Hiraldo• Show poetry

Listen, I know what good writing is so before you go to diss me: don't.

"It's about time you asked."
-I said this when the clerk at Macca's asked if I wanted fries with that. Of course I did.


"Do I have to claim my infectious charisma and bagfulls of attitude?"
-I quipped when the customs officer in the States asked me if I needed to claim anything. I was tazored afterwards.

"How come nobody has swum across the Atlantic ocean?"
-a question I asked as a curious little boy at primary school. My teacher lashed out at me with one of those metre-long rulers after class and my psychiatrist has put this down as one of the early stimuli for my fear of water and my fear of straight lines.


"Those who cannot appreciate a country's culture and be prepared to provide financial aid to preserve their culture, truly cannot know what it means to be human."
-An extract from the 45 minute speech I delivered during the G8 Summit.

"A chick so fine can't possibly be male."
-My reasoning for the argument that Taylor Hanson from Hanson is actually female.

Okay, so the big H-Dizzy has been absent from Allpoetry from a while. For all the fans out there, let me explain that I was on a three month excurvation trip to Chernobyl. I was trying to find a skeleton of a mutant to use in an autobiographical movie about Celine Dion.

If Barry Hall and Anthony Koutafides had a kid, it would be 29 pounds at birth. It would also dominate centre clearances. And it would play for Blues under the father/son rule - there, I said it: Barry Hall would be the chick.

My dream is to get a wife, preferably via an arranged marriage. Then, I want ten children. I want less than ten but I'll say ten, just in case a few are retarded or something. Ideally, there would be a space of about ten years between the first and second child, so the first would be old enough to look after the rest - fair enough?

I dedicate my author page (just my author page, not my poetry) to the ancient stonemasons of Persia, who toiled in dark times. Bless them.

"You are a deranged egomaniac, with no sense of decency."
-This is the psychological profile my shrink gave me when I broke into his house in the middle of the night...searching for answers.

"Listen, pal. I just spit it like I just don't care and sometimes unfortunate people just have to cop my wrath. If you want to mix it with the Dragon himself just step into the den and be prepared to ride my endless onslaught of hilarious puns and cutting sarcasm."
-Hiraldo's stock response for when he feels threatened

"Word of advice: back off or my urine will wildly rain down your Irish face."
-hilariously witty response to when poet, Wild Irish Rain started dissin' me and my flows.

'Must we forever be fenced in by the voices of others, while never bothering to listen to the macabre sounds of our own songs?'
-Hiraldo

On September 11 2005, I lit 400 candles. Yeah, unfortunately the power line was ripped clean off the house after I tried swinging off it into the dam. I had to live without power for a whole fucking week....can you believe that?

My mind is an open egg, with a half-dead bird inside desperately trying to soak up the embryonic juices which are evaporating - the disintegration of inspiration.

"If we open our hearts to truth and understanding, then only God can teach us the mysterious ways of everlasting beauty. Evil, such as homosexuality, is a darkened cloak which blinds us from achieving this goal."
-I read this somewhere in a bible once, I think.

Last Friday I achieved a short-term goal of mine by getting a request played on Star F.M. The song I requested was 'The Special Two' by Missy Higgins.

In my craft, I try to explore the themes of society, love and pain, but above all else, I explore what it is to 'be'. To view these themes, I adopt a nihilistic attitude, while still forcing beauty and rhythm into the words to create a sense of life and truth...
I also write B-grade erotica and pro-Hitler haikus.

MY FAVOURITE STORY: 'One day, a little boy is walking along a beach and sees that thousands of starfish have been washed ashore. Out of water, the starfish won't be able to survive. They will all die.
Up ahead, he sees an old man throw a starfish into the sea. The little boy walks up to the old man and says:
"What are you thinking? You won't be able to make a difference. They're all going to die." The old man then turns to the little boy and says:
"I may not be able to save them all...but I made a difference to that starfish."'

My favourite cricketer is Ricky Poontang.


My two favourite aromas are yeast and burnt hair.


I like to enjoy the good times.


The green and gold I've used for the text in my author page represent the pride I have for this great country of Australia. Every time I see my country's flag, I cream myself...now how many people living in the Middle East can say THAT!
LOL...Just playin'. If it weren't for all those Arab nations, I would have to fork out shitloads for petrol.

