My full proper name is Field Marhal Captain Benjy Ballerina the Pachirisu of the Unicorn Nation, leader of the Horny Horses, and captain of the SS 4077th and the SS Free Trade. But you may call me Benjy.
BENJY (Everyone's doing one of these, why not me?)
Benevolent General
Evil-
-Ninja-killer*
Justice-bringer
Your overlord.
*That is, I kill evil ninjas. I am not evil nor do I kill innocent ninjas.
http://paranoidspy.deviantart.com/art/Horny-Horses-RecruitmentPoster-138114605
Father-Creature : http://kevinedwardrose.com/
Score Of The War (The fair score, no matter what Keira thinks):
Army of the Horny Horses (Good Guys): 4
The Army of Lukeira (Ebil People): 5
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute.
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- Last seen 7 hours ago. Member since August 10, 2007.
- I'm a diamond love poet for 203 comments.
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, and quote is "Ring a ma do rum a da". - I am a 16 year old girl (United States)
- When I'm not writing, I'm looking up kittens on YouTube.
- Visit my homepage at paranoidspy.deviantart.com
- I am in the groups Poets Against Child Abuse, The Light Board
- I have 203 comments, 6 columns, 38 poems, 1 story
My Poetry
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The poem of a ten year peasant girl in 1353 Spain, in the time of Black Death.
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Quite possibly the closest to Emo I've ever written. Monologue.
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Make way, make way!
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My Stories
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Hey, I was actually able to write-on-command in school!
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- Column: Horny Horses Recruitment Center at allpoetry
The war against the Lukeiran Army goes strong. In order to make good war, we need good soldiers. If you want to join the Unicorn Army of the Horny Horses, please leave a comment. - Column: Things that really, really, really, really, annoy me at allpoetry
In no particular order.
I'm NOT sorry if these offend anyone. They are in fact my opinion, and expressing your opinion is nothing to be sorry about.
I suggest anyone who's ever called me a "hater" to read this. - Column: Maniacle, Murderous Benjy at allpoetry
I had...a FAIRLY disturbing dream last night. I hold no accountability for what happens in my dreams. I'm not THIS unbalanced.
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bluebird. on December 6Salutations, Field Marhal Captain Benjy Ballerina the Pachirisu of the Unicorn Nation, leader of the Horny Horses, and captain of the SS 4077th and the SS Free Trade!
I am preparing my next counterattack. And you?
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bluebird. on October 6But you didn't catch me in a lie. A compromise sounds good though, let's put it back to the original score.
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bluebird. on October 6You DIDN'T earn a point, yet you gave yourself one. So I gave us one too, to ensure that THIS WAR IS FAIR.
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bluebird. on October 6I was trying to HELP you with your raging paranoia, and this is the thanks I get?
It's 6-4.
