My all time favorite quotes are:
it's not the end of the world; only life
ABCDEFG Gummie bears are after me.
One is red,
one is blue,
a yellow one just stole my shoe,
when I find him I will sue,
then I will get back to you!!
beer, drugs, rock n roll
speed, weed, birthcontrol,
life's a bitch and then u die,
so fuck this shit and let's get high.
Don't look at the glass half empty,
don't look at the glass half full,
just find the person who drank half your vodka,
and beat the shit out of them
It is better to keep your mouth shut and look stupid,
than to open it and remove all doubt.
Last night I was looking up at the stars wondering...
WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING!!?
Never play leap frog with a unicorn...
Unless you're a slut.
A friend will call you in jail.
A good friend will visit you in jail.
A best friend will be sitting next to you in jail saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME!!!"
If you are the cable company i already sent the money.
If you are my family, please give me money.
If you are my employer, you didn't give me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, i have enough money.
Fo sizzle ma nizzle is a bastardization of "Fo' sheezy ma neezy" which is a bastardization of "For sure mah nigga"
which is a bastardization of "I concur whole-heartedly with you my African American brother."
The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it
ejaculates, but only 10% of it goes into it's mate. So, 360 gallons
are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads...and we wonder why the ocean is so salty.
Try not to swallow the water.
How about a nice warm cup of SHUT THE HELL UP!
Jesus is coming...everybody look busy.
If I'm not back in 10 minutes, avenge my death.
I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time...
wait, have i forgotten this before?
Once a boy asked his dad, Is God a girl or a boy?
His dad said, both.
Then he asked, Is God black or white?
He said both.
Then, the boy asked is god Michael Jackson?
He, who laughs last, thinks the slowest.
What do you enjoy doing while you're bored? Uh-huh...
Well that's all good and fun but this is what I like to do...
Ignore your dumbass!
You know that feeling when a pop-up POPS up into the screen and
you want to throw your computer on the ground and
crush it with your bare hands? Yeah?
Well that's how I feel about your messages...
Does anyone feel bad for pillows? I mean we practically flatten them with our heads and all they get in return is a pile of drool.
:: As Yoda:: Much beer I sense in you!
Beer leads to intoxication,
Intoxication leads to hang-overs,
Hang-overs lead to suffering! Yes!
Much beer, I sense in you!
Somebody took my stapler,
they put me in the boiler room,
and I didn't get any cake.
That's it, this place gets torched!!
Life is.....Well....Life.
Kicks you in the ass and
expects you to smile about it and say,
"Hey honey why don't you do that again!"
Cleaning now.
Sleeping later.
Thinking of you now.
Dreaming of you later.
You know you're drunk when you think the fare of a taxi cab is the clock. It's 57:29 in the morning!
Hey, can you keep a secret? The light at the end of the tunnel is really...it's really a demon infest lava pit. Just make sure you don't tell anyone!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...if it's aimed right.
Of all my favorite things to do,
The utmost is to have a brew.
My love grows for my foamy friend,
with each thirst-quenching elbow bend.
Beer's so frosty, smooth, and cold!
It's paradise! Pure liquid gold!
Yes, beer means many things to me!
That's all for now, I gotta Peeeee!
I am currently walking to my friends house to copy his homework because there is no I in Homework but there is a We!
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then...
it hit me.
There IS a light at the end of the tunnel. It's the headlamp of an approaching train. Gotta run!
You have inspired me... to leave.
I've lost a certain hamster named virginity!
I've got Skittles in my mouth...
Want to taste the Rainbow?
What the fuck does wtf mean?
Sex is like pizza.
When it's good, it's really good.
When it's bad, it's still pretty good!
"Back in my day we only had sex to stay warm."
-Old people
NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!!...ok maybe just a little.
Friends are like condoms... they're there to protect you when things get hard!
If God watches everything I do,
I'm a sinner, and God's a pervert
Women need to be in the mood, men only need to be in the room.
Cigarette: My life sucks. Everyday someone lights my ass on fire, then sucks on me like I'm a Slurpee. Then when they're done, they throw me on the ground and step on me while the rest of me burns to ashes.
Wiener: You think that's bad? Everyday my whole body gets covered in some kind of straight jacket, and I'm plunged into some dark cave. I go back and forth like I'm on a broken roller coaster, and when the ride's over I throw up like a madman!
The future is in your hands. Try not to drop it...
I'm watching a really boring cooking show...Oh wait, that's the microwave!
Loving you is like trying to touch a star. You know you'll never reach it, but you have to keep trying.
