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"It's simple, I kill the spiders to save the butterflies. You can't save both - to save both is a contradiction!" ~Millions Knives (Trigun)

"Tearing their bodies to pieces would have been just as nice, ripping bloody clumps from their skeletons, one after another." ~Legato Bluesummers (Trigun)

"I never learned... how to be beaten in a fight." ~Legato

A quote from an AP poet:

"Survivalism of self hate
Got me to this present date" ~ Mr selfdestruct

Oh, and I don't like spiders!

The following is lyrics for the most twisted, most amazing Christmas song I have ever heard! All characters and lyrics are property of Seth McFarlene, FOX Studios, blah blah blah.

Christmastime Is Killing Us by Santa and his elves Ft. Stewie

Santa:
Each bell would peal with a silvery zeal
As the holiday feeling was filling us.
But now instead, all we're feeling is dread
Because Christmastime is killing us!

Elves:
Each Christmas list gets us more and more pissed
Till the thought of existence is chilling us.

Santa:
I'll tell you what. Shove your list up your butt, because...

Santa and Elves:
Christmastime is killing us!

Stewie:
But can't you see that what you do
Is a dream come true?
Can't you see that every smile
Makes it all worthwhile?

Santa:
No, screw you! It's all but through,
There's too much to do.
All those dreams are nightmares
And blank icy stares.

Each little elf used to fill up a shelf
Making playthings and selflessly thrilling us.
Now they're on crack and it feels like Iraq
Because Christmastime is killing us!

Elves:
Each model train only heightens the pain
Of the workload that's straining and drilling us.

Santa:
Fingers all bleed. And look! That guy just peed
Because Christmastime is killing us!

Stewie:
But can't you see our point of view?
We rely on you.
Can't you see that Christmas cheer
Gets us through the year?

Santa:
My whole crew is black and blue.
Can't you take a clue?
You may think I look great,
But I'm twenty-eight!

Santa and Elves:
Each jingle-bell is a requiem knell,
And while you think it's swell, we are toiling in Hell!

Santa:
Take a look, you can tell, as a man, I'm a shell!

Santa and Elves:
Because Christmastime is killing us!
Killing us!
Christmastime is killing us!