HarleyPierre• Show poetry

hi... I'm really not sure what to say I am an artist I want to go to college to be a graphic designer if you want to see some of my art go to harleypierre.deviantart.com please I would love get my art out in to the world... my best friend is "need to stop" (we have known eachother for 13 or 14 years) and I am now helping her stop what she is doing if any one EVER needs help with anything i could probably help with anything I am the kind of person that you can tell any and everything and I will take it to the grave. I really love poetry, art and music these are my most favorite things in the world, and they are things that no one can take away from me, I like all music except country and bluegrass, and my favorite band is green day I like many others too but I find myself listening to their music alot though.I am a really good person and I know a lot of things and I have been through alot of things, and I am very weird because I am not really considered popular and I take that as a complement at my school. I love animals also and I really want to be a vegitarian but that is difficult in a carnivorus family as I have found. I love quotes and music lyrics and i also like random knowledge.

"punk rock is dead and I killed it."
- billie joe armstrong

"If it were not illegal nor immoral i would be the first to kill you all"
-me

"gentely gentely I came rapping, tapping at your chamber door am I in your troubled mind, ever, ever more."
-yunyu

"I am not going to say anything inspirational, I am just going to swear alot."
-billie joe armstrong

I have many more but I have yet to think of them.

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92% of American teens today would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you're part of the 8% that would be laughing their butts off, put this in your profile

what is emo just so people know not all emos cut them selves emo is anyone who has had a bad time in life and suffered for it or is suffering for it. emo does not mean that you dress in black and have a deep part.

We is FRIENDS!

A good friend would give you their umbrella when it's raining, but i'm your best friend so.... I would just take yours and Yell " Hey your going to get wet!

a good friend would take cover for a murder a great friend would help you hide the body and I just happen to be the kind of friend who recently "found" a dead body so.... which kind of friend are you!?!?! lol



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THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
1) When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, “Hi Chinel. How’s your day been?”
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator while saying work it girl! And telling them to pose.
8)Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the cornerwith a wind up clock in it, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, “Did you feel that?”
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they open again!”
15) Swat at flies that don’t exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, “Group Hug!” and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?”
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “Your one of THEM!” and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, “I have new socks on”.
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, “This is MY personal space”
27) Everytime the doors start to close open them again and say " If they close we may never get out.... like the others"
28) Press every single button that lights up and keep pressing them. Then smile sheepishly at someone and say "I'm afraid of the dark."
29) Hit the top floor button then ask somene to hold your hand because you hate heights.
30) When your alone on the elevator and another person comes in and they find somewhere to stand yell at them and tell them they are crushing your friend. Do that for everywhere they stand.

ι'м иσт ∂єρяєѕѕє∂ ----- ι'м נυѕт αℓωαуѕ ѕα∂.
ι'м иσт ¢яуιиg ----- му єуєѕ αяє נυѕт fυℓℓ σf тєαяѕ.
ι’м иσт ℓινιиg ----- ι נυѕт кєєρ вяєαтнιиg.
ι'м иσт ѕтυρι∂ ----- ι נυѕт ∂σи’т gєт ιт.
ι’м иσт тяуιиg ----- ι’νє αℓяєα∂у gινєи υρ.
ι'м иσт ωєιя∂ ----- ι'м נυѕт ∂ιffєяєит.
ι'м иσт α яєвєℓ ----- ι נυѕт ∂σи’т тαкє σя∂єяѕ.
ι'м иσт α вєℓιєνєя ----- ι’νє αℓяєα∂у ℓσѕт нσρє.
ι'м иσт α fυ¢к υρ ----- ι נυѕт мαкє мιѕтαкєѕ.
ι'м иσт ємσтισиαℓ ----- ι נυѕт нανє α ℓσт σf fєєℓιиgѕ.
ι'м иσт α ¢υттєя ----- ι נυѕт fσυи∂ α ωαу тσ gєт яι∂ σf ραιи.
ι'м иσт ℓαυgнιиg ----- ι иєє∂ тσ ѕмιℓє fιяѕт
ι'м иσт ρєяfє¢т ----- ι ∂σи’т ωαит тσ вє.
ι'м иσт ιgиσяιиg ----- ι נυѕт ¢нσσѕє иσт тσ ℓιѕтєи.
ι'м иσт α gσѕѕιρ ----- ι нανє му σωи ℓιfє.
ι'м иσт ιмραтιєит ----- ι נυѕт ∂σи’т ℓιкє тσ ωαιт.
ι'м иσт тσυgн ----- ι נυѕт ∂σи’т тαкє ѕнιт.
ι'м иσт σριиισиαтє∂ ----- ι נυѕт νσι¢є ωнαт ι тнιик.
ι'м иσт qυєѕтισиιиg ----- ι נυѕт нανє му ∂συвтѕ.
ι'м иσт нι∂ιиg ----- ι נυѕт ωαит тσ ∂ιѕαρρєαя.

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~See im just F.I.N.E.~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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95% Percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5% yelling "Jump B itch, Jump!! i really mean it too jump b itch!!!!!!!!