How come the cuddly bear in the Snuggle detergent commercial never jumps on my laundry? Bastard.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
I hate when people ask:
Can I ask you a Question?
Didn't really give me a choice there, now did you Sunshine?
I'd rather have my tongue beaten wafer-thin with a steak-tenderizer and then stapled to the floor with a croquet hoop than talk to you.
Jewsih Rules:
1. Never take a front-row seat at a bris.
2. If you can't say something nice, say it in Yiddish.
3. The High Holidays have nothing to do with marijuana.
4. And what's wrong with dry turkey?
5. A good kugel sinks in mercury.
6. Pork is forbidden, but a pig in a blanket makes a nice horsd'oeuvre.
7. Always whisper the names of diseases.
8. One mitzvah can change the world; two will just make you tired.
9. Never leave a restaurant empty-handed.
10. The important Jewish holidays are the ones on which alternate-side-of-the-street parking is suspended.
11. A bad matzoh ball makes a good paperweight.
12. Without Jewish mothers, who would need therapy?
13. If you are going to whisper at the movies, make sure it's loud enough for everyone else to hear.
14. No meal is complete without leftovers.
15. If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it. But if you can afford it, make sure you tell everybody what you paid.
16. The only good thing more important than a good education is a good parking spot at the mall.
17. It's not whom you know, it's whom you know that had a nose job.
18. After the destruction of the Second Temple, God created Neiman-Marcus.
19. WASPs leave and never say good-bye. Jews say good-bye and never leave.
20. Israel is the land of milk and honey; Florida is the land of milk of magnesia.
21. If you don't eat it, it will kill me.
22. Anything worth saying is worth repeating a thousand times.
23. Next year in Jerusalem, the year after, how about a nice cruise?
24. Spring ahead, fall back, winter in Miami.
25. Laugh now, but one day you'll be driving a big Cadillac and eating dinner at four in the afternoon.
26. Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee? Yup, it's in the Bible. It says "Hebrews!"
Tonight, I'm the designated drinker
Yesterday was awesome, everyone was lookin at me, taking pictures, clapping, treating me like i was famous. Then, It hit me, "Were the fuck is my shower curtain?"
Your momma's so fat, she makes Buddha look like Ghandi
Drink apple juice cause O.J. will kill you!
Dying in a corner from lack of social things.
Two men are sitting at a bar. One says to the other, "Dude, I totally slept with your mom!" The other guy tries to calm him down and get him to shut up but he keeps saying, "I sooo slept with your mom!" Until the other guy says, "You're completely wasted, Dad, I'm driving you home."
"It is not we who take secrets to our graves, but secrets that take us to our graves."
- Brian Kozina
You're starting to grow on me...like MOLD.
What inspired this amorous message?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
I went to the store to buy candle holders, but they were all out, so I bought a cake...
Girls Just Wanna Have Funds
"Finish your beer - there are sober kids in India."
Nature Calls... and we're not talking chirps and buzzes here, people.
Childhood is short. Why waste it at school?
Dumbledore dies on page 606. (I just saved you $30 and four hours.)
If loving you is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
Imagine whirled peas.
Most of my writings are about my ex, questions, and other radom things.
Here ish my AP Family:
Mother: Dragondancer. (Don't know if this is still true, but I hope so.
Father: Eyes Like Ice (Ish never on, but has a fucked up life so it's ok)
Sister: A Soul Torn Asunder (There are so many things I want to say here, that I am going to post them near the end)
Brother: Titus (Dude, I swear, he is an awesome writer. I could never write like him. He could challenge god.)
Ex-brother: soulless1 (I don't know why I just don't delete this guy, but he's funny so what the hell)
Cousin: Cinder McKnight (Her writing scares me. It's so deep and there's actually a theme or meaning behind it. She a really cool person to talk to though, so it's all good.)
Evil Twin: Forsakentears (We haven't talked to in a while but she's always been funny, has a great personality, and knows how to be a great friend. What more could you possiblely want in a human being?)
My Bunny Brother ish: Buffsab99 (Oh my god, ok i'm sure you're wondering why he's called my bunny brother and not just my brother. Well, when I first read this poetry, I was hooked...but he wouldn't tell me his name. So I started calling him bunny kuz the first two letters of his AP name are bu. We laughed over it, and now we're great friends. His nickname for me is Tigger. )
My Aunt: Rose Dark Thorn (She's a friend of Dragondancer, so I don't know much about her. We used to talk, but now we don't, so i don't know what's up here)
My Pyscho Friend: XxTotalxChoasxX (This is one crazy chick. Seriously, she has funny quotes like i do on her page and she has a poem about vodka and candy. Plain and simple, she's pyscho)
I'll probbably add more people later lol.
