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FunnyCracker

My Poetry

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  • where to start?? well I’ve been in a mental institution pretty much my whole life, due to the fact that I have psychotic outbursts where I stab people in the ey
    39 lines, 1 comment, January 27, 2006. In Adult humor
  • hello all you eligible bachelors,
    I'm Lisa. I'm pessimistic, yet I always try to look for the best in people. I'm stubborn, vindictive, & sarcastic... In the n
    45 lines, 7 comments, October 1, 2005. In Adult humor
  • the mind is an extraordinary thing
    it creates these visions of beauty in our heads.
    25 lines, April 4, 2005. In Other
  • i love my manager a whole lot,
    he taste good when days are hot.
    7 lines, 2 comments, February 13, 2005. In Love, Humor

My Stories

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  • High School has always been a drag, but at least I only have one more year of it left. I walk down the stone steps through the rusty gates, secretly awaits a world of hidden to
    927 lines, 2 comments, January 4, 2005. In <200 lines
  • As I sit in my window cell, I watch as the rain hits the pavement, and streams down the window pane. I just close my eyes and listen to the rain, as I think of Daylyn and if sh
    436 lines, 1 comment, December 12, 2004. In <200 lines
  • 1754 lines, 7 comments, December 5, 2004. In <200 lines, Erotica

Visitor Book

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  • Whoochi : Poptart-addict too on January 29, 2007
    Am a potart addict too....glad there are more of me out there....
  • Darc Raven on July 13, 2006
    "im very random! and i like poptarts, so enjoy!"

    yeah, i'd say that was random... but randomness is fun! Ooo look! birds!
  • funniestcracker on May 10, 2005
    Hiya funnycracker, my name is Jessica, I am a humungous fan of yours. Can you send me an autograph? Where do you live? Whats your name? I'm *1* in your fan club. Don't worry I wont be a stalker or anything. We both live in mn...we should call eachother and hang out sometime. I betcha you are hot! You probably look like a model. Will you do my make up? Please, well I gotta go. I love you,
    FunniestCracker
    Hey would you look at that we pretty much have the same name...wonder where I got that from let me tell you the story, see I had this crush on this one person from mn. I saw her on AP and I just loved her name and her work so I changed it a lil bit and I copied her.

    Thats the end. I love you
  • Indrid Cold on December 29, 2004
    Hello, I can't remember if I told you how I came up with my name, so I think I will tell you right now. (I'm real sorry that has been forever since I got back to you, but I've been so overworked with one thing or another.)
    Well, first you should know that I love it when it rains. Raining is my favorite type of weather. Then, AquaFina is my favorite bottled water. (No joke, it really is my favorite bottled water. In fact, I seriously have a favorite something of just about everything.)
    Anyway, I had this real powerful vision of bottles of AquaFina falling from the sky and that was the rain for the storm. The bottles would hit the ground and the caps would break off, or there would be no caps and it would just spill out after tipping over, OR the bottle would just break and the water would go everywhere.
    Anyway, I had wanted to write a story about it, but I didn't know how to fit everything together. So, I used the idea for my name.
    And that is the end of my story as to how I came up with my name.

    Dominc

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