I find it hard to hate fellow poets on this site despite if we've had our differences. I guess I'm just a kind, out-going sort of fella who, above all else, has a deep sense of apathy. Although, having said that: Edna Sweetlove is a tranny whorebag.


Another poet who I, perhaps don't hate but pity is Crying Blood. Below is a list of gem quotes from her website:

-"lemme just start of by saying this: anyone who has a problem with bi's, gays, lesbians, "goths" and selfharming, can get the fuck off my page. thankyou"

-"NAME: camilla. (i loathe it)
wiccan name: mina rose. but on acid green sheep, im called sex!!!
nick names: mina, minna, minsie, minsie-poo"

-"SEXUALITY: ok, im Bisexual!! w00t! hehehe, i love it! ich bin ein schönes Zweigeschlecht!! it means i am a beautiful bisexual..."

-"GUYS PULLING IS SOOOOOOOO HOTT!!!!"

-"LIKES: music, my friends, kissing, chocolate, black cloths, black eyeliner, goths, poetry, books, reading, night time, wicca stuff, fire, candles, insence, blood, biting people"

"The kinda music i like is: RAMMSTEIN!!! slipknot, a perfect circle, marilyn manson, system of a down, cannibal corpse, cradle of filth, evanesence, linkin park, tool."

...GREAT STUFF!


My favourite poet is e e Coomangs.


First of all, I'd like to pay respect to the beautiful people who have got me where I am today:
-First off, I thank God. You are the man and you've always had my back.
-Mickey 3D. You have taught me to be myself and watch yourself when da bad shit goes down. Most congrats.
-Andy 'Simmo' Symonds. Your fierce dimeanour that got you through that rough patch you had a while back was loads admirable brother and although I am in no way related to it, I feel at one with your inner being.
-Pongo. Mate, you just keep bringin' home the bacon...literally.
-Latty J. That sausage roll you bought for me saved me waiting in the canteen line, so thanks dude.
-Nicholl-Daddy. It's hard to count the times you have burnt dvds for me. Actually, I think it was twice. But thanks man, they only froze a couple of times during viewing.
-Grass. I have relied on you to break my fall so often and without you, my arse would be surely be more red and bruised that it needs be.
-Johnny Howard. Those hookers you sent around to my place for my 19th were the bomb. Anyway, I assume that it was you who did that and not my best mate, Rosco. Either way, you got my vote come next election.
-Raelene. Baby gurl, without you my life would be like an apple without a core. What I'm trying to say is that you are my core.
-The cast and crew of 'Mamma Mia'. Seeing all you guys pull it together on opening night brought joy inside my tears. Thanks for fulfilling the hype.
-Sue Caruana. Back in the early JC days, you were there calling my name. You never missed a beat and although we are apart, I will never forget you, gurlfriend.
-Yabby. You da man Scotty and you know it. You are one of a kind.
-Kurt Russell. Back in the prehistoric years, you held my hand and showed me the way like no one else could.
-Renata. Where to start?
-T. Lockett. Plugs, the courage you showed when appearing on the Advanced Hair ads was second-to-none, and gave my follicles the strength to shine.
Thank you, all of you, you are the most beautiful delicious human beings.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Daisies are yellow,
Agapanthas are kind of a purpley, blue colour

I am yet to win a contest here at Allpoetry. However, let me assure you all that it aint cause I'm a shit writer. It's just because all of the judges for the contests I've entered have been fucksticks and assholes alike.

In the soundtrack of my life, Gwen Stefani's killer 'Rich Girl' would feature on both cds of the doubledisk album.

TIP: Do not drink dog semen if you don't intend on regurgitating it afterwards.


THE FOLLOWING IS AN EXTRACT FROM THE CRITIQUE SECTION OF A POEM BY POET 'Bleed Me Dry'...

"Hiraldo said:
Verdict: Tolkien-esque
Wow...This was way too long. Way too long for my sophisticated tastes but if it had have been about a thousand words shorter, I might have enjoyed it.

Bleed Me Dry said:
Fuck you you low life peice of shit. I'm sorry my poem was out of your brian reach. You didn't have to fucking comment if you couldn't read it.

Hiraldo said:
Yeah, it was definitely out of my brian reach, it was also out of my gary reach, my matthew reach and yes, even my neville reach. ZING!"


