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Welcome to my Poetry Space!

Hi i'm a person! this might help you get to know me!
I love horses dogs cats birds and practically all animals!I am a funny kid who likes jokes "but not my brothers" My fav subjet in scool is art and Spanish and now that I'm in middle school DRAMA!and writing I love to read i also love Greek myths.i wanna be a Novlist!
One more thing my school rocks... GO MSC!

DID I SAY WOLVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


p.s Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

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Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuol't blveiee taht I cluod aulactly uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rsceearch at Cmabridge Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs, cpoy and ptsae tihs itno yuor pofirle.


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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.


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A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this on your profile.


p.s.s.s.s "92% of American teens today would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. If you're part of the 8% that would be laughing their butts off, put this on your profile!"


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THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE HERE! MAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! wait i guess there was! darnit i put more in darnit!


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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior,Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, KylaMizuki, SkyeEyesSparkle7135, Ms.Misery.SouthernSecrets15. ChristinaXCuriosity, SecretButterfly, SilverRain09, Blood.Stained.Tears, Falling Star, Put name here

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If you can smell trouble a mile away, and still walk straight into it, put this in your profile.

p.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s.s i'm sorry it's sooooooooooooooooooooo long

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

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92% of teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music then put this on your AP page.

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~*!*~ 16 Things to do at Wal-Mart ~*!*~

1. Get 24 boxes of depends and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares.... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! '

16. Open up a TV and start poking around inside of it with a serious look on your face. When on of the employees asks why you are messing with the inside of the TV, look at him like he's stupid and say, "I'm trying to disable the bomb, only I can't remember if it's the blue, green or red wire that I cut to disarm it. I didn't really complete my training.....darn that man....." Look back at the TV and point to a wire and then scream "BOOM!" and then start laughing.


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THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
1) When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, “Hi Chinel. How’s your day been?”
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator while saying work it girl! And telling them to pose.
8)Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the cornerwith a wind up clock in it, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, “Did you feel that?”
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they open again!”
15) Swat at flies that don’t exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, “Group Hug!” and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?”
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “Your one of THEM!” and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, “I have new socks on”.
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, “This is MY personal space”

AP family
cousin:Abnormal ((funnyness all over! i love weird stuff so i adore this person!))
cousin Falling Star (she has sweetness poems and no sweetness is not a word! But it is true she has coolness poetry which rocks))
Sister: Mrs. Joe Jonas((bestest friend in real life and a great poet she's not only that but she's random and crazy when i'm around!))
Sister:
Brother:
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Mom:
Dad:
Grandma:
Grampa:
Friend:
friend:
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((if you want to be in here IM me i might add you MIGHT!))
I would like to thank everybody who says i'm random and everybody who thinks it's cool to be diffrent! thank you. plus Falling star and Abnormal for stuffs!
and for Mrs. Joe Jonas just being you and my bestest, bestest friend!

OH HERE'S SOME RANDOM FUNNY STUFF!!

The early bird might get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese!

Don't worry to much about what people think, because the seldom do.

If at first you don't succed redefine success!

Is it a good vacuum if it really sucks?

You have the right to remain silent anything you say will be misqouted and used againest you!

Anything is possible if you don't know what your talking about!

What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over.

Help Mr Evil Bunny gain world domination. Copy and paste him into your author page to help him!!!

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Favorite youtube vids:

The Mean Kitty Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo

Love story!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXKAzgBMWxc


Place an X by all the things you've done.
() Smoked a cigarette
() Drank so much you threw up
() Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
() Been arrested
() Gone on a blind date
() Skipped school
() Seen someone die
(X) Been to Canada
() Been to Florida
() Been to Mexico
(X) Been on a plane
(X) Been lost
(X) Been on the opposite side of the country
() Gone to Washington , DC
(X) Swam in the ocean ((when i lived in Texas))
(X) Felt like dying....
(X) Cried yourself to sleep
() Played cops and robbers
(X) Recently colored with crayons
() Sang karaoke badly
() paid for a meal with only coins
(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
() Made prank phone calls
() Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose ((almost did!))
() Laughed until liquid came out of the other end
(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
(X) Danced in the rain
() Written a letter to Santa Claus
() Been kissed under the mistletoe
() Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(X) Blown bubbles
(X) Made a bonfire on the beach
() Crashed a party
(X) Gone roller-skating
() Ice-skating
() started a mosh pit
() own a knife
() ran away for more then a day
(X) get in a fight and lost
(X) get in a fight a won
() get a new girlfriend
() get dumped
() get smaked then dumped
() smack some one then dump em
() go to court
() go to jail
(X) get picked up by the cops (when my doggy died )
() tell a cop to :go to hell, go *bunny* him /her self ect...
() own a gun
() love some one
(X) hate some one
(X) love and hate some one ..what?
(X) think some one loves you... (family too)
(X) think some ones hates you
(X) acts goofy, weird, crazy and acts like your self!
() works out
() has a tattue
() is goth
() is emo
() is something
() is an alien... NOT!
(X) is "idk"
() has ever been in boot camp
() ever been to juvy
(X) loves life
() hates life
() wants to die
(X) wants to live
() wants to die but not kill them self
() wants to kill them self
() has ever cut
() likes to cut
() loves to cut
(X) is unsre about cuting
() thinks cutting is wrong
() thinks cutting helps
() is a drama king/queen
(X) dosnt care what pepol think
() cares what pepol think
(X) has more then 1 friend
(X) has a best friend
() is a goody goody
() is a bad person
() has gone out with a girl for over a month
(X) beleves in one gf one bf relation ships
(X) has some one to talk to
(X) think your smart
() think your dumb
() thin ur cool
() think your lame
() liked this thingy?
() disliked this thingy

humm something's not right.

I love you. Well i want to kill you.
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Dumb bunny love.

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PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU CAN'T LIVE A DAY WITHOUT LISTENING TO TAYLOR SWIFT... Or just think she's a good singer.



( ^)> I SMELL PIE!
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-- Help Mrs. Birdy Bird find pie, by copying her to your page!
and more to be added!