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FreakOfNatureShow poetry

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Me : AHHHHHHH! I JUST DROPPED MY OREO IN MY
         MILK!!
Rena : hahaha!!!
Me  : Ugh .. now I have to actually DRINK the milk
         ..
Rena : u dunno how odd that sounded 2 me
Me  : ROFLMAO
Me  : But I did drop my oreo in my milk .. o.O
Me  : AND I CANT REACH IT!!
Me  : Eww .. it'll just have to dissolve cuz I aint
         drinking my milk.
Rena : AHHHH
Rena : OK...
Me  : Yummy .. mushy oreo flavoured milk ..
Me  : EWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Me  : NOW I JUST DUNKED MY OREO IN MY MILK AND IT
         HAD A HAIR ON IT, SO NOW MY HAIR IS IN MY MILK!!
Me  : I'M NOT KIDDING! YUCK
Me  : Yummy .. mushy oreo and hair flavoured milk           ..
Rena : i fort ur oreo was mushed
Rena : oh ok
Me  : I have 5 of them deary
Me  : But I just ate the last one [sniff]
Rena : alrighty then...PIG!
Me  : ¬_¬
Me : BLEH! I just drank my hair :'(
Me : I WANT MY MUSHY OREO! WAAAAAH!
Me : This milk tastes gross .. -.-*
















Dad: [reminiscing] Yeah, my old girlfriend was a bit of a pyro .. wait, nymphomaniac.
Sister: Pyro-nymphomaniac? Sounds lethal .. and fun  




























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I feel wierd.



































Do you feel wierd?
































OMG! ME TOO!
























You are SO uncool. Pfft. Go away - LOSER.









































By the way, I am sooooooooo ripping off Diva's (LastHope) author page. Yeah, well, I have nothing else to do .......








































CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!!!!





























-.-* I go now.

















































Hey - do you wanna hear a JOKE!?! I DO I DO!!






































OK - here it is .. Drumroll please ....






























A man walks into a bar. Ouch.






































OMG! Wasn't that like the best joke EVEEER????






































I can see your face -.-* WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING??!?!
































Grrrrrr .. Do you like cheese? I like cheese. Gruyere is best .. *drools* Ahh .. gruyere ..






































I hope you fall off a cliff. The End.






































_MY SPECIAL QUOTES BY MY WEIRD FRIENDS_  















Me (to Fiona): [I'm holding Amy's trifle she has for lunch] I wonder if I throw this it'll explode ..
Fiona: Yeah! Do it!
[I throw the trifle and it lands next to Diva and Amy and then explodes and makes a mess]
Me: Awesome ..






















[on MSN]
Me: Have you heard about the sexual assualter guy wandering around Reading? He looks like a guy who takes my train .. o.o
Diva:  Ooooooooooooh. You'd better watch out. Ah no, its okay. Ur too ugly. [^_^]

















_[on MSN]
Me: OMG!! You sooooooooooo are online .. [pause] OMG!!!!!! You're sooooooo ignoring me .. [longer pause] Jocelyn had a party? I thought she was sick ...
Diva: I'm not. [pause] She's better now
Me: Oh .. will she be in on Monday?
Diva: Yes
Me: Good. Stop talking. In short. Sentences.
Diva: I'm not.
Me: Alrighty then. OMG!!!!!!! That was soooooooooo Ace Ventura .... We watched the Nightmare Before Christmas last night. I so cannot see how you love it sooooooooo much..
Diva: Okay.
Me: The dog was secretly Rudolph who was working for the Mayor. I mean the Mayor's evil face.
Diva: Okay.
Me: STOP TALKING LIKE THAT!!!!!!!! ARGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Diva: Like what
Me: IN. SHORT. SENNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTEEEEEENNNNNNNCCCCCCEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS.
Diva: I'm not, see no full stops
Me: Okay, I quote 'I'm not.' end quote. <<<<<<<<<< FULL STOP THERE
Diva: So
Me: -.-* You are annoying.




















Friends_

*LastHope*
Diva. She is a twisted freak. And my only friend. GERARD WAY IS GAAAAAAAAY. Haha.






















No one.



























No ones brother in law. He's really nice ^^































MEEEEEEEEE!!!!! I am my best friend and don't you say anything about it. I'm awesome xD w00t! Go meeeee!









































































CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!!












































  • Last seen on Nov 16 12:55 AM 2006. Member since November 1, 2005.
  • I'm a peridot parrot poet for 42 comments.
  • My mood is , and quote is "'Don't hit kids - seriously, they have guns now'".
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  • When I'm not writing, I'm a know-it-all crazy penguin person.
  • I have 42 comments, 11 poems, 2 stories

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  • Abby In Chains. on December 11, 2007
    your page amused me so much that i added you as a friend.

    Abby
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    w00t, now I know TWO Chris'. ^^

    xx- Raven -xx
  • x Loveless x on January 15, 2006
    Ooh my God. You poo. ¬_¬

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