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list:AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino,Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior,Mina the Mischevious,SnowNeko, KylaMizuki, SkyeEyesSparkle7135, Ms.Misery.SouthernSecrets15. ChristinaXCuriosity, SecretButterfly,SilverRain09, Blood.Stained.Tears, Falling Star, Jackie 12,XxXDeath-WishXxX, Bella Cullen, XxXEmoXAngelXxX, xBroken.Soul.Angelx,need to stop,HarleyPierre


FAKE FRIENDS: try to make you do something you don't want to
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you don't have regrets
FAKE FRIENDS: call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
REAL FRIENDS: would sit next to you saying "Dang.... we screwed up... but that crap was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: are the reasons you never have food
FAKE FRIENDS: borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep you stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: could write a book about you with direct quotes from you
FAKE FRIENDS: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: will kick the whole crowds but that left you
FAKE FRIENDS: would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: walk right in and scream " Hey!! I'M HOME!!"
FAKE FRIENDS: are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: will take your drink away when they think you've had enough
REAL FRIENDS:will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that you know we don't waste nothin!
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you
REAL FRIENDS: will knock them out
FAKE FRIENDS: would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it back

you laugh because I am different I laugh because your all the same

I am punk I am not emo
I do support emos though I know what they are going through
and I am tired of all of the F ucking posers out there
all of the punk posers who listen to simple plan and die their hair black
they are wrong real punks don't give a s hit
and emo posers who get a deep part in their hair and cut themselves where everyone can see and talk about cutting they, are also wrong
REAL emos are the ones in the closet who prey for someone to care and know they exist, they also may OR may not cut there are many other ways to releive their inner torment and pain in their souls... some cut some snap some draw some ever write poetry just so someone will know that they even exist...

Girl: - Do i ever cross your mind?
Boy: - No.
Girl: - Do you like me?
Boy: - No.
Girl: - Do you want me?
Boy: - No.
Girl: - Would you cry if i left?
Boy: - No.
Girl: - Would you live for me?
Boy: - No.
Girl: - Would you do anything for me?
Boy: - No
Girl: - Choose~~ Me or your Life.
Boy: - My Life.



The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs afetr her and say......



The reason why you never cross my mind is because your always on my mind.
The reason why i dont like you is because i love you.
THe reason why i dont want you is becasue i need you.
The reason why i wouldn't live for you is because i would die for you.
The reason why i'm not willing to do anything for yo is becasue i would do everything for you.
The reason why i chose my life is because YOU ARE MY LIFE....



-I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, NOT because i'm tired but because i want to be CLOSER to you.
-I'm the girl who likes to be kissed under the stars, more than inside your bedroom or in a exspensive resturant....
-I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss...
-I'm the girl who you can talk to about ANYTHING...
-I'm the girl who laughs at your jokes...
-I'm the girl who will have MANY inside jokes with you and remeber each and everyone of them...
-I'm the girl who will brag about you to all of my friends...
-I'm the girl who will listen to you talk..
-I'm the girl who will REALLY does want to be friends after a break up....
-I'm the girl who LOVES it when you hug me for no apparent reason...
-I'm the girl who loves it when you hug me from behind or when you kiss me on my for head....
-I'm the girl who loves YOU for YOU, and doesn't care what other peaple think about US...
-I'm the girl who loves it when you introduec me to your friends as your GIRLFRIEND...
-I'm the girl who will ALWAYS LOVE YOU......
(copy this to your page if this even somewhat discribes you!)

I'm emo, so I must cut my wrists.
I'm black, so I must carry a gun.
I'm Hispanic, so I must be dirty.
I'm Asian, so I must be smart.
I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy.
I'm gay, so I must have AIDS.
I'm a lesbian, so I must have a sex-tape.
I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, SO I MUST BE A .
I'm overweight, so I must have a problem with self control.


