room messy?] always
[how many people go to your school?] as many that come
[do you like your writing?] yeah
[do you like to finger-paint?] yeah
[what do you smell like?] idk...
[are you organized?] no
[do you sleep with a stuffed animal?] yeah
[do you sleep with socks on?] nope
[are you ticklish?] very!!!!!!!!
[are you shy?] sometimes
[do you talk to yourself?] sometimes...
[did you go to preschool?] Nope
[are you a morning person?] it depends
[whats your favorite outfit?] my band nerd shirt and jeans
[do you have a friend that you wish wasn’t?] ohhhh yes
[who has the most annoying voice in the world?] BT...
[do you believe in ghosts?] .....
[do you believe in bigfoot?] .....
[whats your favorite feature (on yourself)?] my eyes
[what do you do when you’re nervous?] idk...
[who’s your role model?] .....
[what celebrities do you look like?] idk
[what celebrities do you act like?] idk
[do you like classical music?] yes
[how old do you wish you were?] the age I am now,16
[what will you name your daughter?] i aint saying, i dont want no one to talk it
[son?] i aint saying
[have you ever thought you were gonna die?] YEAH
[where do you wanna go?] Chicago
[what is the best advice you've ever been given?] don't do something you're going to regret...
COPY AND PUT YOUR ANSWERS THEN MESSAGE ME WHEN YOUR DONE SO I CAN CHECK IT OUT (EASY WAY TO MAKE FRIENDS)
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More about me:
[X] Smoked a cigarette
[ ] Drank so much you threw up
[X] Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
[ ] Been arrested
[ ] Gone on a blind date
[X] Skipped school
[ ] Seen someone die
[ ] Been to Canada
[X] Been to Florida
[ ] Been to Mexico
[ ] Been on a plane
[X] Been lost
[ ] Been on the opposite side of the country
[ ] Gone to Washington , DC
[X] Swam in the ocean
[X] Felt like dying....
[X] Cried yourself to sleep
[X] Played cops and robbers
[X] Recently colored with crayons
[ ] Sang karaoke badly
[X] Paid for a meal with only coins
[X] Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
[X] Made prank phone calls
[X] Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
[X] Danced in the rain
[X] Written a letter to Santa Claus
[ ] Been kissed under the mistletoe
[X] Been kissed under the stars
[ ] Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
[X] Blown bubbles
[ ] Made a bonfire on the beach
[ ] Crashed a party
[X] Gone roller-skating
[ ] Ice-skating
Honesty/Crime:
(x) I am a terrible liar.
(x) I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
(x) I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
( ) I've snuck out of my house.
(x) I have lied to my parents about where I am.
(x) I am keeping a secret from the world
(x) I've cheated while playing a game.
(x) I've cheated on a test.
( ) I've run a red light.
( ) I've been suspended from school.
(x) I've witnessed a crime.
(x) I've been in a fist fight.
( ) I've been arrested.
Death and Suicide:
(x) I'm afraid of dying.(painfully)
(x) I hate funerals.
( ) I've seen someone die.
(x) Someone I know has attempted suicide.
( ) Someone close to me has committed suicide.
( ) I've attempted suicide.
Relationships:
(x) I've had someone cheat on me.
( ) I've gone on a blind date.
( ) I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
(x) I miss someone right now.
( ) have a fear of commitment.
(x) I have a fear of abandonment.
(x) I've cheated in a relationship.
(x) I've been the cheatee ( if that means that you were the person some cheated on their gf/bf with )
( ) I've gotten divorced
(x) I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
(x) I've told someone I loved them
(x) I've kept something from a past relationship.
Sexuality:
(x) I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
(x) I've had a crush on a teacher.
(x) I am a cuddler.
(x) I love to flirt.
(x) I've been kissed in the rain.
(x) I've hugged a stranger.
( ) have kissed a stranger.
(x) I've kissed a boy
(x) I've kissed a girl
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The Perfect Girl
-------------------Girls-----------------------
--------------are like apples----------------
---------on trees. The best ones-----------
--------are at the top of the tree.----------
-------The boys dont want to reach--------
-----for the good ones because they-------
--are afraid of falling and getting hurt.----
-Instead, they just get the rotten apples--
---from the ground that aren't as good, --
-but easy. So the apples at the top think-
-something is wrong with them, when in--
----reality, they're amazing. They just----
-----have to wait for the right boy to------
-------come along, the one who's---------
--------------brave enough to---------------
------------------climb all-------------------
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A Perfect Boyfriend
* Every girl dreams that one day she will find a guy that does these things for her.Even the smallest action can have the BIGGEST impact in someone's life. Pay attention.
** give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in.
*** leave her cute text messages.
**** kiss her in front of your friends.
*****tell her she looks beautiful.
****** look into her eyes when you talk to her.
******* let her mess with your hair.
********just walk around with her.
********* FORGIVE her for her MISTAKES.
********** look at her like she's the only girl you see.
*********tickle her even when she says stop.
******** hold her hand when you're around your friends and in private.
******* let her fall asleep in your arms.
****** get her mad well i dont want that, then kiss her.
*****stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
**** tease her and let her tease you back.
*** stay up all night with her when she's sick.
**watch her favorite movie with her.
*kiss her forehead.
** Don't talk about other girls around her. If you love her, others shouldn't matter.
***when she's sad, hang out with her.
**** let her know she's important.
***** kiss her in the pouring rain.
****** when you fall in love with her, tell her.
******* and when you tell her, love her like you've never loved someone before.
Guys repost as: I'd do this for my girl.
Girls repost as: a perfect boyfriend.
If you don't repost this in four minutes you will lose the one you love.
If you do repost this in four minutes the one you love will:
call you
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*Why boys and girls make out*
did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If you repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you. but if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you out again for 5 years........
