Handcuffs of Love• Show poetry

PARENTAL ADVISORY
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Contains words heard on your children's playground




Once, a a very wise man told me something. Don't take life too seriously you'll never get out alive. The irony is, he's always fighting over Light VS Dark beer.


*A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

If you would ever do this for someone....then post this on your page asap!!



Know this here and now, Ya fuk with me bad idea, you fuk with my family and friends LMFAO!!!! Nice knowin ya biotch!!


Wether we've met wether we've talked we know each other somehow.................................................... Okay even I don't know what that means and its on my page!!! Thats just SAAAAD!!!!!!!!Hehheh.

Anyways practically everyone on AP knows me I'm SO loveable.....Like a ginormous huggableness teddy bear....err somethin like that. Everyone calls me Crim Crimson or Sam. Kaity....me lover calls me Amberrr or Ambuhhh. I love my Kaity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


My motto whenever I get into a fight with some alpha wannabe biotch is
"I know when i'm licked so get off your knees"

My motto for when dark falls"When dark falls the naughty ones come out to play.....and thats when I shine my brightest"


Out of pure randomness I shall tell you all a story,

Once there was a little teddy bear. Now this teddy bear was no ordinary teddy bear.He wanted to be, a ROCKSTAR! So the next day as he was trying to open up a tube of toothpaste inspriration struck him!! BOOM! Out came the song, GUMMY BEAR!!! So the teddy bear was really a gummy bear all along. Then his hit single spread nationwide. He was surely a ROCKSTAR!!

Oh yeah i'm a gummy bear


No animals were harmed during the making of this page.Except for Vicki for she is a dog a dog of all men. All stunts were performed by prefessionals.(Notice how I spelled it wrong.) Anyone harmed.......Uhh. Classified. Any heart attacks.....Were up to the count of four. Last person to bust a move must give all on set a lap dance.

Occupations of all on set- Fergalicious Sexy Pole Dancers

We are the youth of the freakin nation

FREDDY FREAKIN MERCURY OVER HERE!!!!!! (I've always wanted to say that.)

Coincidentally my wishes have turned into fishes.But I ate the fishes so does that mean my wishes will come true? Or did they vanish into my tummy?



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I'm a barbie girl

In a screwed up woooorld

I can barely contain it


There's so much excitement

So many whips so much pain

Its making my heart go aflutter

Can you hear me scream in joy

Is it ringing in your ears

Heehee

I'll be your precious doll for tonight

You can undress me everywhere





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Ring around the rosy

Pocketful of posy

Ashes ashes

Were all fallin down

Blood comin from the silver in lines of scarlet

The breath deepning with sadness

Etched with sadness

Pouring down


We fall on down


Ashes Ashes Ashes Ashes

Let it burn

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Chains cutting into the skin

A deep vibrant line of scarlet

Licking away the easing pain

Sounds of passion doth remain



As we cry out in the night

Loosing control

Driving each other wild

Chains of Love



How the moonlight spills on the silver shinging circles

I call this Handcuffs of Love


Handcuffs of Love


How perfect it all is


When they are added into the mix

Handcuffs of Love



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My AP Family:
Delightful Sorrow- My bestest Sister in the world and my best friend- My Sis Sis Sis Sis Sis Sis Sis Sis Sis Sis Sis Sis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I FUKIN LOOOOOOOOOVE HER!!!!!!!!!!!She's MY BROWN SUGAH!!!!!!!!!!!!She's creative thoughtful loving and so FUKIN SWEEET!!!!If anything happened to her i'd die!!!She help keep me sane like Kaity, my sexyfullness lover and best friend, my big bro. Those are just a few people who help keep me sane! Tay , my sis, if you even have the tiniest notion to hurt her.......I'll beat the living sh!t out of you and I don't I don't two sh!ts if I go to juvie for it!!!Thank you for caring and being there for me Sis!!