This song below was written by Cherad. He is now my ex-boyfriend, but it is just so cute that I had to post it on here.
Been Thinking About You
Been thinking about you,
all of the time.
Your nose is totally cute,
and your curves are so sublime.
Something that I've missed,
is the way that I get kissed,
when you're feeling rather frisky,
from the hours that you missed me.
Been thinking about you,
been remembering your smile,
I want your name in a tattoo,
in a calligraphic style.
Even tho they hurt like mad,
the pain aint quite so bad,
as the times i go to kiss u but instead,
I get clunked around the head.
Been thinking about you,
cuz you're delightfully adorable,
I love everything that you do,
N' you're completely unignorable.
You're such a wonderful girl,
N' you really rock my world,
right from the very start,
to you I gave my heart.
Been thinking about you,
my gorgeous sweetheart Tina,
we can do anything we want too do,
cuz the world is our arena.
And is there any chance,
I could take you out to dance?
I know you'll never leave me for another,
not even a pesky AP brother.
Okay, here are some cute little things that I found off my Sissy's page (A Soul Torn Asunder) and I wished to post them here. Cheers!
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If you'd like to help this bunny with world domination,
please paste him on your Page
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Ok, now I promised to add more about my Sissy so here it is. We've been best friends since seventh grade, but we are so close that it seems like we've known each other since forever. She's not my actual sister, but best friends just seems like an inadaquete description of our bond so we call ourselves Sisters. We were crazy in middle school, but it was also where we established ourselves. In Seventh grade, or maybe it was eighth grade kuz we knew Demet at the time, we created our saying 'always ask for a watch'. How you ask? By being a retard. We were doing this afterschool play project thing, but we for some reason decided we hate ours so we left. It was afterschool so all the buses were gone and we couldn't walk home kuz it was winter and we lived in two different directions, plus we'd get into major trouble (espically Sissy). So, we hung around the school throwing snowballs at each other and being insane, until we realized we were cold. So, Sissy called her mommy up to come pick us up (Sissy's a good liar by the way) but she wouldn't be there for another twenty minutes. So, we should there on the school curb, shivering our asses off. It's like 20 degrees outside, and we're covered in snow, so we're pretty much frozen. Well, anyway, we see a van, ya know one of those activity bus things, sitting by the curb, so we, well me, Sissy was kind of paraniod, I was just stupid, decided to ask the dude if i could have the time. He gives us the time, then realizes we're cold and asks us if we want to sit in his van until our ride comes. I say sure, like a dumbass, and so we're sitting in someone's van, eating his food, chilling, no idea who this guy is but hey i was warm i didn't care. after a while it kind of donned on me that i could be kidnapped or poison right about now, and i think that's why Sissy looked so scared while all this was happening. It turned out to be ok, though, Sissy's mommy came, we didn't die, and we got our new saying, 'always ask for a watch,'. In eighth grade we became the Experts (of insanity, dementedness, whateverness). I am Evil Fuzzy and she is Unknown. We wrote a lot of scary things that would shock the hell out of the world, such as the Thump Games (inspired by fighting/orgying ants), Todd, The Hilfawious Conversation, the fanfic of Harry Potter being high, The Artemis Fowl Soap Opera, Truth Dare or Romance Twilgiht Style, Todd, Dear Kristina Dear Amanda, blue whales, Butler and blue cheese (so scary), The Sirius Battle (which we lost), Kris Green, The Mob, Dot n Greg, The Expert's Dictionary, The Expert's En-sike-la-pee-dee-a (title ish spelled this way), and many other pyschotic things. We had a lot of fun in middle school, espically behind the red curtain where we went to ditch class. Oh yea, there was this person named Frank who tried to become an Expert too...we spent an hour with him and he runaway from us for the rest of the year (no joke). Then came high school. My Sissy moved away and for a while there we were stuck with talking to each other for like once every two-three months, sometimes even longer. Lots of sad things were written at this time (at least from my end and I'm sure hers as well). Then we each finally got cell phones and now we talk everyday either on AP or on the phone. I'm trying to get her to let me date her friend who she thinks of as a brother, Josh is his name, but she won't let me. One of her reasons is that he's too stupid for me(Shut up Sissy. I know you made a comment here!), though she's probably right, I still want to at least talk with him. We had a three-way text conversation and, to say the least, that was amusing/interesting. So, we'll just have to wait and see. God, there's still so much to add. Various thoughts of the things that I left out are popping around in my head and I can't type fast enough. Crap....ok, i added them. Anyway, we are seriously the best of the best of the best of friends, and we rarely fight. When we do, though, we always forgive each other. Always. Life wouldn't be worth enjoying if the other wasn't there for the other. lol. If you want to know more about The Experts, one of the Experts, or just want to read poetry, please check out Sissy's and Evil Fuzzy's Page. A Soul Torn Asunder is Sissy's screen name and Evil Fuzzy is my screen name (duh). You really should check out my Sissy's page. She has these really cool pictures that are so cool to look at. Her poetry is so amazing. Espically the poem called insane. omg. i was flabbergasted (sp?).