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Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuol't blveiee taht I cluod aulactly uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rsceearch at Cmabridge Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs, cpoy and ptsae tihs itno yuor pofirle.
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If you love me, will you catch me when I fall?
If I died, would you be with me every step of the way?
If I tried to commit suicide, would you be there with me and promise that you will never leave me?
If I felt like , would you tell me that it will all be ok?
When it stars to rain, would you hold me close and tell me that you never want to leave this place?
Would you whisper in my ear messages of love every time I cried?
Would you put all over your internet sites "I love this person"?
If I went away, would you try and get in touch?
Would you hold my hand every time we went for a walk?
If I broke a bone in my body, would you be there for me while I got better?
If my last words were "I love you forever", would you then hold my hand and say "I love you to"?
If true love means this to you...paste this on your profile
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Girl: hey whats up
Boy: nm just listening to music
Girl: i heard your getting you G.E.D
Boy: yeah i thought it was a good idea
Girl: it is im proud of you
Boy: yeah thnx well listen i g2g bye
"Last message recived 12/12/07
"Next day"
Girl: hi
Boy: hi whats up
Girl: nm you
Boy: i got my G.E.D
Girl: OMG!!! IM SO PROUD OF YOU
Boy: yeah thnx
Girl: i have to tell you something
Boy: go ahead
Girl: well i love you. i always have i cared about you and your always in my heart
Boy: thats cool i love you too but your too young your 14 and im 17
Girl: but i love you age shouldn't mater
Boy: i know u do and i love u but i found this girl and shes my age
Girl: i just thought......(crying she logs off)
The next day the boy turns on the news and hears that a 14 year old girl cut her wrists and wrote on the wall "Age never matters."
The boy then recives a call from the girl he chose and she says "I'm leaving you for the one i love."
That night the boy hangs himself and writes on the wall "She's right. Age doesn't matter. I love you and always will."
IF YOU AGREE SEND TO 10 PEOPLE AND THE PERSON YOU LOVE WILL TELL YOU AT 11:11PM
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For God so loved the world that He gave His ONE and ONLY Son that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have ETERNAL LIFE!
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One day, a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The Teacher was explaining evolution to the children. The Teacher asked a little boy:
TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see GOD?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see GOD because HE isn't there. He just doesn't exist.
(The little girl spoke up wanting to ask the boy some questions. The Teacher agreed.)
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the Teacher?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No!
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today,he doesn't have one...........
II CORINTHIANS 5:7 "FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT"
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THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
1) When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, “Hi Chinel. How’s your day been?”
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator while saying work it girl! And telling them to pose.
8)Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the cornerwith a wind up clock in it, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, “Did you feel that?”
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they open again!”
15) Swat at flies that don’t exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, “Group Hug!” and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?”
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “Your one of THEM!” and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, “I have new socks on”.
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, “This is MY personal space”
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50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
4. Start playing Calvin ball; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to deuls with tubes of gift wrap.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially down thin narrow aisles.
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volume up to 10!
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrasment.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
20. Put M&M's on layaway.
21. Move "Caution: Wet FLoor" signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows form bed and bath.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying , "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin- -to the Batcave!"
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
29. When some one asks you if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
31. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hire employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joe vs. the X-Men.
33. Take bets on the battle described above.
35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
46. When some one steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it wiithout saying a word.
47. Relax in the pation furniture until you get kicked out.
48. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream,"No,no! It's those voices again!"
49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
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note to self .........
I MISS YOU TERRIBLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The human Body:
Month 1
Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Month 2
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
Month 3
You know what Mommy, I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Month 4
Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month 5
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
Month 6
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy!! HELP me!!
Month 7
Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. he is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me, Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. Repost this if you have a heart and are against Abortion.
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I’m not a
. . . I just like being rude.
I'm not a sinner . . .I just cant do anything right.
I'm not depressed . . I'm just always sad.
I'm not crying . . .My eyes are just full of tears.
I’m not living . . .I just keep breathing.
I'm not a thief . . .I just take what I need.
I'm not a . . .I just embrace my sexuality.
I'm not stupid . . .I just don’t get it.
I’m not trying . . .I’ve already given up.
I'm not weird . . . I'm just different.
I'm not a rebel . . .I just don’t take orders.
I'm not worthless . . .I just don’t know my value.
I'm not a believer . . .I’ve already lost hope.
I'm not a up . . .I just make mistakes.
I'm not beautiful . . .Its only skin deep.
I'm not emotional . . .I just have a lot of feelings.
I'm not a cutter . . .I just found a way to get rid of pain.
I'm not immature . . .I'm just growing up.
I'm not a quitter . . .I just stop and re-think.
I'm not laughing . . .I need to smile first.+.
I'm not impulsive . . .I just act before I think.
I'm not obsessed . . .I'm just in love.
I'm not perfect . . .I don’t want to be.
I'm not ignoring . . .I just choose not to listen.
I'm not a gossip . . .I have my own life.
I'm not pessimistic . . .I just don’t get my hopes up.
I'm not impatient . . .I just don’t like to wait.
I'm not happy . . .I do have sparks of joy.
I'm not tough . . .I just don’t take.
I'm not clingy . . .I just wanna be held.
I'm not opinionated . . .I just voice what I think.
I'm not questioning . . .I just have my doubts.
I'm not hiding . . .I just want to disappear.
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I ran up the door
Shut the stairs
Got in my prayer
Said my pajamas
Turned off the bed
And jumped in light
All because you kissed me goodnight
repost this if you've ever this confused by a guy
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Girl: Do I cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: What would you choose...me or your life?
