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EVERYONE i dont get on anymore ofen so if u wanna reach me wen im not on weather we no each other or not cuz i love new ppl theys my favorite kind.

hi im devon thomas farrar if you don't know me then this is all u need to no if u wanna know more honestly u read WAY TO DAMB MUCH lns but just hit me up and I'll answer as soon as possible Okay I'm a fighter Literally I'm a mixed marcail arts student: I know BJJ mui tie kickboxing wrestling and judo, wich is kinda hypocritical because Im †Christian†,I'm fun, energetic, random, athletic, I have a lot of charisma, my life goals are to graduate from the university of Florida after being a starting wide receiver or halfback,or my favorite defensive end get married and have one kid,and become a police officer as close as it gets to tackling the quarter back opps he fumbled oh well, i guess i'll take the ball....i played defencive end soccer is my favorite sport my favorite food is americanized pizza not the italian stuff i don't like it and most importantly GO JAGUARS!!!!!!!!!!!!! they need to win a super-bowl and i think simms-walker can help them if the line can hold for once i don't like del rio u dont draft a halfback when u have the 2nd best halfback in the league dumbass u pick up a left guard what u think its cuwinsadense tht jones-drew allways has to shake off a tackkle just to get to the scrimage line? but i think alu alu can help us out.lol sorry it was so jumballed up but I'm not fixing it cuz you know us americans we are lazy idiots lol i love stereotypes their so funny I'm from florida origanally and just moved back ya my profile is purple cuz purple is EPIC and no one should think otherwise

I intemidate the offence
i wear down the line
i hospitalize the half back
I cripple the wide outs
i smash the tight end no matter what the fuck they think thier doing
hey quarter back....your my bitch tonight.

a really cool person had this on her profile and i desided t steal it cuz thats just how i role i like her swag ceck it out

*YoU gOt A pRoBlEm WiTh Me?*
♥SoLvE iT♥
*ThInK iM tRiPpiN?*
♥TiE mY sHoEs♥
*CaN't StAnD mE?*
♥SiT dOwN♥
*CaN't FaCe Me?*
♥TuRn ThE fUcK aRoUnD♥


ha this is real cool serinityblue182 had this on their profile lol ima post it.

TRUTH OR DARE-------So here's the deal...You get to ask me *Up to 5 Questions*,
no matter how crazy, inappropriate, or just random, and I promise to answer it 100% truthfully
...now I dare you to repost this and see what people ask you


ha longhornsfan had this and its really cool

92% of American teens today would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you're part of the 8% that would be laughing their asses off, put this in your profile...
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80% of Americans say "I LOVE YOU".

20% actually mean it.

If you honestly are in the 20%, paste this into your profile
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95% Percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5% yelling "Jump B itch, Jump!! i really mean it too jump b itch!!!!!!!!
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~*~'Gold Wrapping Paper'~*~

I received this from a friend who had a choice to make. It said that I had a choice to make too.

I've chosen. Now it's your turn to choose.


The story goes that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree.

Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said,
'This is for you, Momma.

The mother was embarrassed by her earlier over reaction, but her anger flared again when she opened
the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner.

'Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something
inside the package?'

She had tears in her eyes and said, 'Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it until it was full.

The mother was crushed. She fell on her knees and put her arms around her little girl, and she begged her forgiveness for her thoughtless anger.

An accident took the life of the child only a short time later, and it is told that the mother kept that gold
box by her bed for all the years of her life.

Whenever she was discouraged or
faced difficult problems she would open the box
and take out an imaginary kiss and remember the love of the child who had put it there.

In a very real sense, each of us, as human beings, have been given a Golden box filled with unconditional love and kisses from our children, family, friends and GOD. There is no more precious possession anyone could hold.


You now have two choices:
1. Repost this so others can read it or,
2. Ignore it and act like it didn't touch your heart.
As you can see, I took choice No. 1.
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║██║ Put this ipod on your profile if you
║(o)║♫ love music!!
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did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If you repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you. but if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you out again for 5 years........
this thing is stupid i shouldnta put it on my profile but i did so deal with it and fuck off