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"[The news] Just tells me that people who wake up each morning and worry about EVERYTHING are missing the point.

I really don't give a shit. All the healthcare issues, old people complaining at town halls, moral police etc. Fuck them all. I don't care. Do I choose to become aware? Yes, awareness is important but I don't care. It's all a very small fragment of the big picture. When you crawl out of a shell and see the world you don't care much about that shell anymore.

Now I'm going to eat a sandwich and I'm going to fucking enjoy it. Sandwiches are much better than humans bitching and trying to be important. God I love sandwiches. I'm not going to worry about what's on it I'm just going to make sweet love to it. A true bonding of man and sandwich. Eat sandwiches my friends."
--Lancea Optimus


Yes, you read that correctly. Field Marhal Benjy. Field Marhal is the highest rank of the Unicorn Military of the Horny Horses.

I have temporarily given up my Pirate rank of Captain to become Field Marhal of the Horny Horses. Once this war is over and the evil armies of Lukeira are vanquished, I will return to my life prowling the high seas and preaching the word of His Noodlyness.

Father-Creature : http://kevinedwardrose.com/

Score Of The War (The fair score, no matter what Keira thinks):

Army of the Horny Horses (Good Guys): 4

The Army of Lukeira (Ebil People): 5

Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute.
Gladys Bronwyn Stern

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  • Column: Horny Horses Recruitment Center at allpoetry
    The war against the Lukeiran Army goes strong. In order to make good war, we need good soldiers. If you want to join the Unicorn Army of the Horny Horses, please leave a comment.
  • Column: Things that really, really, really, really, annoy me at allpoetry
    In no particular order.

    I'm NOT sorry if these offend anyone. They are in fact my opinion, and expressing your opinion is nothing to be sorry about.

    I suggest anyone who's ever called me a "hater" to read this.
  • Column: Maniacle, Murderous Benjy at allpoetry
    I had...a FAIRLY disturbing dream last night. I hold no accountability for what happens in my dreams. I'm not THIS unbalanced.

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  • atrophy on October 6
    But you didn't catch me in a lie. A compromise sounds good though, let's put it back to the original score.
  • atrophy on October 6
    You DIDN'T earn a point, yet you gave yourself one. So I gave us one too, to ensure that THIS WAR IS FAIR.
  • atrophy on October 6
    I was trying to HELP you with your raging paranoia, and this is the thanks I get?

    It's 6-4.
  • Bullets on October 6
    Haha, you're welcome!
    <3

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