Boy: My life
Girl runs away and Boy stops her and says: You don't cross my mind, you are always on my mind. I don't like you, I love you. I don't want you, I need you. I wouldn't cry if you left, I would die. I wouldn't live for you, I would die for you. I wouldn't do anything for you, I would do everything. I would choose my life over you because you are my life.
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There was a boy and a girl.
girl: Do you think Im pretty?
boy: no
girl: Do you want to be with me forever?
boy: no
girl: If I were to leave would you cry?
boy: no
The girl had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face, the boy grabed her arm and said: Your not pretty, your beautiful. I dont want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. I wouldnt cry if you walked away....I'd die.
If you think this is cute and or want a boy/guy to say this to you repost this on your page.
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ARE YOU LOCKED UP IN A WORLD THATS BEEN PLANNED OUT FOR YOU?
ARE YOU LIVING LIKE A SOCIAL TOOL WITH-OUT A USE?
SCREAM AT ME UNTIL MY EARS BLEED IM TAKING HEAD JUST FOR YOU
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I Am This Girl..
I am the girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times.
I am the girl that dresses cute, not skanky.
I am the girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot.
I am the girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you.
I am the girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.
I am the girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess.
I am the girl that just wants to hold hands.
I am the girl that kisses him with meaning.
I AM THE GIRL WHO JUST WISHES HE CARED MORE.
I am the girl who just once, wants a guy to give their jacket up when she is cold.
I am the girl who just wants him to call.
I am the girl who lies awake at night thinking about him.
I am the girl that just wants to cuddle.
I AM THE GIRL WHO SHOWS HOW MUCH SHE CARES BUT GETS NOTHING BACK.
I am the girl that ever thought "Maybe this one could be the one."
I am the girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny.
I am the girl who is just looking for that one and only and is having a rough time along the way.
I am the girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.
I AM THE GIRL WHO WANTS WORDS BACKED UP WITH ACTIONS.
I AM THE GIRL that FELL for ALL the LIES ONLY TO FIND THEMSELVES ALONE in the END.
I am the girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face.
I am the girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be.
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I believe that everything happens for a Reason..
People change so that You can learn to let go..
Things go wrong so that You appriciate them when they're right..
You believe lies so You eventually learn to trust no one but yourself..
And sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together...
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HATE EMOS?
READ THIS:
Isnt it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a t-shirt that barely cover anything?
Isnt it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?
Isnt it funny that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone
are you laughing?
Isnt it funny an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more om everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?
Isnt it funny that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?
im not laughing
Its so funny that you and your friends can make a guys life hell and not know anything about the silent battle he might be fighting.
Isnt it funny that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.
HOW YOU CAN CALL A guy A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HIS WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HIS LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OR LAUGHING WITH HIS FRIENDS
keep on laughing
Isnt it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life
without knowing her situation with her friends
or her family
or her LIFE
BRAVE ISNT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING
BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH
OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND
BRAVE IS
GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE HEADS AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES
ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT
ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET
ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS
BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMORROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE
ITS ANOTHER DAY OF AND DODGING RUMORS
keep on laughing
if you agree put this on ur blog
and advise others to do so
screw THE EMO HATERS.
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Funny Quotes:
I used to have a handle on life...but it broke..
They keep saying the right person will come along..
I think a truck hit mine!
Never argue with an idiot..
They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!
This is Bob..
Bob likes you..
Bob also likes sharp things..
I suggest you run from Bob...
A stanger stabs you
In the front,
A friend stabs you
In the back,
A boyfriend stabs you
In the heart,
But best friends
Only poke each other with straws!
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Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline.
* If you are an obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
* If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
* If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
* If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want; stay on the line while we trace your call.
* If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mother ship.
* If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
* If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
* If you are dyslexic, press 969696961001
* If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
* If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
* If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.
* If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep. Or after the beep. Or before the beep. Please wait for the beep.
* If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
* If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are far too busy to talk to you.
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Our Father who art in Heaven, Hallowed by Thy name, Thy Kingdom. Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And Forgive us our trespasses, As we forgive those who trespass against us. Lead us not into temptation, But Deliver us from Evil. For Thine is the Kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever. Amen.
- ( The Lords Prayer )
Even though you can't see God, He is there...if you believe in God, put this in your profile.
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Never Poem
never say i love you
if you dont really care
never talk about feelings
if they arent really there
never hold my hand
if you are gonna break my heart
never say you are going to
if you dont even start
never look into my eyes
if all you are gonna do is lie
never say hi
if you really mean goodbye
if you really mean forever
then say you will try
never say forever
cause forever makes me cry.
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" -I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, NOT because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be CLOSER to you...
-I'm the girl who likes to be kissed under the stars, more then inside your bedroom or in a expensive resturant...
-I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss...
-I'm the girl who you can talk to about ANYTHING...
-I'm the girl who laughs at your jokes...
-I'm the girl who will have MANY inside jokes with you and remember each one...
-I'm the girl who will brag about you to all of my friends...
-I'm the girl who will listen to you talk...
-I'm the girl who REALLY does want to be friends after a break up...
-I'm the girl who LOVES when you hug me for no apparent reason...
-I'm the girl who loves it when you hug me from behind or kiss me on the forehead..
-I'm the girl who loves YOU for YOU; and doesn't care what other people say about US...
-I'm the girl who loves it when you introduce me to your friends as your GIRLFRIEND...
-I'm the girl who will ALWAYS love you... "
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quotes:
i promise i will never forget the day we kissed or the day we first met.... the sky may fall and the stars may too, but in the end i still love you
love is giving someone the ability to break your heart but trusting them not to.
love is being stupid together and not caring
if you cant get someone out of your head, maybe they are supposed to be there
he was all i wanted but he never knew.
the truth is... EVERYONE is gonna hurt you... you just have to find out who is worth the pain.