Here are some random things I typed to prove I'm insane.
Another Mystery of Life By: Evil Fuzzy
*ish cold* *needs blankety* *goes gets blankety* *can't find blankety* *cries* *shivers* *ish cold...er* *walks into another room* *ish cold still* *no see blankety* *goes into a room with five blankets in it* *no see blankety* *walks outside* *walks through snow in barefeet* *ish freezing now* *walks around the yard* *sees a deer* *walks up to it* *tries to pet it* *gets antlered* *falls into snowpile* *ish now freezing and trampled* *very bad* *gets up* *walks inside* *walks through rooms* *gets back to computer* *collaspes* *sees black spots* *knows lost a lot of blood* *sees blankety* *ish on back of the computer chair that u wasish sitting on* *ish happy* *feels like a dumbass* *grabs blankety* *wraps self in blankety instead of using ur last amount of energy to call for help* *dies happy*
...so I ask u...is making sure you die happy more important than insuring you live?
Here's another one!
ello. my name is evil fuzzy. i came from fuzzyland. i have a fox as a friend. i have a pink ribbon that i keep in my closet with various death rays pointed at it kuz it scares me. my mommy is a female dog. my daddy is a stork. i have 19 million brothers n sisters, but to mommy it's only me. my boyfriend is a frog, that looks really gross, and i doubt it will turn into a prince if i kiss it. my dog is named chunks and everyone says they blowed him though i'm not sure why they are saying that. my best friend tried to sit on a bimbo and then she made me fly across the room. i think she has issues. the fish is making bubbles that say don't listen to the cat. interesting. a white person named jay rouse dyed his skin black, though i don't see it. tada. i'm not allowed to go into the ocean anymore kuz daddy says there is blue whales in there and i'll get pregnant. stupid horny blue whales, im hot and want to play in the water! ok me have to go play with chunks. i wonder why everyone's looking at me weird.
Love Evil Fuzzy!
I'm so insane. Bye!
it's not the end of the world; only life
ABCDEFG Gummie bears are after me.
One is red,
one is blue,
a yellow one just stole my shoe,
when I find him I will sue,
then I will get back to you!!
beer, drugs, rock n roll
speed, weed, birthcontrol,
life's a bitch and then u die,
so fuck this shit and let's get high.
Don't look at the glass half empty,
don't look at the glass half full,
just find the person who drank half your vodka,
and beat the shit out of them
It is better to keep your mouth shut and look stupid,
than to open it and remove all doubt.
Last night I was looking up at the stars wondering...
WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING!!?
Never play leap frog with a unicorn...
Unless you're a slut.
A friend will call you in jail.
A good friend will visit you in jail.
A best friend will be sitting next to you in jail saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME!!!"
If you are the cable company i already sent the money.
If you are my family, please give me money.
If you are my employer, you didn't give me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, i have enough money.
Fo sizzle ma nizzle is a bastardization of "Fo' sheezy ma neezy" which is a bastardization of "For sure mah nigga"
which is a bastardization of "I concur whole-heartedly with you my African American brother."
The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it
ejaculates, but only 10% of it goes into it's mate. So, 360 gallons
are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads...and we wonder why the ocean is so salty.
Try not to swallow the water.
How about a nice warm cup of SHUT THE HELL UP!
Jesus is coming...everybody look busy.
If I'm not back in 10 minutes, avenge my death.
I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time...
wait, have i forgotten this before?
Once a boy asked his dad, Is God a girl or a boy?
His dad said, both.
Then he asked, Is God black or white?
He said both.
Then, the boy asked is god Michael Jackson?
He, who laughs last, thinks the slowest.
What do you enjoy doing while you're bored? Uh-huh...