For those of you who are wondering where I've been...
I have spent the last month volunteering on a fishing trawler in the Indian Ocean. I worked with a crew of a dozen Asian fellas. I learnt a lot from the guys about their culture, their religious beliefs and their lives back home. One day, I'd like to jump on a plane and visit the poverty-ridden cesspools which those blokes call 'home'.

I am one third of the heavy metal band, Crack Demon. I play the drums and write all the songs. We've been playing for about seven years and have amassed a total of eleven tracks...each one is a bomb. Currently, we're negotiating a record deal with Mad Records so its pretty cool.
Unfortunately, the other two guys do fuck-all to help me...and they don't give me enough props.
They need to realise that I am the heart and soul of Crack Demon.

Don't judge me just because my poetry is so well-written and thought-provoking: there's more to me than that. Just think before you act, or at least act while you are thinking...please?

My ALL-TIME FAVOURITE segment of BLOKESWORLD is 'You, Me, Carpark Now'. Now that I've seen a few episodes, I feel confident enough to beat someone up if they're dissin on me.

Recently, the band I was in (Crack Demon) broke up. Well, I was replaced. But without me, they may as well have. Do you hear that Craig and Rhett? I'm the heart and soul of Crack Demon you fucking cunts. It's okay though, I'm working on a few solo projects at the moment. A duet with Tanya Doko is in the pipeline.

My idol is Ben Wah.

At the moment, I am halfway to cloning a brontosaurus called Bert.


My e-mail is 'sxywiccanmadmanvixen@hotmail.com'

The Melbourne International Comedy Festival was a complete fucking farce. Why? Because no decent comedians were a part of it...I'm talking your Rodney Rudes, Col Elliots and Kevin Bloody Wilsons. All world-class comics who didn't get a run.

The following is a comment in response to a fair call I made on Cracker's page:
"[new IM] Crackertl82: Really, I don't think that anybody on my favorites would be classified as Pop. Anybody discrediting the bands that are on my list is truly an ignorant fool. I've read some of the bands on your "soundtrack" and I've also read alot about you. You try to hard to be different, when in reality, you're really just plain and cliche. Being different is the new "In" thing, so that makes being different, normal"
Is this guy on crack or what?

My poetry is about everything and anything which is special to me.
I try to write about the unmasked beauty that hides behind transparent facades.
I also use the craft to explore deeply-rooted socio-economic problems present in the world. Hopefully, I can increase the awareness of ignorant people, especially those who are members of AllPoetry.

I hope u luv my rhymes! LOL

When reading poetry, it is important to open your heart to the timeless songs of innocent beauty.

FAVOURITE MOVIE LIST
-The Sweetest Thing
-Alien Versus Predator
-Jeepers Creepers (1 and 2)
-Bounce
-Road Trip
-Troy
-Blair Witch Project 2
-National Treasure
-The Ring 2
-A Cinderella Story
-Phantom of the Opera
-Halloween H2O
-A Knight's Tale
-Return of the Killer
-Con Air
-Welcome to the Jungle
-Crossroads
-The Fog
-Constantine
-Boa VS Python


Some describe me as 'a fallen angel, who - through his iridescent poetry - takes you to new existential levels'.
Although I want to, but I simply cannot deny this.

I have an unbridled zest for life and I am constantly taking everything to the max.

Reading my poetry is like recieving a shirt-front from The Koutaman:
it takes your breath away.

For me, the most rewarding thing about reading poetry publicly, is the look on the youngsters faces after I have shared my craft with them. The way they look up to me is really uplifting and humbling.

I never go to a poetry readaloud without my brown legwarmers and a thermos of chamomile tea.

If someone doesn't enjoy my poetry: I do not get offended because I am a complete spiritual being in charge of my emotions. Although, there was one time when a misplaced critique earned one young listener a cup of boiling-hot chamomile tea to the face.

"Poetry is an untamed donkey, galloping freely through the French Alps."
-My definition of poetry.


I often go to the TAB. I don't do it to win money, though. I usually just go in there and put a couple of bucks on a johnny-come-lately.
Those fleabags need support.


BELOW IS A LIST OF KICK-ARSE SPORT-RELATED QUOTES:

"None o' dese geezers in the ICC have a clue about where the talent lies in world cricket. A pack of fuckin' arse'oles they are."
-A comment made by Ronnie Irani after he discovered he was not picked for the World side to take on Australia in October.