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Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person....
Find a Guy .. who calls you beautiful instead of hot...
Who calls you back when you hang up on him...
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep...
Wait for the guy who ...kisses your forehead...
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats....
Who holds your hand in front of his friends...
Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you...
And who turns to his friends and says, ' That's her!!
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80% of people say "I LOVE YOU". 20% actually mean it.
If you honestly are in the 20%, paste this into your profile
{I Love You Tim!!!!}
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To Every Guy...
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours
just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful
no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared
through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything
so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her
when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy
even if you are not with her.
...This one bulletin is for you...
Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore...
And because of this, there are not many left out there...
i guarantee 90% of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image
If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed "
If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way
repost this with: "To Every Guy...
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You know you live in 2009 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
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"When you are in Love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams."
I love you, not for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it dosent, then it was never meant to be.
To the world you are one person, but to one person you are the world.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that’s when I really need it.
I want to fall for you but im not sure if you'll catch me.
What A Kiss Means
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Kiss on the stomach-----"I love you"
Kiss on the Forehead ----"I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm corny"
Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you"
Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you"
What the gesture means...
Holding Hands ---"We definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt ---"That's mine"
Holding on tight ---"I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes ---"I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair ---"Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completely Comfortable with you"
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http://allpoetry.com/column/306041
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║╩╣║║║║║ put this on your page
╚═╩╩╩╩═╝ if you are emo or
support emos.
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my boyfriend~~~Timothy Snider~~~
my wife~~~Lily Herrod~~~
my first best friend~~~Daniel Oakes~~~
my other best friend~~~Johnathan Skinner~~~
my advice person~~~Kevin Devroy~~~
my random friend~~~Molly Beasley~~~
my strange friend~~~Nathan Howell~~~
my crazy friend~~~Serena Sanders~~~
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19 ways to keep a girl
1. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING.
[She won't trust you if you do & it'll be awkward]
2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other.
[She always gets butterflies when you do it; it makes her feel like you want her]
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
[It makes her feel like you really love her.]
4. Cuddle with her.
[She'll feel like your there for her]
5. Hug her from behind
[It makes her feel special]
6. Write little notes.
[She smiles.
They're cute; The end]
7. Compliment her Honestly.
[No girl likes a liar and no girl likes a person who lies about it when you compliment her]
8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
[It makes her feel wanted]
9. Be super sweet to her.
= )
[All girls like a super sweet guy]
10. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
[She'll go to bed with a smile]
11. Comfort her when she cries.
[She'll feel like you'll ALWAYS be there for her]
12. Wipe away her tears
[It'll show you'll always be there]
13. Love her with all your heart.
[Not with your brain... or your ......]
14. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say put me down but really she loves it).
[It's true boys!]
15. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her).
[Every girl loves a guy who is a gentleman]
16. DON'T let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back 2 her
[& it'll make her feel like you aren't really there for her]
17. Take her for a long walk at night!
[She just wants to be alone. & that's not always bad. The world can be annoying sometimes & you just need to be alone.]
18. When it's cold outside hold her close
[You want her to be happy & she's happy in your arms]
19. Draw on or rub her back as she is tryin to rest or sleep
[This just feels good!] {not with a pen you idiot, with your finger}
Girls - repost this if you think it's sweet
Guys - repost this if you would do any of it
and make sure that when you do these things that it comes from the heart.
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~Something really cute and true~
When she walks away from you mad [ Follow her ]
When she stares at your mouth [ Kiss her ]
When she pushes you or hit's you [ Grab her and don't let go ]
When she's quiet [ Ask her whats wrong ]
When she pulls away [ Pull her back ]
When you see her at her worst [ Tell her she's still beautiful ]
When you see her crying [Just hold her and don't say a word ] [ Until she stops ] [ Then ask her what's wrong ]
When you see her walking [ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]
When she's scared [ Protect her ]
When she lays her head on your shoulder [ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]
When she steals your favorite shirt [ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]
When she teases you [ Tease her back and make her laugh ]
When she looks at you with doubt [ Back yourself up ]
When she grabs your hands [ Hold hers and play with her fingers ]
When she bumps into you [ Bump into her back and make her laugh ]
When she tells you a secret [ Keep it safe and untold ]
When she looks at you in your eyes [ Don't look away until she does ]
When you break her heart [ the pain never really goes away and she wants you back ]
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TWILIGHT FANS AND HATERS
Because of all the Twilight controversy, I’ve decided to show my point of view on it. Most of what I state is fact over opinion. If you hate Twilight, please read on. If you love it and get pissed off about haters, stop now. Unless you’re really curious as to why we hate it. But I’m warning you, this has pissed off a lot of people.
Twilight sucks. Why, you ask? Let’s look at it. Robert Pattinson…ladies, I will freely accept the fact that he is “attractive” if you can tell me WHAT you like about him. And yes, I can see why you find Taylor Lautner attractive. That’s just that part. And for the record, Kirsten Stewart cannot act. There are prettier girls everywhere you look. But that’s just the movie aspect.
I’ll hit the obvious first. Why does Edward insist on being with a girl 80 years younger than him? No, the fact that he is stuck in a 17-year-old body doesn’t count for crap. Think about plastic surgery. You still look young, but deep inside, you’re still aging. Even if she is 18 before they have sex, and their married, 80 years is still pedophilia. And why am I expected to believe that a 107-year-old guy has never had sex? He’s stuck in his prime for Christ’s sake! And like you girls say. “He’s so hot.” That’s just bad writing! For the record, what kind of name is Renesmee? As if sparkling vampires wasn’t far-fetched enough.