Well that's all good and fun but this is what I like to do...
Ignore your dumbass!
You know that feeling when a pop-up POPS up into the screen and
you want to throw your computer on the ground and
crush it with your bare hands? Yeah?
Well that's how I feel about your messages...
Does anyone feel bad for pillows? I mean we practically flatten them with our heads and all they get in return is a pile of drool.
:: As Yoda:: Much beer I sense in you!
Beer leads to intoxication,
Intoxication leads to hang-overs,
Hang-overs lead to suffering! Yes!
Much beer, I sense in you!
Somebody took my stapler,
they put me in the boiler room,
and I didn't get any cake.
That's it, this place gets torched!!
Life is.....Well....Life.
Kicks you in the ass and
expects you to smile about it and say,
"Hey honey why don't you do that again!"
Cleaning now.
Sleeping later.
Thinking of you now.
Dreaming of you later.
You know you're drunk when you think the fare of a taxi cab is the clock. It's 57:29 in the morning!
Hey, can you keep a secret? The light at the end of the tunnel is really...it's really a demon infest lava pit. Just make sure you don't tell anyone!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...if it's aimed right.
Of all my favorite things to do,
The utmost is to have a brew.
My love grows for my foamy friend,
with each thirst-quenching elbow bend.
Beer's so frosty, smooth, and cold!
It's paradise! Pure liquid gold!
Yes, beer means many things to me!
That's all for now, I gotta Peeeee!
I am currently walking to my friends house to copy his homework because there is no I in Homework but there is a We!
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then...
it hit me.
There IS a light at the end of the tunnel. It's the headlamp of an approaching train. Gotta run!
You have inspired me... to leave.
I've lost a certain hamster named virginity!
I've got Skittles in my mouth...
Want to taste the Rainbow?
What the fuck does wtf mean?
Sex is like pizza.
When it's good, it's really good.
When it's bad, it's still pretty good!
"Back in my day we only had sex to stay warm."
-Old people
NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!!...ok maybe just a little.
Friends are like condoms... they're there to protect you when things get hard!
If God watches everything I do,
I'm a sinner, and God's a pervert
Women need to be in the mood, men only need to be in the room.
Cigarette: My life sucks. Everyday someone lights my ass on fire, then sucks on me like I'm a Slurpee. Then when they're done, they throw me on the ground and step on me while the rest of me burns to ashes.
Wiener: You think that's bad? Everyday my whole body gets covered in some kind of straight jacket, and I'm plunged into some dark cave. I go back and forth like I'm on a broken roller coaster, and when the ride's over I throw up like a madman!
The future is in your hands. Try not to drop it...
I'm watching a really boring cooking show...Oh wait, that's the microwave!
Loving you is like trying to touch a star. You know you'll never reach it, but you have to keep trying.
How come the cuddly bear in the Snuggle detergent commercial never jumps on my laundry? Bastard.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
I hate when people ask:
Can I ask you a Question?
Didn't really give me a choice there, now did you Sunshine?
I'd rather have my tongue beaten wafer-thin with a steak-tenderizer and then stapled to the floor with a croquet hoop than talk to you.
Jewsih Rules:
1. Never take a front-row seat at a bris.
2. If you can't say something nice, say it in Yiddish.
3. The High Holidays have nothing to do with marijuana.
4. And what's wrong with dry turkey?
5. A good kugel sinks in mercury.
6. Pork is forbidden, but a pig in a blanket makes a nice horsd'oeuvre.
7. Always whisper the names of diseases.
8. One mitzvah can change the world; two will just make you tired.
9. Never leave a restaurant empty-handed.
10. The important Jewish holidays are the ones on which alternate-side-of-the-street parking is suspended.
11. A bad matzoh ball makes a good paperweight.
12. Without Jewish mothers, who would need therapy?
13. If you are going to whisper at the movies, make sure it's loud enough for everyone else to hear.
14. No meal is complete without leftovers.
15. If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it. But if you can afford it, make sure you tell everybody what you paid.
16. The only good thing more important than a good education is a good parking spot at the mall.
17. It's not whom you know, it's whom you know that had a nose job.
18. After the destruction of the Second Temple, God created Neiman-Marcus.
19. WASPs leave and never say good-bye. Jews say good-bye and never leave.
20. Israel is the land of milk and honey; Florida is the land of milk of magnesia.
21. If you don't eat it, it will kill me.
22. Anything worth saying is worth repeating a thousand times.
23. Next year in Jerusalem, the year after, how about a nice cruise?
24. Spring ahead, fall back, winter in Miami.
25. Laugh now, but one day you'll be driving a big Cadillac and eating dinner at four in the afternoon.
26. Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee? Yup, it's in the Bible. It says "Hebrews!"
