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Ok, most of my poetry will really not make sense to you unless you know me and the people that i love! So, don't even try to get it, just appreciate the...what's the word...abstract? No...Well, I'm sure you can appreciate it without understanding it!

I think if there was a line from a song that would describe me best, it would be "We'll have Halloween on Christmas if we want" It's from Blink 182 "I miss you". Ok, i found a poem that i really love, it's called Glitter, Alice, Glitter, It's written by Moonshinesuicide, i really love her work, this is one of the best one's that i've read, it really deserved the gold.

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?"
- Woody Allen

If we are what we eat, I could be you by morning

Have you noticed that all the people who are against birth control are already born?

I am worth $1,444,500 on Humanforsale.com

When I was going up the stairs
I saw a man that wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away

"Where do you live?"
"In my head, mostly"

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a volvo?
I don't have a volvo in my garage.
(^Is a joke, I am no a baby killer)

Amusing quotes, tell me who one of them is by and I'll comment on and applaud two of your poems.

Your not to let your mind wonder, it's much too small to be outside by itself.

Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Beware of the man who denounces women writers; his penis in tiny and he cannot spell.

The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense.

The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad.

Americans have different ways of saying things. They say "elevator", we say "lift" ... they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git".

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin,

"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph."
-Shirley Temple

I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.

Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.

Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.

It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal labotomy.

I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?


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