And yes, I do believe in vampyres. Yes, there is a reason in the spelling. But it’s irrelevant in this rant. Sparkling vampires is silly. Throughout the years, vampyres have had many reasons for avoiding the sun, whether it be death, or dormant powers that were revealed in the night. Or, just being sensitive to it. But sparkling is over the top. And that moves into another point.
Stephanie Meyer said that she had a dream and that’s what the books were based off correct? That’s nothing more than an excuse not to be attacked by fans of The Vampire Diaries (The books not the show), Sookie (True Blood basis), and Anne Rice. Notice that her stories have an odd resemblance to that? All those were released BEFORE Twilight. Maybe not on the screen, but in novels, they were. This shows that Stephanie Meyer is uncreative.
Now we get to move onto another great topic. Bella. Bella is a stupid girl. Personally, I think this is very stupid. “How long have you been seventeen?” The answer is simple. “I lied, you ignorant girl. I have the body of a seventeen-year-old. As for how long I actually was, the answer is one year. Then I turned 18. As of now, I’m 107.” Also, she chose Edward over Jacob. Jacob was a character who had always been kind to Bella. He loved her and was extremely kind to her. Edward just said, “You smell good. I want your blood. I can’t stay away from you. I’ll kill myself if you ever leave.” That’s not love keeping them together. That’s called guilt. She also chose a guy over her friends. I don’t believe in that personally, but like I said, she’s stupid.
Edward watched Bella while she was sleeping. How is this sweet? Now, yes, if he knew her and they were in a relationship, yes. But he had never met her. He was just sneaking into her room to watch her. I find that personally creepy. Most of the girls I know would be pissed off at their bf if he said, “By the way, before we met, I was watching you sleep at night.” In fact, they would leave him in a hot second.
That’s all for now folks. If you liked the rant, feel free to steal it. Please leave a guestbook comment if you do. I wanna know how liked it is. If you hated it, I warned your dumbass not to read it. Don’t leave me anything telling me how much I “suck.”
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Short Answer
[are you left handed or right handed?] RIGHT
[are you smart?] yes..no..maybe...?????
[whats your middle name?] Danylle
[how many personalities do you have?] to many to count!!!
[how many piercings do you have?] ears
[tattoos?] no
[what was your first word?] ????
[are you superstitious?] idk
[do you read your horoscope?] uh no
[do you believe in that stuff?] NO
[can you do a cartwheel?] no
[do you have bangs?] kind of
[do you have contact lenses?] No
[can you drive?] .....
[what do you drive?] .....
[do you snore?] yeah
[Do you drool in your sleep?] ummmmm...yeah
[do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?] lick
[do you keep a journal?] yeah
[what's the best awards show?] idk
[do you like cotton candy?] YEEESSSSSSS
[what instruments can you play?] French Horn,trumpet,and others
[what words do you overuse?] doosh bag,goober,and"I just bite you"
[what do you sleep in?] shirt and shorts
[whats your bedtime?] idk...whenever I fall asleep
[how many pillows do you have?] 2
[do you like to dance?] NO
[do you like to sing?] yeah
[are you any good at it?] anything that contains music
[how many cds do you have?] alot
[do you like to talk on the phone?] yeah
[how many times have you moved houses?] 4 times
[what do you think of chain letters?] i like some of them but not all
[do you like where you live?] .....
[is your room messy?] always
[how many people go to your school?] as many that come
[do you like your writing?] yeah
[do you like to finger-paint?] yeah
[what do you smell like?] idk...
[are you organized?] no
[do you sleep with a stuffed animal?] yeah
[do you sleep with socks on?] nope
[are you ticklish?] very!!!!!!!!
[are you shy?] sometimes
[do you talk to yourself?] sometimes...
[did you go to preschool?] Nope
[are you a morning person?] it depends
[whats your favorite outfit?] my band nerd shirt and jeans
[do you have a friend that you wish wasn’t?] ohhhh yes
[who has the most annoying voice in the world?] BT...
[do you believe in ghosts?] .....
[do you believe in bigfoot?] .....
[whats your favorite feature (on yourself)?] my eyes
[what do you do when you’re nervous?] idk...
[who’s your role model?] .....
[what celebrities do you look like?] idk
[what celebrities do you act like?] idk
[do you like classical music?] yes
[how old do you wish you were?] the age I am now,16
[what will you name your daughter?] i aint saying, i dont want no one to talk it
[son?] i aint saying
[have you ever thought you were gonna die?] YEAH
[where do you wanna go?] Chicago
[what is the best advice you've ever been given?] don't do something you're going to regret...
COPY AND PUT YOUR ANSWERS THEN MESSAGE ME WHEN YOUR DONE SO I CAN CHECK IT OUT (EASY WAY TO MAKE FRIENDS)
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More about me:
[X] Smoked a cigarette
[ ] Drank so much you threw up
[X] Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
[ ] Been arrested
[ ] Gone on a blind date
[X] Skipped school
[ ] Seen someone die
[ ] Been to Canada
[X] Been to Florida
[ ] Been to Mexico
[ ] Been on a plane
[X] Been lost
[ ] Been on the opposite side of the country
[ ] Gone to Washington , DC
[X] Swam in the ocean
[X] Felt like dying....
[X] Cried yourself to sleep
[X] Played cops and robbers
[X] Recently colored with crayons
[ ] Sang karaoke badly
[X] Paid for a meal with only coins
[X] Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
[X] Made prank phone calls
[X] Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
[X] Danced in the rain
[X] Written a letter to Santa Claus
[ ] Been kissed under the mistletoe
[X] Been kissed under the stars
[ ] Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
[X] Blown bubbles
[ ] Made a bonfire on the beach
[ ] Crashed a party
[X] Gone roller-skating
[ ] Ice-skating
Honesty/Crime:
(x) I am a terrible liar.