"Yo Champ, if you ever change your mind: I'm right here!"
-Anthony, The Man, Mundine's response after Mohammad Ali knocked back his offer to fight him for the Super Middle-Weight title.


"If I look you in the eye and speak to you like a man; it means that I trust you. And once I trust you; I feel no need to read any of the fine print on legal documents. Now, my so-called 'agent' has taken advantage of this, and he's got me to sign this contract. How was I to know it would mean that I'd be playing football in the Korean 3rd division until 2012?"
-Socceroo, Ahmed Ehlric


"Let's set the story straight, Gary; my wife was - and I'm sure, still is - a dog of a woman. That's why I left her. Not because she came home from work early one day and caught me in bed with four underaged prostitutes."
-Dermott Brereton


"I have two words to say to all the fuckwit talent scouts from NBA teams who are after me; 'not interested'."
-G-Banger


"From this meager kindling, a fire the size of South Australia will blaze!"
-John Worsfold, regarding the lowly-ranked draft picks he managed to secure earlier last year.


"I was at the North Melbourne Footy Club for a long while and I've seen what The King can do. So yeah, if The King wants to play; the Carlton recruiting team and myself are happy to give away all of our draft picks to secure the big man."
-Dennis Pagan, outlining his plan to get Wayne Carey in a Blues jumper.


"Clokey has found the thing known in boxing terms as...the sweet spot!"
-Dermott Brereton when Jason Cloke fractured Tyson Edward's cheek bone during the 2002 preliminary final.


"I love Barry Hall. He's rock-solid and he plays his footy with a winning attitude. Also, he's not a pretty boy. Although, take no credit away from the big man because yeah, I'll admit it; he's quite a good-looking bloke."
-A confusing comment made by Dermott Brereton during the Swans-Tigers encounter.


Let's be honest, folks: WOMEN'S TENNIS IS A JOKE.


"Hirdy's just gotta get off the ground,
Wipe his face with a towel,
Then get his arse back out there to do battle!"
-Dermott Brereton, commentating the match when James Hird got his cheekbone and eye socket cracked.

ENOUGH OF THE SPORTING QUOTES THOUGH




In my opinion, our tax dollars are wasted when they are spent on streetsweepers. For some reason; clean streets and laneways make me feel dirty and inferior.


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"Sue me then, bitch."
-A comment I made to a woman who had her rags after I squeezed her norks at Cape Conran. Is it not an unwritten law that, if a woman is sunbaking in the raw, you have the right to have a fondle? In fact, it should be seen as more of an obligation than a right.
I was later sued.

"She smelt of milk...and celery."
-2nd relative, in Patrick White's brilliant 'Ham Funeral'

Below, is a list of the most bodacious babes on the planet:
Kerry-Anne Kennerly
Deborah Hutton
The chick who plays Summer on 'Neighbours'
Paula Abdul
Gretal Killeen
Fran Dreischer
Marcia Hinds
Suzi Quatro
Missy Elliot
Kate Langbroek
Miss Blokesworld


Earlier this month, I spent a rewarding two weeks visiting my uncle Darren on his ranch in Western Australia. Darren's mad-keen on racing and one day he hopes one of his horses can win the Melbourne Cup. Personally, I don't think this is gonna happen. Firstly, all of Darren's horses are johnny-come-latelys, and secondly; he hasn't got enough money to feed them so they are all severely malnourished. Poor bastard.

"Suck my nuts, chickybabe."
-This is just one of the numerous ineffective pick-up lines I have tried.


One of the lowest points in my life would have to be a couple of weeks ago when someone informed that the yellow blocks in the bottom of urinals are NOT for washing your cock with.


Last weekend, I bought my first race horse off a farmer in Wycheproof. It's a 19-year old grey mare called 'Proud Mary'. She's not only a maiden, but a johnny-come-lately; which really appeals to me because I love a challenge. Proud Mary is also partially blind in one eye, and completely blind in the other. She has two dodgy back legs, as well. But aside from all that and the fact she hasn't got a tail; she's in bloody top nick. I have big plans for Mary but in the back of my mind there is a niggling little voice that tells me she might actually be a mule.

"I think we're gonna have to put her down. It would be cruel for you to keep this poor mule alive."
-This is what some clown vetenarian had to say when he came over to check on Proud Mary's health after she began frothing at the mouth.


