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I love writting, either poetry or stories. I have quite a few short stories and a short novel. I also enjoy drawing. I go on myspace WAY to much, and I think I have a problem. haha... Some of my favorite bands include: Avenged Sevenfold, Aiden, My Chemical Romance, Atreyu, Cute is What We Aim For, Senses Fail, The Matches, Bullet For My Valentine, Underoath, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, The Used, Trivium, From First to Last, Say Anything, Eighteen Visions etc... umm, there's not much else to say about myself, its all on my myspace if you wanna check it out....

I love movies!! A lot
Some Random Quotes:

"Did you really put her liver in the mailbox? Cause I heard they put her liver in the mailbox next to her splein and her pancreas." Randy (scream)

"...My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me" Stew (scream)

"We all go a little mad sometimes" Anthony Perkins (psycho)

"Wayne's World! Wayne's World! Party time! Excellent!" Wayne and Garth (Waynes World)

"So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for 1,000 brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show." Del Preston (Waynes World 2)

Honey: "So, would you like to have dinner one night?"
Garth: "Oh, I like to have dinner every night."
Honey: "I bet you like to be in control..."
Garth: "Yes, like when I was 17, my sister wanted to loan my Def Leppard. I said "No way!"."
Honey: "I'm goning to be frank."
Garth: "OK. Can I still be Garth?"
Honey: "Take me, Garth!"
Garth: "Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket."

Richard: "Oh that sounds good: melted chocolate inside the dash, that really ups the resale value."
Tommy: "I think you'll be okay here, they have a thin candy shell. "'Surprised you didn't know that."
Richard: "I think your brain has a thick candy shell."
Tommy: "Your... Your brain has the shell on it."
Richard: "Are you talking?"
Tommy: "Shut up, Richard."

"Does this suit make me look fat?"
"No, your face does."
(Tommy Boy)



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  • shatteredremains : HA! on May 19, 2007
    you never come on anymore.. what's with that?
    lol jk
    i barely ever come on either
    AP has gotten boring
    and I have no idea when you're going to read this
    eventually i suppose
    i'm sleepy
    and i'm waiting for Andy and David to get here
    I have to talk to you about this
    of course, i probably will have by the time you read this
    but that's ok.
    teehee
    i lovez you!
  • shatteredremains on December 11, 2006
    KLEE KLEE!! teehee i love that it sounds like... idk what but something my mommy made monster cookies!! i'm bringing some tomorrow i forgot today

    ♥ ♥
  • shatteredremains on November 10, 2006
    HAHA!!! :'( is so long!! haha that was great. hmm... PUPPIES ♥ ♥ ♥
  • shatteredremains on November 10, 2006
    yep, you're my bestest friend ever! *tear* i guess sometimes we'll have ramon noodles THE VARIETY SHOW IS TONIGHT!!

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