(x) I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
(x) I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
( ) I've snuck out of my house.
(x) I have lied to my parents about where I am.
(x) I am keeping a secret from the world
(x) I've cheated while playing a game.
(x) I've cheated on a test.
( ) I've run a red light.
( ) I've been suspended from school.
(x) I've witnessed a crime.
(x) I've been in a fist fight.
( ) I've been arrested.
Death and Suicide:
(x) I'm afraid of dying.(painfully)
(x) I hate funerals.
( ) I've seen someone die.
(x) Someone I know has attempted suicide.
( ) Someone close to me has committed suicide.
( ) I've attempted suicide.
Relationships:
(x) I've had someone cheat on me.
( ) I've gone on a blind date.
( ) I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
(x) I miss someone right now.
( ) have a fear of commitment.
(x) I have a fear of abandonment.
(x) I've cheated in a relationship.
(x) I've been the cheatee ( if that means that you were the person some cheated on their gf/bf with )
( ) I've gotten divorced
(x) I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
(x) I've told someone I loved them
(x) I've kept something from a past relationship.
Sexuality:
(x) I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
(x) I've had a crush on a teacher.
(x) I am a cuddler.
(x) I love to flirt.
(x) I've been kissed in the rain.
(x) I've hugged a stranger.
( ) have kissed a stranger.
(x) I've kissed a boy
(x) I've kissed a girl
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The Perfect Girl
-------------------Girls-----------------------
--------------are like apples----------------
---------on trees. The best ones-----------
--------are at the top of the tree.----------
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-----for the good ones because they-------
--are afraid of falling and getting hurt.----
-Instead, they just get the rotten apples--
---from the ground that aren't as good, --
-but easy. So the apples at the top think-
-something is wrong with them, when in--
----reality, they're amazing. They just----
-----have to wait for the right boy to------
-------come along, the one who's---------
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A Perfect Boyfriend
* Every girl dreams that one day she will find a guy that does these things for her.Even the smallest action can have the BIGGEST impact in someone's life. Pay attention.
** give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in.
*** leave her cute text messages.
**** kiss her in front of your friends.
*****tell her she looks beautiful.
****** look into her eyes when you talk to her.
******* let her mess with your hair.
********just walk around with her.
********* FORGIVE her for her MISTAKES.
********** look at her like she's the only girl you see.
*********tickle her even when she says stop.
******** hold her hand when you're around your friends and in private.
******* let her fall asleep in your arms.
****** get her mad well i dont want that, then kiss her.
*****stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
**** tease her and let her tease you back.
*** stay up all night with her when she's sick.
**watch her favorite movie with her.
*kiss her forehead.
** Don't talk about other girls around her. If you love her, others shouldn't matter.
***when she's sad, hang out with her.
**** let her know she's important.
***** kiss her in the pouring rain.
****** when you fall in love with her, tell her.
******* and when you tell her, love her like you've never loved someone before.
Guys repost as: I'd do this for my girl.
Girls repost as: a perfect boyfriend.
If you don't repost this in four minutes you will lose the one you love.
If you do repost this in four minutes the one you love will:
call you
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*Why boys and girls make out*
did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If you repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you. but if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you out again for 5 years........
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If you love me, will you catch me when I fall?
If I died, would you be with me every step of the way?
If I tried to commit suicide, would you be there with me and promise that you will never leave me?
If I felt like , would you tell me that it will all be ok?
When it stars to rain, would you hold me close and tell me that you never want to leave this place?
Would you whisper in my ear messages of love every time I cried?
Would you put all over your internet sites "I love this person"?
If I went away, would you try and get in touch?
Would you hold my hand every time we went for a walk?
If I broke a bone in my body, would you be there for me while I got better?
If my last words were "I love you forever", would you then hold my hand and say "I love you to"?
If true love means this to you...paste this on your profile
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Girl: hey whats up
Boy: nm just listening to music
Girl: i heard your getting you G.E.D
Boy: yeah i thought it was a good idea
Girl: it is im proud of you
Boy: yeah thnx well listen i g2g bye
"Last message recived 12/12/07
"Next day"
Girl: hi
Boy: hi whats up
Girl: nm you
Boy: i got my G.E.D
Girl: OMG!!! IM SO PROUD OF YOU
Boy: yeah thnx
Girl: i have to tell you something
Boy: go ahead
Girl: well i love you. i always have i cared about you and your always in my heart
Boy: thats cool i love you too but your too young your 14 and im 17
Girl: but i love you age shouldn't mater
Boy: i know u do and i love u but i found this girl and shes my age
Girl: i just thought......(crying she logs off)
The next day the boy turns on the news and hears that a 14 year old girl cut her wrists and wrote on the wall "Age never matters."
The boy then recives a call from the girl he chose and she says "I'm leaving you for the one i love."
That night the boy hangs himself and writes on the wall "She's right. Age doesn't matter. I love you and always will."
IF YOU AGREE SEND TO 10 PEOPLE AND THE PERSON YOU LOVE WILL TELL YOU AT 11:11PM
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For God so loved the world that He gave His ONE and ONLY Son that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have ETERNAL LIFE!
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One day, a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The Teacher was explaining evolution to the children. The Teacher asked a little boy:
TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see GOD?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see GOD because HE isn't there. He just doesn't exist.
(The little girl spoke up wanting to ask the boy some questions. The Teacher agreed.)
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the Teacher?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No!
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today,he doesn't have one...........
II CORINTHIANS 5:7 "FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT"
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THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
1) When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, “Hi Chinel. How’s your day been?”
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator while saying work it girl! And telling them to pose.
8)Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the cornerwith a wind up clock in it, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, “Did you feel that?”
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they open again!”
