GuardianAngel4U• Show poetry

hello
welcome to my lair,
OF DOOM!!!!!!!
HA HA HA
...
sorry ,
got a little carried away there


I am a fifteen year old girl from Arizona and I love to write poetry.I am originaly born in Minniapolis, Minnesota, but my parents are from the Czech Republic so yea. I lived in denmark for the first three years of my life then the rest here in Arizona. Over the span of my whole life i have had more that twenty addresses. I go back to the Czech Republic each year to see my family and travel Europe (again). Most of my poetry is dark and mean and spooky, ect. ect. but whatever. Acctually i used to be really poetry-no-no but now i write alot. I spend lots of my time repling to groups and i hate when i have to wait forever for people to reply back (hint,hint). Im a vampire kind of girl and, yes i have read Twilight, but i like Intertwined much better these days. I am almost seven foot and i love (oh god) to brag about my height. I have dark brown hair and eyes, tanned skin that is sorta-kinda blemished (god damn puberty). Im not the preetiest rose in the garden but i don't care. I mean, I have great friends that love me (I love you guys too!!!!) and I don't need to be a cookie-cutter girl. I am a little crazy, but thats good, a little bit o' crazy never hurt anybody,right? I have three sisters, a dog (PUPPY! [sorry, its an inside joke]), and 'rentals. But they are cool and they deal with whatever shiz i throw at them.
Love you all (unless you are some sort of a creepy stalker or racist bastard)
Bara


PS. I to
(grins with fangs)


I Love You-English
Ta ma agam ort-Irish
Miluji te-Czech
Mi lujem t’a-Slovak
ich liebe dich-German
Te amo-Spanish
Je t'aime-French
i rangi tangiriko-Gilbertese
Ik Houd Van Je-Dutch
Ti amo-Italian
Wo ai ni-Chinese
Su ki-Japanese
Mahal Kita-Filipino
Te amo-Catalan
Volim te-Croatían
Jeg elsker dig-Danish
Mina rakastan sinua-Finnish
Aku cinta kamu-Indonesian
Es milu tevi-Latvian
As tave myliu-Lithuanian
Jeg elsker deg-Norwegian
Kocham cie-Polish
Eu te amo-Paraguay
Te iubesc-Romanean
Ljubim te-Slovenian
Jag alskar dig-Swedish
Toi yeu ban-Vietnamese
Ammo te-Latin
Ani ohevet otcha-male hebrew
Ani ohev otach-female hebrew
Se gampo-Greek


I love to


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Too often, we lose sight of life's
simple pleasures. Remember, when
someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles
in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes
4 muscles to extend your arm
and bitch-slap that motherfucker
up-side the head."


My best bud is like amazing at thinking of smiles so I will try my hand at this



Most amazing
(>' ')># I was going to give you this waffle.
#<(' '<) But then, I was like.
(>'#'<) "I'm hungry."
(>'-'<) So I ate it.
(>^-^<)
<( '.' )> sorry

<(^oo^)> PIGGY!!!!

The letter (my own creation)
Deliver
Deletter
Desooner
Debetter
Delater
De letter
Demadder
I Getter

Kisses blown are kisses wasted. Kisses aren't kisses unless they are tasted. Kisses spread germs and germs are hated. So kiss me baby; I'm vaccinated.


Best peeps of lala land
1) Celtic Legend
2)Spike McCloud
3)Frogzter
4)Lestat-David-Matt
5)wasteland69
and many others(i just have no time to enter them all)

Take a deep breath,choking on air...KABOOM! its raining bananas

Try to..ah skrew it


MY kind of guy:
Tall(frick on a stick if you are shorter than i am then you lose buddy boy)
Blue eyes(swoon)
Hair can be any color but has to be medium lenghth
Muscles(well duh you have to have those)



I HAVE MULTIPLE FAVORITE WORDS (this includes stolen or made up phrases that might not make any sense at all) Read IF YOU DARE
siade affects may include:
uncontrollable laughter, all day wondering, or the flashing sign WTF!!!!!

word list
1)pickle
2)cheese
3)snaztacular
4)snazy
5)saucy
6)der or duh
7)yurp
8)O Rly
9)Ya Rly
10)joyous (stolen from BFF)
11)interesting
12)frap
13)yeprdoddle
14)hebidabajeebies
15)epic
16)what now
17)eerrrm
18)do want
19)getitoff getitoff!!!!!!
20)BEEEEF
21)oh my
22)turtle
23)ah noo!!!
24)whoooa
25)peace
26)must have need now
27)MMM (the more more more feeling)
28)DMD (DIRTY MIND DIESASE)
29)pebble farts
30)gangster pebbles
31)reanimated dead foot
32)reanimated dead fart
33)who's the bitc now!!!!!!
34)now what
35)fabgab
36)shizle von frizzle or frizzle von shizzle
37)flurple
38)purpie
39)swrly wirly of DOOM
40) what the F am I looking for. OH IDK ,life love EDWARD!!!!
41)I HAZ DIBBS!!!
42)brummm brumm
43)eeeeee!!!!
44)aaahhhhh shiz
45)doodle doodle
46)la la do da
47)biffle
48)snobily
49)banana PHONE!!!
50) (Hours of histerical laughter) HA HA HA HA...oh my..wait ..what were we laughing about?
51)Amazing silent laughter fling
52)ULTIMATE GGGGRRRRS!
53)ow..my smiles
54)forjgot
55) I made 'stake
56) best friends? are you kidding, its more like SISTERS
57) lets humm "INDIANA JONES"!!! itll make you feelz better!!!!
58)blah blah blah blah, the universal girl talk
59)shimmy shimmy
60)tommato goop shimmies down the cutting bord and makes no snot trail
61)horrors!!!!
62)shut up or i runs you over wit my zambini!!!!!
63)oh noooooos
64)disco disco good good disco disco GOOD
65)(cough fit) hack hack..uhhh...hairball
66)zimbabi
67)the answer to life is...42
68)i sowy
69)i so tired.. i wantz to fall on face an sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
70)pop
71)AAAAHhhh! you scared the begeezes outa me!
72)I'm only perverted on Friday afternooons, that is all thank you
73)How can you likee her?!?!? Shes just a pile of elephant poo in a shiny box!!!

Let me just say that me and my best biffle had a great time thinking of these; in the kind of laugh so hard you cry and your teeth vibrate kind of way

More words will be added once found, tried or remembered
STAY TUNED!!!!!1!!!!

I love s
them love meeeee
we are such a happy family
then you come along
when noone wants you here
but my family
me and my ies
we kick you butt at mario 3
la la la la
hee hee hee!!!!!!!

My name is Bara and I am, you guessed it, ultimataly crazy.
But otherwise i am an OK person to hang around with
My hobbies include
Horses (english styla)
Violin
Gymnastics
ect ect

THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
1) When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, “Hi Chinel. How’s your day been?”
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator while saying work it girl! And telling them to pose.
8)Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the cornerwith a wind up clock in it, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, “Did you feel that?”
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they open again!”
15) Swat at flies that don’t exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, “Group Hug!” and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?”
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “Your one of THEM!” and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, “I have new socks on”.
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, “This is MY personal space”
27) Bring a boom box and put it on as loud as it can go. When people yell at you to stop, nod excitedly and break out with wild dance moves and get everyone to join!

Don't Label Me
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I'm Not A Fu.cking Soup Can!

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