I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an atheist, so I must hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, SO I MUST NOT HAVE MORALS.
I'm Republican, so I must not care about poor people.
I'm Democrat, so I must not believe in being responsible.
I'm Jamaican, so I must smoke weed.
I'm Liberal, so I must be gay.
I'm Southern, so I must be white trash.
I take anti-depressants, so I must be crazy.
I'm a guy, so I must only want to get into your pants.
I'm Irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem.
I'm Indian, so I must own a convenient store.
I'm Native American, so I must dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm preppy, so I must shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a cheerleader, so I must be a stuck up .
I'm on a dance team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a .
I wear skirts a lot, so I must be a .
I'm a punk, so I must do drugs.
I'M YOUNG, SO I MUST BE NAIVE.
I'M RICH, SO I MUST BE A CONCEITED SNOB.
I WEAR BLACK, SO I MUST BE A GOTH.
I'm blonde, so I must be a stupid ditz.
I'M A WHITE GIRL, SO I MUST BE A NAGGING, STEAL-YOUR-MONEY KIND OF GIRLFRIEND.
I'm Cuban, so I must spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm Mexican, so I must have hopped the border.
I'm not a virgin, so I must be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, SO I MUST BE A HOME-WRECKING .
I'm a teenage mum, so I must be an irresponsible .
I'm Polish, so I must wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm Italian, so I must have a big peter.
I got a car for my birthday, so I must be a spoiled brat.
I'm pretty, so I must not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, SO I MUST HAVE NO SOCIAL LIFE.
I dye my hair crazy colours, so I must be looking for attention.
I dress in unusual ways, so I must be looking for attention.
I'm into theatre art, so I must be a homosexual.
I'm a vegetarian, so I must be a crazy political activist.
I have a bunch of guy friends, so I must be f*cking them all.
I have a bunch of girls who are friends, so I must be gay.
I have big boobs, so I must be a .
I'm Colombian, so I must be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, SO I MUST BE A POSER.
I'm Russian, so I must be cool.
I'm German, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with gays, so I must be gay too.
I'm Brazilian, so I must have a big butt.
I'm Puerto Rican, so I must look good and be conceited.
I'm Salvadorian, so I must be in MS 13.
I'm Polish, so I must be greedy.
I'm Hawaiian, so I must be lazy.
I'm a stoner, so I must be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a virgin, so I must be a prude.
I'm a female gamer, so I must be ugly or crazy.
I'm black, so I must love watermelon and fried chicken and Kool Aid.
I'M BI, SO I MUST THINK EVERY PERSON I SEE IS HOT.
I'm Asian, so I must have a small penis.
I'm a guy cheerleader, so I must be gay.
I'm skinny, so I must be anorexic.
I'm prep, so I must be rich.
I DON'T FLIRT WITH GUYS AT SCHOOL, SO I MUST BE GAY.
I don't like the sun, so I must be albino.
I have a lot of friends, so I must love to drink and party.
I wear tight pants and I'm a guy, so I must be emo.
I wear boy's clothes, so I must be a lesbian.
I'm posting this, so I must be a groupie

READ THIS:

Isnt it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a tshirt that barely cover anything?

Isnt it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?

Isnt it funny that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone

are you laughing?

Isnt it funny an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?

Isnt it funny that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

im not laughing

Its so funny that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.

Isnt it funny that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OR LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS

keep on laughing

Isnt it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life

without knowing her situation with her friends

or her family

or her LIFE

BRAVE ISNT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING

BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH

OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND

BRAVE IS

GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE S AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES

ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT

ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET

ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS

BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE

ITS ANOTHER DAY OF ING AND DODGING RUMORS

keep on laughing
if you agree put this on ur blog
and advise others to do so
screw THE EMO HATERS

I'm sorry

Im sorry if I don't meet your standards
I'm sorry if I'm not a
I'm sorry if my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs.
I'm sorry if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs
I'm sorry if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".
I'm sorry if I'm not tanned enough for you
I'm sorry if I'm not a playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you.
I'm sorry if I'm weird
I'm sorry that I write about you every day
I'm sorry if i don't have a dream body that turns you on.
I'm sorry if im not tall enough.
I'm sorry if I don't have sex with you on the first date.
I'm sorry if I'm annoying
I'm sorry if my hair is not long enough.
I'm sorry that im different from those other girls
I'm sorry i won't hang all over you, and be a complete tramp to make you happy.
I'm sorry that I actually care about you
and actually call to see how you're doing.

But most of all...

I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.
If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry".
If you're one of the FEW GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel this way, repost as "I love you just the way you are


-IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE
If you are afriad of eating wierd colored jellybeans because you don't want to gag, but do it anyway, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
-If, during a quiet moment, you suddenly remember something funny and randomly bust out laughing, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
-If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
-If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
-If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.
-Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
-If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste
-If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.


----- You know you live in 2009 when... -----


1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave .

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) add this to your profile if you fell for this, you know you did~

92% of teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music then put this on your AP page.

*A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..

Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, only one survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

If you would ever do this for someone....then post this on your page

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get
Just one whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!" I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.

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I Say Rock
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i Got A F In Life

[_] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have a mp3 player or ipod.
[_] Your parents are still married.
[_] You love your family. ((just my mom.))
[_] There is a pool/spa in your backyard.
T 0 T A L: 3

[x] You dress the way you want to.
[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[_] You have never been beaten up
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to
[x] Your room is big enough for you
[_] People don't use you for something you have.
[x] You have been to the movies.
T 0 T A L: 6

[_] You have over 500 friends on facebook
[_] You have pictures on facebook
[x] Your parents let you have a facebook
[_] You get allowance
[_] You collect something normal.
[x] You look forward to going to college
[_] You don't wish you were someone else.
[_] You play a sport.
[_] You want to do something after school.
T 0 T A L: 2

[_] You own a car/truck.
[_] You usually don't fight with your parents.
[x] You have never got a failing grade on a report card in your life
[x] You have friends.
[_] You never got a detention
T O T A L: 2

[x] You know what is going on in the world.
[_] You are happy with your life.
[_] You usually aren't sick.
[x] You know more than one language.
[x] You have a screen name.
[_] You own a pet. ((not me but my mom does))
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs.
[_] You don't have any enemies. ((i hav lots of enemys.))
T O T A L: 3

Total over all: 16

Multiply by 3= 48%

101%+: A+
90-100%: A
80-89%: B
70-79%: C
60-69%: D
00-59%: F
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