15) Swat at flies that don’t exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, “Group Hug!” and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?”
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “Your one of THEM!” and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, “I have new socks on”.
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, “This is MY personal space”
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50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
4. Start playing Calvin ball; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to deuls with tubes of gift wrap.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially down thin narrow aisles.
11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volume up to 10!
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrasment.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
20. Put M&M's on layaway.
21. Move "Caution: Wet FLoor" signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows form bed and bath.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying , "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin- -to the Batcave!"
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
29. When some one asks you if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
31. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hire employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joe vs. the X-Men.
33. Take bets on the battle described above.
35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
46. When some one steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it wiithout saying a word.
47. Relax in the pation furniture until you get kicked out.
48. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream,"No,no! It's those voices again!"
49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
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note to self .........
I MISS YOU TERRIBLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The human Body:
Month 1
Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Month 2
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
Month 3
You know what Mommy, I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Month 4
Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month 5
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
Month 6
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy!! HELP me!!
Month 7
Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. he is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me, Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. Repost this if you have a heart and are against Abortion.
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I’m not a
. . . I just like being rude.I'm not a sinner . . .I just cant do anything right.
I'm not depressed . . I'm just always sad.
I'm not crying . . .My eyes are just full of tears.
I’m not living . . .I just keep breathing.
I'm not a thief . . .I just take what I need.
I'm not a
. . .I just embrace my sexuality.I'm not stupid . . .I just don’t get it.
I’m not trying . . .I’ve already given up.
I'm not weird . . . I'm just different.
I'm not a rebel . . .I just don’t take orders.
I'm not worthless . . .I just don’t know my value.
I'm not a believer . . .I’ve already lost hope.
I'm not a
up . . .I just make mistakes.I'm not beautiful . . .Its only skin deep.
I'm not emotional . . .I just have a lot of feelings.
I'm not a cutter . . .I just found a way to get rid of pain.
I'm not immature . . .I'm just growing up.
I'm not a quitter . . .I just stop and re-think.
I'm not laughing . . .I need to smile first.+.
I'm not impulsive . . .I just act before I think.
I'm not obsessed . . .I'm just in love.
I'm not perfect . . .I don’t want to be.
I'm not ignoring . . .I just choose not to listen.
I'm not a gossip . . .I have my own life.
I'm not pessimistic . . .I just don’t get my hopes up.
I'm not impatient . . .I just don’t like to wait.
I'm not happy . . .I do have sparks of joy.
I'm not tough . . .I just don’t take
.I'm not clingy . . .I just wanna be held.
I'm not opinionated . . .I just voice what I think.
I'm not questioning . . .I just have my doubts.
I'm not hiding . . .I just want to disappear.
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I ran up the door
Shut the stairs
Got in my prayer
Said my pajamas
Turned off the bed
And jumped in light
All because you kissed me goodnight
repost this if you've ever this confused by a guy
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Girl: Do I cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: What would you choose...me or your life?
Boy: My life
Girl runs away and Boy stops her and says: You don't cross my mind, you are always on my mind. I don't like you, I love you. I don't want you, I need you. I wouldn't cry if you left, I would die. I wouldn't live for you, I would die for you. I wouldn't do anything for you, I would do everything. I would choose my life over you because you are my life.
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There was a boy and a girl.
girl: Do you think Im pretty?
boy: no
girl: Do you want to be with me forever?
boy: no
girl: If I were to leave would you cry?
boy: no
The girl had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face, the boy grabed her arm and said: Your not pretty, your beautiful. I dont want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever. I wouldnt cry if you walked away....I'd die.
If you think this is cute and or want a boy/guy to say this to you repost this on your page.
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ARE YOU LOCKED UP IN A WORLD THATS BEEN PLANNED OUT FOR YOU?
ARE YOU LIVING LIKE A SOCIAL TOOL WITH-OUT A USE?
SCREAM AT ME UNTIL MY EARS BLEED IM TAKING HEAD JUST FOR YOU
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I Am This Girl..
I am the girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times.
I am the girl that dresses cute, not skanky.
I am the girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot.
I am the girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you.
I am the girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.
I am the girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess.
I am the girl that just wants to hold hands.
I am the girl that kisses him with meaning.
I AM THE GIRL WHO JUST WISHES HE CARED MORE.
I am the girl who just once, wants a guy to give their jacket up when she is cold.
I am the girl who just wants him to call.
I am the girl who lies awake at night thinking about him.
I am the girl that just wants to cuddle.
I AM THE GIRL WHO SHOWS HOW MUCH SHE CARES BUT GETS NOTHING BACK.
I am the girl that ever thought "Maybe this one could be the one."
I am the girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny.
I am the girl who is just looking for that one and only and is having a rough time along the way.
I am the girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.
I AM THE GIRL WHO WANTS WORDS BACKED UP WITH ACTIONS.
I AM THE GIRL that FELL for ALL the LIES ONLY TO FIND THEMSELVES ALONE in the END.
I am the girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face.
I am the girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be.
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I believe that everything happens for a Reason..
People change so that You can learn to let go..
Things go wrong so that You appriciate them when they're right..
You believe lies so You eventually learn to trust no one but yourself..
And sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together...
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HATE EMOS?
READ THIS:
Isnt it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a t-shirt that barely cover anything?
Isnt it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?
Isnt it funny that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone
are you laughing?
Isnt it funny an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more
om everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?Isnt it funny that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?
im not laughing
Its so funny that you and your friends can make a guys life hell and not know anything about the silent battle he might be fighting.
Isnt it funny that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.
