Gendatalia• Show poetry

AKA D3ST1NYD3N13D.

Woah.. Serious upgrade needed here lol, I would like to apologise to all of my old friends for me not logging in more recently than this, I feel that I can't write this kind of poetry since I suffered from a writers block a few months back, never got into the swing of it again. I hope you all can remember me haha! Well if I can I might write some more poetry on here, or at least give it a whirl

I shall try to be a familiar face on this 'ere website once more!

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VERY old memories by myself and friends:

*Katt: This is so deep and poosinal... PAHAHAHAHA POOSINAL?!

Sam is having a sneaky fag in the school's girls loos* Sam: I still have to be careful eventhough I have nearly left school, they could still kick me out of exams.. Katt: Yeah it's not that obvious is it Sam!! *Miss Lee opens the door* Katt: With all this smoke everywhere!! *Katt turns around and sees Miss Lee* Katt: Uh Oh.. KATT YOU IDIOT HAHAHA!! But we lovesh ya!

I'm at Katt's house eating fish and chips, Katt has got a rather large battered sausage but can't cut it up in chunks and eat it* Katt's mum: Katt, just pick it up and bite it off..!! Katt: Bite it off eh.. Are we still on about sausages..? PAHAHAHA KATT YOU DIRTY GIT!!

Katt: When I was little.. I used to think carrot cake was just made out of cheese..
err.. Yeeeah BUT in all honestly.. I suppose we were talking about cheesecakes... ^^;

I sing (to the tune of the old ambrosia advert)* "Katt, she's a smelly cheese, everywhere she goes, just makes you wanna sneeze, because, Katt is a smelly cheeeeeese.. So wear some deodrant please!!!!!" *bows* thank you, thank you, autographs later

*Me and Katt sing to the tune of Animaniacs*: Here comes the Rabbykinnykoos, She is such a dirty floose, she sucked off all the men, and one of them was Ken! shes Rabalcious, totally delicious *and mega ambitious * Rabby-kinny-kooz! she is a floose! *murp!*
(for Rachel aka Rab )
*I sing*: She is the Kattykinnypoo, she really is a spoon, she has shagged all of the men, including Bill and Ben! shes a kattykinny, totally a dinny! *she lives in a binny* Kattykinnypoo! she is a spoon! *murp!* (for Katt aka Kattfeesh) what can I say? me and all my mates are crazy!

Me: JP! How did you get that ringtone?!
JP: Oh I have a cable that connects the computer to my nob.. LOL!! Sounds painful!

*I sing to the tune of Rudolph* Katt the red nosed feesh, had a very sunburned nose, and if you ever saw her, you will giggle off your toes, all of the other children, used to laugh and call her names, they left the poor old Katt, walk away with her head in shame! then one sunny thursday day, Gem and Rach called for Katt, "Kattfeesh with your nose so bright! can I laugh at you tonight?" and how Gemma loves Kaaatt, do do do do do dooooo Kattfeesh the red nose Kattfeesh, do do do do doooo! thank you thank you, I know I'm a genius haha

Me: I'm a washing machine, when I get turned on I get wet
Kayz: I'm a hotdog, I like some meat between my buns! LMAO! GOOD ONE KAYZ!

Me: Was Maid Marion a peasant?
Katt: NO! Maid Marion has a high status! Shes all posh and snobby.. Obviously you don't know Peter Pan.. HAHAHA Well obviously I don't if Maid Marion is in Peter Pan!

Kayz: as random as a yellow willy wandering infront of a herd of geese.. The geese are thinking 'is that a worm?' of course the willy is now thinking.. o croop... very randomish!

*plays horseriding game, sees houses on the sides of the jumping poles* Kayz: This jump can be Finland.. Kayz: This next one can be Finland..

*In a daydream on the game* Kayz: If the cheese isn't green.. Then eat it...

Kayz: This is Jamie's sister's auntie's brother's stepdad's niece's cousin's uncle Sue.. UNCLE SUE?!

Me: AH! WHAT DOES THE HOLLAND FLAG LOOK LIKE!? Kayz: Hahaha I would laugh so much if it said 'representing Quackineese'.. =S QUACKINEESE?! *reads on screen "Gemma representing Tonga"* TONGA?! WHERE IN THIS EARTH IS TONGA?! ITS A COUNTRY..? HAHAHA!!

Me: Kayz: Back to secretly let you know I am also a member of
the red and orange banana flavoured turkey shaped chimpanzee
club... LOL! you're the queen of randomness Kayz!

Kayz: Jamie Ronaldus Wilhelmans Mannonaise!! Hahaha!

Steph: BRING! BRING! I'm a bell.... hahaha I think that says it all!


Jennie: I'M VICTORIA..!... No wait.. I'M VICTOR! Wait.. that aint right either.. I'm eerrr... VICTORIOUS! thats the one HAHAHA!! Jennie had an episode there

Hannah: Clamidia is formed by an orgasm.. Me and Kelz: ORGASM?! *Kelly checks the book* Kelz: It says ORGANISM YOU GREAT BAFFOON! AND IT SAYS THAT THATS HOW THRUSH IS FORMED!! HAHAHA! Hannah you great SPOON!!

