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iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiits jakey!!!! (its really jake... i have just been recently given the nickname "jakey")

ha..... Lake Dallas.... Harpool wins..... I think......

SALT THE FRIES!!!!! *inside joke*

SHTUFFEZ 'BOUT MEH!

Favs:
Music
Playing music
Animals
Reading
Food (but I'm not fat... I'm actually skinny)
Poetry

Music:
The White Stripes,
Weezer,
Coldplay,
Radiohead,
They Might Be Giants,
Flight of the Conchords,
My Chemical Romance,
All-American Rejects,
Rage Against the Machine,
Paramore,
Three Days Grace,
311,
The Flies,
Fake RayGuns (my band),
Linkin Park,
Death Cab for Cutie,
The Postal Service,
Foo Fighters (MY FAAAAAVV!!!!)
Hollywood Undead,
Chevelle,
Rise Against,
NeverShoutNever!,
Boys Like Girls,
Anarbor,
Dashboard Confessional,
Rule 34 (Uncle's the singer),
Hagfish(My Dad's the singer),
Switchfoot,
The Fray,
Daft Punk,
Cake,
Blink-182,
U2,
The Muse,
Matallica,
Bob Marley,
Jimmy Eat World,
Snow Patrol,
Gorillaz,
Blue October,
Kings of Leon,
Moody Blues,
Fall Out Boy,
Pearl Jam,
The Offspring,
Green Day


if you noticed what was next to hagfish and Rule 34, congratulations! You are focused!!!
Anyway, this is Hagfish's stuff:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hagfish_band
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM6zd3Q6EIE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1_VtDFH74Q&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auofIEx5J4E&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsecXs0qD0w&feature=channel
There are tons of other songs, I just dont have the time to paste 'em all.
I didn't put up anything on Rule 34 cuz there isn't anything...



Playing Music:
I am in Percussion for Symphonic Band.I would have ever so slightly made the Honors Band in another school, but I switched schools, so I started out in Concert Band. I have a piano ant home and I make songs on my Keyboard.

Here's some of my songs.... i know they suck... but they still RULE at the same time!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ToRh3yVHg (bro and i sing first verse , while cuz and i sing second)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQHdfh1_1n8&feature=channel *it smells down here*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TQQth6LzTc&feature=channel *cook those pancakes*

Animals:
I LOVE PETS AND ANIMALS!!! Um.... I think that's it....

Reading:
I'm currently reading Anne Rice, J. K., and Ray Braudbury... (spell check)

Food:
... No explanation needed.

Poetry:
I recently got into it and I'm still getting used to the fact I suck at it.


Check this out!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Lt3DuyZJw
(im the dude in the back with the long hair!!!! im playing the snare drum)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcyDrDGOubk&feature=related
(on this one, you cant see me, but im the bass drum player)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMdO3aUqD9A&feature=related
(again, the dude with long hair. But this time, i play temple blocks (the cool thing that sounds like mallets being pounded on wood... which is what they are) )



I'M THE HARPOOL LONGHORNS MASCOT!!!!!!


I am jack.... jack is me..... jo mama



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THIS IS DANCING KIRBY!!!!
POST HIM ON YOUR PAGE SO
HE CAN RULE THE DISCO WORLD!!!




( ) Smoked a cigarette
( ) Drank so much you threw up
(X) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) Been arrested
( ) Gone on a blind date
(X) Skipped school
(X) Have someone you love die
( ) Been to Canada
(X) Been to Florida
(X) Been to Mexico
(X) Been on a plane
(X) Been lost
(X) Been on the opposite side of the country
(X) Gone to Washington , DC
(X) Swam in the ocean
(X) Felt like dying....
(X) Cried yourself to sleep
(X) Played cops and robbers
(X) Recently colored with crayons
(X) Sang karaoke badly
( ) Paid for a meal with only coins
(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(X) Made prank phone calls
(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(X) Laughed until liquid came out of the other end
(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
(X) Danced in the rain
(X) Written a letter to Santa Claus
(X) Been kissed under the mistletoe
(X) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(X) Blown bubbles
( ) Made a bonfire on the ice when you were skating
( ) Made a bonfire on the beach
( ) Crashed a party
(X) Gone roller-skating
(X) Ice-skating


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♥_♥_♥___♥_♥_ Put this
♥___♥_♥___♥ heart
_♥___♥___♥_ on your
__♥_____♥__ page if
___♥___♥___ you love
____♥_♥____ someone
_____♥_____ very much

This is Bunny
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(O.o)
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Copy Bunny into your profile if you want to
help him dominate the world!!!!!!

That One Person

There is always gonna be
That one person that no matter
What they do or what they say
or how many times they may hurt you
You just can't let them go because
They just mean so much to you
_If you have ever loved someone so
much, then put this on you page in
memory of them

Ways to Annoy Others
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.*I have cause I am BATMAN*
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage".
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public
consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while
talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and
then pointing it at the screen.
7. Speak only in a "robot" voice
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce
that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch
paper,99 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog "Dog".
15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather
conditions "to keep them tuned up".
16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your
"astronaut training".

Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline.
* If you are an obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
* If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
* If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
* If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want; stay on the line while we trace your call.
* If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
* If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
* If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
* If you are dyslexic, press 969696961001
* If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
* If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
* If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.
* If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep. Or after the beep. Or before the beep. Please wait for the beep.
* If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
* If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are far too busy to talk to you.

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|………..| If you've ever pulled
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|………..| That would be me!
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