HOW YOU CAN CALL A guy A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HIS WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HIS LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OR LAUGHING WITH HIS FRIENDS
keep on laughing
Isnt it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life
without knowing her situation with her friends
or her family
or her LIFE
BRAVE ISNT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING
BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH
OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND
BRAVE IS
GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE
HEADS AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHESITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT
ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET
ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS
BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMORROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE
ITS ANOTHER DAY OF
AND DODGING RUMORSkeep on laughing
if you agree put this on ur blog
and advise others to do so
screw THE EMO HATERS.
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Funny Quotes:
I used to have a handle on life...but it broke..
They keep saying the right person will come along..
I think a truck hit mine!
Never argue with an idiot..
They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!
This is Bob..
Bob likes you..
Bob also likes sharp things..
I suggest you run from Bob...
A stanger stabs you
In the front,
A friend stabs you
In the back,
A boyfriend stabs you
In the heart,
But best friends
Only poke each other with straws!
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Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline.
* If you are an obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
* If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
* If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
* If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want; stay on the line while we trace your call.
* If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mother ship.
* If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
* If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
* If you are dyslexic, press 969696961001
* If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
* If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
* If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.
* If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep. Or after the beep. Or before the beep. Please wait for the beep.
* If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
* If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are far too busy to talk to you.
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Our Father who art in Heaven, Hallowed by Thy name, Thy Kingdom. Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And Forgive us our trespasses, As we forgive those who trespass against us. Lead us not into temptation, But Deliver us from Evil. For Thine is the Kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever. Amen.
- ( The Lords Prayer )
Even though you can't see God, He is there...if you believe in God, put this in your profile.
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Never Poem
never say i love you
if you dont really care
never talk about feelings
if they arent really there
never hold my hand
if you are gonna break my heart
never say you are going to
if you dont even start
never look into my eyes
if all you are gonna do is lie
never say hi
if you really mean goodbye
if you really mean forever
then say you will try
never say forever
cause forever makes me cry.
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" -I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, NOT because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be CLOSER to you...
-I'm the girl who likes to be kissed under the stars, more then inside your bedroom or in a expensive resturant...
-I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss...
-I'm the girl who you can talk to about ANYTHING...
-I'm the girl who laughs at your jokes...
-I'm the girl who will have MANY inside jokes with you and remember each one...
-I'm the girl who will brag about you to all of my friends...
-I'm the girl who will listen to you talk...
-I'm the girl who REALLY does want to be friends after a break up...
-I'm the girl who LOVES when you hug me for no apparent reason...
-I'm the girl who loves it when you hug me from behind or kiss me on the forehead..
-I'm the girl who loves YOU for YOU; and doesn't care what other people say about US...
-I'm the girl who loves it when you introduce me to your friends as your GIRLFRIEND...
-I'm the girl who will ALWAYS love you... "
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quotes:
i promise i will never forget the day we kissed or the day we first met.... the sky may fall and the stars may too, but in the end i still love you
love is giving someone the ability to break your heart but trusting them not to.
love is being stupid together and not caring
if you cant get someone out of your head, maybe they are supposed to be there
he was all i wanted but he never knew.
the truth is... EVERYONE is gonna hurt you... you just have to find out who is worth the pain.
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Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person....
Find a Guy .. who calls you beautiful instead of hot...
Who calls you back when you hang up on him...
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep...
Wait for the guy who ...kisses your forehead...
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats....
Who holds your hand in front of his friends...
Who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you...
And who turns to his friends and says, ' That's her!!
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80% of people say "I LOVE YOU". 20% actually mean it.
If you honestly are in the 20%, paste this into your profile
{I Love You Tim!!!!}
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To Every Guy...
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours
just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful
no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared
through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything
so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her
when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy
even if you are not with her.
...This one bulletin is for you...
Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore...
And because of this, there are not many left out there...
i guarantee 90% of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image
If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed "
If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way
repost this with: "To Every Guy...
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You know you live in 2009 when...
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
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"When you are in Love you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams."
I love you, not for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it dosent, then it was never meant to be.
To the world you are one person, but to one person you are the world.
Love me when I least deserve it, because that’s when I really need it.
I want to fall for you but im not sure if you'll catch me.
What A Kiss Means
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Kiss on the stomach-----"I love you"
Kiss on the Forehead ----"I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear ---"I'm corny"
Kiss on the Cheek ---"We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand ---"I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck ---"We belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder ---"I want you"
Kiss on the Lips ---"I love you" OR "I want you"
What the gesture means...
Holding Hands ---"We definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt ---"That's mine"
Holding on tight ---"I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes ---"I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair ---"Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist ---"I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing ---"I am completely Comfortable with you"
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- Last seen on Dec 4 11:49 AM. Member since December 5, 2008.
- I'm a amethyst understanding poet for 23 comments.
- My mood is , and quote is "wishin I was with Tim<3!!!!!!!!!!".
- I am a 16 year old girl from Alabama (United States)
- When I'm not writing, I'm readin,drawin,playin music,listenin 2 music,and spendin time with or talkin 2 Tim<3!!!!.
- I am in the groups Edgar Allen Poe, The Vampire Hideout RPG, emo group
- I have 23 comments, 2 poems
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MusicMattnessLives on November 30Yay! My rant has made it to someones page
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Inspired By Till on November 30LMAO! I read that 19 list thing and until I read the second part, I thought you meant with a marker or pen,HAHAHA!!!
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Syko Path on November 16ARE YOU LOCKED UP IN A WORLD THATS BEEN PLANNED OUT FOR YOU?
ARE YOU LIVING LIKE A SOCIAL TOOL WITH-OUT A USE?
SCREAM AT ME UNTIL MY EARS BLEED IM TAKING HEAD JUST FOR YOU
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VooDoo Child on October 22What is Tims AP name?