*walks into a different room, Hannah walks down the stairs* Han: Gem, I know you are underneath that quilt Kelz: Er Han.. Shes in the other room.. Han: I'm not that thick! I know shes under there!! *Han wacks the towel across the quilt, sees no reaction and lifts up the quilt* Han: Eh..? But..? *Walks into the room, me and Kelly piss ourselves laughing* "I'm not that thick" she says!!

Me: Wierdo... Han: I'm not an idiot!!

Han: I'm a freak.. I have two different coloured eyes.. Me: Yeah and you look like your dog..! Han: Hey that rhymed! Eyes and dog! eh..? SINCE WHEN?! PAHAHAHAHA!!!

Chloe: I can't believe I fell for that gullable joke, you know 'say gullable over and over again and it will sound like orange' or something.. Han: But it doesn't sound like orange though.. Does it? PAHAHAHA! o Han, where would we be without ya?

Han: How do you spell DNA...? that has to be your worst 1 yet han!

*Playing Pictionary in science, Libby draws a pyramid* Hannah: It's a pyramid.. *She gets no response from Libby* Hannah: LIBBY I KNOW WHAT IT IS! IT'S A PERIOD!! Hannah.. You will never fail to amaze me!!

Kelly: Wheres the moon? is it over there? *points to a very low bright white light* Me: no thats a light you dikhead! lmao!

Kelly: What's a peasant? is it a slang word for a scorpion..? PAHAHA! and I thought I was thick!

Me: I refuse to play your Chinese mind games.. Kel: I refloose to play with your chinese manboobs *I start to drink my coke then spits it out because I was laughing* HAHAHA!! we are gonna say that from now on!!

*me and Kelz take the piss outta the big brother Helen work out video*
Me and Kelz: stretch those hamstrings.. Ham sandwhiches! My sisters boyfriend: Hamsters!! What a night that was!!

*Me & Kelz are in Poundland, I pick up hamster treats*
Me: Look Kelz! Ain't it cute? Kelz: Oh cool, how much is it..?
Me: Have a wild guess.. Kelz: *Clicks* Oh gawd.. The title of the shop might help Kelz!!!

*I get out the mice* Me: Look Kelz! ain't they cute? *Saxo crawls up my hand and touches Kelly's finger* Kelz: Saxo went on my foot..!!!!
your.. Foot??

Kelly sings: Roll roll roll your joint, twist it at the end, spark it up, take a toke, pass it to a friend!

*Me trying to think of something* me: may you sleep peacefully.. *Kellys ending* "Now I need to pee.. In someones..*Face lights up* TEA!! and coffEE.. 1 sugar or 3..?! *A bit of a silence*.. *Kelly says randomly and quite calm* "Eau I found a flea.. And it's coming towards me..! Get away you gEEt before I wack you with my PEEEEnis" WOOO 3 CHEERS FOR KELZ!!

Me and Kattfeesh sing: Foam top! Rhy does it always wain on me? is it because I lied when I was eleventeen! and that was when we were sober!

*sings* I was once a treehouse, I lived in a cake, but I never saw the way the orange slayed a rake! I was only 3 years dead {well this sucks} time to cut the tale, now listen here little child to the safety rail!

Me and Spud: Taddy, taddy little tadpole, swimmy swim swim out of your egghole, go away and suck on the nipples of your ba-ba-barbie doll, you get done for rape, you look such a state, and you swimmy swim swim back to your fishy bowl!! dedicated to Chloe the half pint after her week in France!

Chloe: This reminds me of "This Is Your Life" programme.. Me: "This Is Your Life.." *starts to do theme tune* Chloe: It doesn't go like that! it goes like this! *starts to do the Simpsons theme tune* HAHA YEAH CHLOE!!

*Hannah Farmer brings in an old Oakfield picture in school and shows me, she points to Zack* "Oh look! It's Zit..!" PAHAHAHA ZIT? ZACK IS NOW OFFICALLY A SPOT! PAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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~*~ The Reason Why People Don't Learn From Love Is Because There's That Glimmer Of Hope That The Next One Will Be Better ~*~

~*~ I Want To Take All The Tears You Made Me Cry And Drown You In Them ~*~

~*~ The Winner Takes All.. It's The Thrill Of One More Kill, The Last One To Fall.. Will Never Sacrifice Their Will ~*~

~*~ I'm A B*tch, I'm A Tease, I'm A Goddess On My Knees, When You're Hurt, When You Suffer I'm Your Angel Undercover ~*~

~*~ Life Isn't About How Many Breaths You Take, It's About The Moments That Take Your Breath Away ~*~

~*~ Never Lie, Steal Or Cheat. If You Must Lie, Lie In The Arms Of Your Loved Ones, If You Must Steal, Steal Your Loved One's Heart And If You Must Cheat, Cheat Death ~*~

~*~ Light Up Another, I Can Taste The Filth Inside. It's The Only Thing That Cleanses My Soul ~*~

~*~ You See The Distant Flame, It Bellows In The Night, You Fight In All Your Name For What You Know Is Right, And When You All Get Shot And Cannot Carry On For You Die, La Resistance Lives On ~*~

~*~ In The Eyes Of A Child, The World Seems Magical. There's A Sparkle In Their Eyes, To Get You To Realise The Darkness In Their Soul ~*~

~*~ You Are So Deceiving, It Stops Me From Believing ~*~