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Things I like:
Smileys XD
Yellow
Green
Someone whos name begins with 'S'
(I'm not going to say my friends because that goes without saying, even though i just did.)

Things I don't like:
Annoying people
Sad people (not crying sad, guy on the underground yodeling wonderwall to a out-of-tune guitar sad)
Angry people
Strange people
People

I don't hate people, i just mildly dislike them. I am quite bored as you can see. I mean for gods sake who actually takes time out of their precious lives to write a page on some website for emos who only go on this site to release anger as words? (No offense meant of course, dont report me to Bob or Bert or whoever tells naughty people like me off) I don't really have much to go on when it comes to depression and anger, the only thing that depresses me is people and the only thing that angers me is people. Which is a shame as I seem to come into contact with people quite frequently in my life.

People I don't dislike:
Lot Bot:
Isn't it great that your name rhymes with such great words like bottie and spotty?

Lolly:
Isn't it wonderful that everytime I mention you to someone they look at me as if I am so sad my only friends are confectionary?

Hannah:
Isn't it brilliant that your name also rhymes with great words like banana and spanner?

Xia:
Isn't it spectacular that when written down your name seems unpronounceable like llwellyn and other cr*p scottish or welsh names?

Nat:
Isn't it superb that when you change one letter in your name it turns into nut?

Rachel:
Isn't it marvellous that there is nothing I can do to your name to make it turn into nut or seem like I value pear drops above people?

Weena:
Isn't it fantastic that when I mention your name to American people they look at me as if one of my friends is a literal sausage?

And of course my family and all that sh*t

People that I do dislike:
Harmony:
Whenever I need a torch I'll make sure to set your head on fire instead of hurting some poor innocent bit of wood.

Grace:
Whenever I need someone to tell me how to spell ant I'll borrow your phone and call them.

Mme Bentall:
Next time I put my hand up in a French lesson I shall have a pair of industrial sized scissors ready to cut off your f***ing French head. (non french really you imposter)

Mrs Bennet:
Most people like you but next time you spread gossip around the school like butter around toast I shall cut you spidery eyelashes off....with a chainsaw.

And most of the other teachers at my school.

Now don't go thinking I hate everyone and want to sand ther faces off with a dogs backside but the people listed above are the only examples of people where i would resort to violence.

People I am not very keen on but do not dislike:

Chris:
You wear pink. All the time. Enough said.

Bryony:
Being perfect isn't always a good thing, some people might get jealous.

Katie:
You are short. And hit me when I say so.

My brother:
You seem to have finally found out the meaning of the word 'no'. Oh sh*t.

Ppl hu type lyk ths:
Have you ever heard of vowels? Or have you ever even thought of typing out WHOLE WORDS??

Other people in my school:
You are too damn nosy. And no, I don't want some cr*ppy christmas card.

I feel very sick right now. I'm not sure what it is. May be its your cr*ppy poetry. Lol, joke.

Some things that make me feel sick:
Being in the same room as my dad after christmas dinner.
Buskers
Having a really bad cough when I sound like I'm throwing up everytime i cough
Salmon
Smelly people


Muah!! xxxxxx



P.S. When I am rich and famous I shall rid the world of the things i dont like. Though all people may be a little harsh so ill kill half of you and just put the rest of you under slavery. XD

And now I'll sit back annd wait for the complaints to roll in. Aaaaaah.


ROCK ON!!!