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Hi, welcome to McDonald's. Can I take your order?

My name's Maya; the last name's McDonald, if you didn't catch that already. I'm full of it (nonsense, I mean) and I express myself through my writing. My friends say I express myself through violence, which is sorta true, I mean - I wrestle and I play rugby, so what do you expect?

I'm a grammar freak (errors = bad) and I rarely make spelling errors, and I used to be spelling bee champion at one time as well. So it doesn't really surprise me when people call me a nerd. Although I'm not THAT smart, really, I'm not.

A few things about me that make me who I am: I speak French, and I have been for the past eleven and a half years - I hate reading, but I won't hesitate to pick up a dictionary and start reading that (I love learning new words!) - I'm afraid of blood, but yet I wrestle and I play rugby, and I'm prone to injuries... funny how that works - I'm a computer addict, I'm ALWAYS on this old clunker, I need a new computer but I'm not willing to be without one so this one stays (this brings me to my next point...) - I'm REALLY stubborn, I love to have my way and I always say that I'm right about everything, but it's funny because most times I am right - I love making new friends, I'm like the centre of attention at school (although I don't really want to be), but I don't know - I think I'm just lucky... people seem to gravitate toward me.

So uh, if you want someone to revise your wonderful work or someone to talk to or anything at all, I'm always here. Just give me a shout.

Peace, love and happiness!

 

OH!

 

While you're still here, let me tell you something SUPER important.

My world revolves around two things. Food. And Miss Victoria Poon.

She's gonna read this and be like "lawl Maya I love you too" and she shouldn't say otherwise because it would make me sad that I don't know what she would say to such an amazing little speech.

 

Btw since she's my LOVEEEEE (L)

I suggest you look her up right now: ixsmilesxi

 

I love her!

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  • I'm having a crisis. But not my own, my friend's - and she's panicking. Damn it. I knew this would've happened... I tried to take care of him the first time but nothing worked. This kid is determined, and I'm not about to let him win, he doesn't deserve it. 1 GAH! I hate these situations.
    September 29, 100 words. Make first comment?
  • My friends tell me I should consider the feelings of others. Well, you know what? I did just that. Here's what I have to say... 1 You don't get it, do you? She doesn't like you. The thought of her in your mind must excite you. I want to fight too, because she's right, boo - last man on Earth and I know damn stra
    September 26, In Thoughts.  400 words. 2 comments, Add one?
  • I don't know what the hell to do with myself anymore. Here I am, questioning my sanity - when I know that the answer couldn't be so simple. Is it wrong to hear voices in my head? After all, isn't that what your conscience is - a symbolic voice in your head? Not to say I'm hearing things... but I feel like maybe th
    September 21, 300 words. 2 comments, Add one?

Guest Book

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  • ixsmilesxi on September 13
    lawl!! You were half right.
    I was gonna write 'lawl, awhs Maya!! You already know I loves you!! ^_^' HAHA!!♥
  • ixsmilesxi : lawlerss on September 2
    So, Miss McDonald.
    I ADORE YOU!!
    Here on this site, i've only known you for about... an hour?
    In reality, YOU ARE MY SOUL!! I loves you muchh Maya (L)
  • kurdishking on August 16
    Hehe I swear if you read every single poem here then I won't let you read the book >.<
    and dude don't worry I'll get Ponyo to you definitely before school starts but DUDE IM WARNING YOU!!!!!
  • Little Finn on August 14
    Welcome to allpoetry. You must like dealing with computers.

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