Dark TwilightPrince- My Secret Lovah!!- XD!! Me love him!!! He's my uber buddyness!!! He has Molly in his clutches and he should keep her!!They're cute together!! Sorry girls he's off limits.But for a small fee of $16.99 for the night he'll be your very own sexy pole dancer!!!HA!! But all in all he's a great guy! I call him Darkyness!!


xXImprisonedxX- My Sexyfullness Lover- My Kaity Kaity Kaity Kaity Kaity Kaity Kaity Kaity Kaity Kaity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I fukin love her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!She's SO GODDAMN AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You fuk with her hurt her or any kinda b.s. like that......Haha nice knowin ya cause i'll hunt you down.
http://allpoetry.com/xXimprisonedXx

Emilina-MY Sexy Fergaliciousnesss- I LOVE HER TO DEATH!!! She's da Shiznit!!! She can kick your ass if your hurt her or her friends and I'LL kickk YOURS if you even lay a finger on one strand of her hair in an attempt to hurt her!!!! SHE'S FREAKIN AMAZING!!!!!!
http://allpoetry.com/Emilina


MattehFatteh-My Kiwi Biwi- He's freakin awesome!! Be careful he has many lovers but i'll still call him MY KIWI!!!!!!So all others BACK OFF he's My Kiwi no one elses.....



SmokingHotWhiteTiger-My Big Bro- Me lovers my brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You hurt him I WILL send you to HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!He's really really really really really FUKIN AWESOME!!!!!!!!!Writes great poetry and is easy to talk to!Love ya big bro!!!
http://allpoetry.com/SmokinHotWhiteTiger

Inakanu- My loveable wolf Puppy- Hurt her I hurt you worse!!!!!!! HeeHee I lovers her!!!!
http://allpoetry.com/Inakanu


Nakadachi-My big Sisseh- I love my Sisseh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!She's so damn awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!I lovers her!!
http://allpoetry.com/Nakadachi

Sanitys Horizon- My Sanitys Sisseh- Ashley I love you!!!!!!!!!!Your me besty and i'm always here for you!!!!!!Don't fuk with her she's my kin dammit!!!!
http://allpoetry.com/Sanitys+Horizons

Peeping Alex- My Lover Crayon - I love my Alex!!!!!!!!!!She's so awesome!!!!!!Oh and for some reason she's obssesed with cheese right now O.o.....But I still love her no matter her addiction to cheese!!
http://allpoetry.com/Peeping%20Alex

EpicMatteh- My Loveable Squeezeable Ginormous Teddy Bear- HeeHee my Teddy Bear is so freakin awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!He thinks he PWNS me HA he's been deceived cause I infinity PWN him baby!!!!!!!WOO!!!But you hurt him or cause him greif i'll find you and I hope it gives you Hell when I do!!
http://allpoetry.com/EpicMatteh

Little Fawn- Tay me Loveable Huggable Squeezeable Big Sis- I LOVE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Shes SO damn awesome!!!!!!!!!She's my kin no matter what i'm always here for her!!!!If ya try to mess with her and your a guy i'll give you blue fukin balls then kick ya in the nads!!!!!!!!!!Don't try and mess with her!!!!!
http://allpoetry.com/Little%20Fawn

Timm483- Me Besty Lover - He's so fukin awesome!!!!!!!!!!!He's like an adorable teddy bear!!!!!!!! Me love me Lover!!!!!!!!He's just so damn cool!!!I'll send you to Hell if ya fuk with him!!!!!!!!Love ya Tim!!!!!!!!!!
http://allpoetry.com/Timm483

Shmexie Secret- Elleners my Sexy Honey Bunny Love Bunneh -I LOVE my Ellen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!She's SO Goddamn awesome and everyone loves her to death including me!!!!!!!!Lol. I'm her Killer Psychotic Lover Dragon!!! Hehhehheh!!If you even think of messin with her i'll mess you up!!!!!Love you Elleners!!!!!!!!
http://allpoetry.com/Shmexie%20Secret