"Am I allowed to plead 'not guilty', even if I am guilty?"
-Hiraldo, during one of my many court cases.



"You get fucked, you two-faced double crosser!"
-The last words I said to the old slag who runs the local St. Vincent de Paul Op Shop after she informed me I had been working there as a "volunteer". There I was, thinking I had a steady job and that my pay cheques had been delayed in the mail, but no: I was just being led up Shit Creek by that conniving, 80-year old slut!


I'm the first to admit that I don't know a hell-of-a-lot about politics but one thing I do know is that John Howard and Philip Ruddock are two inspiring dudes that you just gotta respect.

I'm a huge fan of the motion picture 'Donnie Darko' because it has heaps of shit-hot quotes in it and the character of Donnie reminds me of myself.

'Jeepers Creepers'...scariest film...ever! It had my heart pumping at 110 beats per minute from the opening credits. When I went to take the DVD out of the machine at the end, I discovered I had urinated on the couch.
While I'm on the subject of horror flicks, I'd just like to say that I thought 'The Silence of the Lambs' was overblown and overrated. It just does not stand up to a true classic like Jeepers Creepers, or even Jeepers Creepers 2.

Don't get me wrong: this web site is awesome...I just think it's a little fucked that you can't applaud YOUR OWN GOD-DAMN WORK!

'maxima debetur puero reverentia'
-I can relate to this Latin pronoun.


Once, when I was watching Rove Live, there was the funniest 'WhatThe...?' which involved a photo of a dog and you could see the dog's cock! I laughed so hard that I got a nosebleed.

'IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY DRIVING: THEN STAY OFF THE FOOTPATH!'
-A sticker on the rear windscreen of my Mazda 323

When it comes to life: I have no regrets...aside from the time I put 20 grand on a quinella: one of the horses was 150 to 1, while the other was 85 to 1...Can you blame me though? Imagine if I had've cleaned up!


SMARTEST THING I'VE EVER DONE: Taken the number plates off my car to avoid being busted for not having an E-tag.
DUMBEST THING I'VE EVER DONE: Tried to hot-wire a police car.
SCARIEST THING I'VE EVER DONE: Gone on the Cha-Cha at the Castlemaine Show.
MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE: The time I got escorted from a Midnight Oil concert for masturbating in the mosh pit.
MOST FRUSTRATING MOMENT OF MY LIFE: When I got busted by the cops for driving without plates.

I hate my author page being some sort of billboard but my cousin, Mark told me that I should say that if you are ever in the Kerang district and want to have phone sex, call him on 50983320.

My imaginations are strung out into a broader sense of the earth and various reflections towards everything...no matter how small it is...

Ten years ago I wrote down a list of 100 things I wanted to achieve in the next five years. I recently found that list and was sad to discover I had not achieved any of them.

One of my most guiltiest pleasures is sniffing petrol.

I think William Shakespeare is the most overrated cocksucker: half of his shit sonnets you can't even understand!
Other writers I hate are Peter Carey, Robert Louis Stevenson, Tim Winton, Steven King, Mark Twain, J.K Rowling, Mary Shelley, Harper Lee and Charles Dickens. They're all overrated cocksuckers.
Actually, come to think of it, the only author I like at all is R.L Stine. His books are downright freaky!

Another brilliant author is Patrick White. I love the senile old fag.

If you notice any spelling or grammatical mistakes I have made: please inform me. I am deeply disgusted by them.


"Cream...shaboogie-wop."
-The Artist Formerly Known as Prince

I don't like describing my poetry because people tend to think I'm arrogant when I tell them the truth about how good it is.

I don't know why everybody hates hospitals. As far as I'm concerned: food, chicks taking your temperature and your own bed is one hell of a sweet deal. Hospitals are so good! In fact, there was a time when I drank nail polish remover just as an excuse to be admitted into one.

I live in a one-bedroom hut in a valley adjacent to a plateau used for growing potatoes and tomatoes. It truly is my inner sanctum.
I used to live with Mum and Dad in Kerang but I was forced to skip town after the cops discovered I had been performing illegal dentistry in the garage. I don't miss my parents though; they were cuntsacks.

"Bring on the sequel!"
-This is a quote from myself, after viewing 'Hell Boy' for the first time.

