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****LITTLE BUNNY FOHFOH HOPPING THROUGH THE FOREST...(i dont remember the ****rest)



*****This is Mr.Bunny and Mrs. Bunny Please Paste them on your pagein *****order to help them with their mission to DOMINATE the world!!!*

****The day finally arrived; Forrest Gump died, and goes to Heaven. He is ****at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are
****closed, and Forrest approaches the Gatekeeper. St. Peter said, "Well,
****Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about ****you.
****I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we have
****been administering an entrance examination for everyone.
****The test is short, but you have to pass it, before you can get into  ****Heaven."
****Forrest responds, "It shor is good, to be here, St. Peter, sir. But
****nobody ever told me, about any entrance exam. I shor hope that the Test
****ain't too hard, life was a big enough test, as it was."
****St. Peter continued to say, "Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only
****three questions.
****First: What two days of the! week,! begins with the letter T?
****Second: How many seconds, are there, in a year?
****Third: What is God's first name?"
****Forrest leaves to think the questions over. He returns the next day, ****and sees St. Peter, who waved him up, and said, "Now that you have had ****a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers."
****Forrest replied, "Well, the first one -- which two days in the week,
****begins with the letter "T"?
****Shucks, that one is easy. That would be, Today and Tomorrow." The
****Saint's eyes opened wide, and he exclaimed, "Forrest, that is not what ****I was thinking, but you do have a point, and I guess, I did not ****specify,so I will give you credit, for that answer.
****How about the next one?" asked St. Peter. "How many seconds in a year?
****Now that one is harder," replied Forrest, but I thunk, and thunk, about
****that, and I guess the only answer, can be twelve. " Astounded, St. ****Peter said, "Twelve? Twelve? How in Heaven's name could you come up ****with twelve seconds in a year?" Forrest replied, "Shucks, there is got ****to be twelve:
****January 2nd,
****February 2nd,
****March 2nd . . "
****"Hold it," interrupts St. Peter. "I see where you are going with this,
****and I see your point, though that was not quite what I had in mind.....
****but I will have to give you credit, for that one, too.
****Let us go on, with the third, and final question. Can you tell me God's
****first name"?
****"Sure", Forrest replied, "its Andy."
****Andy?" exclaimed an exasperated, and frustrated St. Peter. "Ok, I can
****understand, how you came up, with your answers to my first two
****questions, but just how in the world, did you come up with, the name
****Andy, as the first name of God?"
****"Shucks, that was the easiest one of all," Forrest replied."I learnt it
****from the song.
****"ANDY WALKS WITH ME,
****ANDY TALKS WITH ME,
****ANDY TELLS ME, I AM HIS OWN.
****" St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates, and said: "Run Forrest, run."

****Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
****Give me the ability to understand a clean joke, to get some humor out ****of life, And to pass it on to other folk.