Song list:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1CPrRSyyv0&feature=PlayList&p=ED4A1F836BF6F154&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=6
(Nickelback-Her-We all need a Hero in our life.I do and hopefully i've found my Hero and his name is Zaq!!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iPtdb4ZGr0
(One of my top fav songs.Theory of a Deadman-Bad girlfriend-I fukin love it!!!!!!!!!!Its hella awesome and well dirty but awesome and I want you to listen to it'll blow your friggin mind and you'll be rockin!!Make sure your gf or bf is in the rom when you listen to it!! Hehheh.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqSblE6sVWQ
(Poison-Every rose has its thorn- Hell yeah it does but sometimes you deal with those thorns to see the beauty of the rose. I love this song its so amazing please listen to it!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utrAA4X7MD8
(I'm not your boyfriend- 3 OH 3)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcWR7s0-q8c&feature=related
(PussycatDolls- I hate this part)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLdZB_N1at0
(Hinder-Lips of an angel)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caAzX3rtSEw&NR=1
(Hinder-Better then me-Which many people can do, do better then me)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibfNLB8vdGQhttp
(Papa Roach- Forever- Dedicated to Alex and me- Sad song I know but the main message I hope he'll get)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU-vsxvNBm4
(Papa Roach- To be loved- This song is EXACTLY how I feel in life and right now!!!!!!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3soskkvYBgM
(Papa Roach-Last Resort- This is also how I feel as well.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVkumUy12Z4
(Lady Gaga-Love Game- This is how I feel about someone....I wonder if he will be able to tell its him o.O If he does then i'm in trouble!)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PbtP8-d3Rc
(Scotty doesn't know-Lustra-Oh my f'in God!!!!I love this song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I've dedicated it to someone!!!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8-D_WEDE3s
(Blooudhound Gang-The bad touch- I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lets do it like the do it on the Discover Channel babeh!!!!WOOOOO!)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STS2L50ggIc
(Uhn tiss- Bloodhound Gang-Ahhahahahahaha I just love this song!!!Another dedication!!!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMKYFpQF_XY
(Bloodhound Gang-Foxtrot Unifrm Charlie Kilo- LUUUUUUUUVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!Lol its SO awesome its like its saying fuk you to the world in a weird way...o.O)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUDdBjAD7Nk
(Akon-Smack that- Oh yeaaahh babeh!!! I'll smack that!!!Hahaha!!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAmuhvyiHig
(Katy Perry-I kissed a girl- I liked it the taste of her cherry chapstick...HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpYD6cjx5M0&feature=PlayList&p=7C45F393D49DBC84&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=9
(Linkin Park- In the end- This song represents......ME Samphiria Crimson Sam Amber my thoughts my life ME. Everything comes back to me in the end the moment I first heard this song it felt like they were singing about me. Its exactly how I feel. I've said that about a couple other songs yeah but this is the real one. Listen to it see how I really truly feel.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsmoXP4X_qY&feature=related
(Linkin Park-What i've done- This song is dedicated to myself. Listen to it hear the words find out why...)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqISHRKcn9o&feature=related
(Linkin Park- Numb- I'm sorry if this song hurts anyone by me saying this but sadly it is also another song that hits home with me for sadly I have become Numb.....Numb with my heart.Huh sounds cheesy but its true.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysSxxIqKNN0&feature=related
(Linkin Park-New Divide- God I love this song!!!!!!This song sort of expresses me as well.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfyV_zDUC_I
(Disturbed-The Night- If I have any reason to laugh evilly hell I will laugh evilly when I hear this song. Night....when i'm at my true strength!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9za5xzGKxNo
(Disturbed-Indestructible- This song..........Just fukin listen to it...........See how I REALLY feel!!!!!!!!!!.....I've become Indesructible....Master of WAAAAR!!!!)