I get quite offended when people describe me as 'short-tempered' and 'angry'. I just do not see where they would be getting that from. Although, there was that one time I got so frustrated with writer's block that I smashed a 75-piece crockery set with a chisel.

If you can't read stock market trends: don't buy shares.


I don't mind if y'all go dissin me and my rock-solid poems but you just better know that I'll be sendin' it back...WITH INTEREST!

"We don't serve that here, sir...sorry!"
-The answer I got from some no-good little whore when I asked for some onion rings at a McDonalds. It's okay though, I went back there that night and threw a brick through the Drive-Thru window. I cannot stand the nerve of some of these multinational corporations: they never think of the little guys, like me.


'I want to be the very best,
The best there ever was...'
-Ash Ketchum


"Then there is Korn. The band with the sick ass voice of Johnathon Davis."
This quote was taken from BlackSoul's author page, BlackSoul is certainly a writer whose musical taste is comparable to the taste of a ferret's anus.

The Geddes & Grosset English Dictionary defines 'sashimi' as...
A JAPANESE DISH OF THIN STRIPS OF RAW FISH

I could lie to you and say that I get my inspiration from well-known playwrights and authors; but I won't. Instead I will tell the truth by saying that every drop of inspiration I get comes from the spoken word stylings of Geoff Austerberry.

'Let us love, not in word or speech, but in truth and action.'
-The Bible, 1 John 3:18

My poetry is a reflection of life that is overlooked by most and speaks volumes of unbridled beauty.

I wanna do it with Maradona?

I like to be tickled by the bald tails of Siamese hairless cats.

I have 2 inch long fingernails so I apologize if any of my comments have spelling errors.

EVERYONE DESERVES MICHAEL FRANTI


One of the most embarrassing moments of my life would have to be when I tried to colour-photocopy my arse at the Castlemaine Copy Centre. The glass smashed and I broke the machine, I had to foot the $3000 repair bill which also sucked.

If I could sit next to anybody on a plane, it would be Denis Napthine, a truly inspirational political figure.

"Romeo, Romeo. Wherefore Art Thou Romeo..."
-Juliet

If there was a movie made about my life, the following kick-ass tracks would feature in the soundtrack:
Hollaback Girl -Gwen Stefani
Madonna -American Pie
Du Hast Mich -Rammstein
What's Going On? -Rick Tankard
Nookie on a Sat-Dee Night -Kevin Bloody Wilson
Mad World -Gary Jules
F*k it -Eamon
Kevin Lyttle -Turn Me On
Destiny's Child -Lose My Breath
System of a Down -Toxicity
Craig David -What's your Flava?
Zebra -John Butler Trio
Call On Me -Eric Prydz
F.U.R.B -Frankee
Gaybar -Electric 6
Get Out -Jojo
Rock Your Body -Justin Timberlake
With Arms Wide Open -Creed
Lighthouse Man -The Waifs
Beautiful -Disco Montega featuring Katie Underwood
Murder on the Dancefloor -Sophie Ellis Bextor
Pieces of Me -Ashlee Simpson
Bad Day -Derek Powter
The Special Two -Missy Higgins
Get Your Ass Up -Blog 27
Crazy -Alanis Morrisette
The Prayer -Anthony Callea
Don't Lie -Black Eyed Peas
Fever For the Flava -Hot Action Cop
Big City Life -Some kick-arse band, I don't know their name. If anybody does, please inform me so I can buy their latest album, as well as all of their back catalogues.

And as for that Nickelback song they have in the opening credits for Friday Night Football; that also fuckin kicks arse!

Limp Bizkit's tune, 'behind blue eyes' is another good but I have a sneaky suspicion that it's written from the perspective of a swastika-bearing German.

"You can't hold a good man down"
-Hiraldo (referring to myself)

During my exile from this site, I got a chance to reflect on my actions. A character building experience this was and I grew during it; not only emotionally...but also physically.

'A champion team will always beat a team of champions'
-Rex Hunt

"A common belief held by many is that Michael Franti deserves to be deported. Now, whether this is so certainly doesn't concern me; I just commentate aussie rules."
-Rex Hunt again



My most treasured possession would have to be a d.v.d of '2 Fast 2 Furious' that a mate burnt for me a while back...VIN DIESEL RULZ



I find it difficult NOT to make my poetry sound so, well...'euharmonic'



Word up.