Tonight, I'm the designated drinker
Yesterday was awesome, everyone was lookin at me, taking pictures, clapping, treating me like i was famous. Then, It hit me, "Were the fuck is my shower curtain?"
Your momma's so fat, she makes Buddha look like Ghandi
Drink apple juice cause O.J. will kill you!
Dying in a corner from lack of social things.
Two men are sitting at a bar. One says to the other, "Dude, I totally slept with your mom!" The other guy tries to calm him down and get him to shut up but he keeps saying, "I sooo slept with your mom!" Until the other guy says, "You're completely wasted, Dad, I'm driving you home."
"It is not we who take secrets to our graves, but secrets that take us to our graves."
- Brian Kozina
You're starting to grow on me...like MOLD.
What inspired this amorous message?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
I went to the store to buy candle holders, but they were all out, so I bought a cake...
Girls Just Wanna Have Funds
"Finish your beer - there are sober kids in India."
Nature Calls... and we're not talking chirps and buzzes here, people.
Childhood is short. Why waste it at school?
Dumbledore dies on page 606. (I just saved you $30 and four hours.)
If loving you is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
Imagine whirled peas.
Most of my writings are about my ex, questions, and other radom things.
Here ish my AP Family:
Mother: Dragondancer. (Don't know if this is still true, but I hope so.
Father: Eyes Like Ice (Ish never on, but has a fucked up life so it's ok)
Sister: A Soul Torn Asunder (There are so many things I want to say here, that I am going to post them near the end)
Brother: Titus (Dude, I swear, he is an awesome writer. I could never write like him. He could challenge god.)
Ex-brother: soulless1 (I don't know why I just don't delete this guy, but he's funny so what the hell)
Cousin: Cinder McKnight (Her writing scares me. It's so deep and there's actually a theme or meaning behind it. She a really cool person to talk to though, so it's all good.)
Evil Twin: Forsakentears (We haven't talked to in a while but she's always been funny, has a great personality, and knows how to be a great friend. What more could you possiblely want in a human being?)
My Bunny Brother ish: Buffsab99 (Oh my god, ok i'm sure you're wondering why he's called my bunny brother and not just my brother. Well, when I first read this poetry, I was hooked...but he wouldn't tell me his name. So I started calling him bunny kuz the first two letters of his AP name are bu. We laughed over it, and now we're great friends. His nickname for me is Tigger. )
My Aunt: Rose Dark Thorn (She's a friend of Dragondancer, so I don't know much about her. We used to talk, but now we don't, so i don't know what's up here)
My Pyscho Friend: XxTotalxChoasxX (This is one crazy chick. Seriously, she has funny quotes like i do on her page and she has a poem about vodka and candy. Plain and simple, she's pyscho)
I'll probbably add more people later lol.
This song below was written by Cherad. He is now my ex-boyfriend, but it is just so cute that I had to post it on here.
Been Thinking About You
Been thinking about you,
all of the time.
Your nose is totally cute,
and your curves are so sublime.
Something that I've missed,
is the way that I get kissed,
when you're feeling rather frisky,
from the hours that you missed me.
Been thinking about you,
been remembering your smile,
I want your name in a tattoo,
in a calligraphic style.
Even tho they hurt like mad,
the pain aint quite so bad,
as the times i go to kiss u but instead,
I get clunked around the head.
Been thinking about you,
cuz you're delightfully adorable,
I love everything that you do,
N' you're completely unignorable.
You're such a wonderful girl,
N' you really rock my world,
right from the very start,
to you I gave my heart.
Been thinking about you,
my gorgeous sweetheart Tina,
we can do anything we want too do,
cuz the world is our arena.
And is there any chance,
I could take you out to dance?
I know you'll never leave me for another,
not even a pesky AP brother.
Okay, here are some cute little things that I found off my Sissy's page (A Soul Torn Asunder) and I wished to post them here. Cheers!
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If you'd like to help this bunny with world domination,
please paste him on your Page
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Here's another:
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Ok, now I promised to add more about my Sissy so here it is. We've been best friends since seventh grade, but we are so close that it seems like we've known each other since forever. She's not my actual sister, but best friends just seems like an inadaquete description of our bond so we call ourselves Sisters. We were crazy in middle school, but it was also where we established ourselves. In Seventh grade, or maybe it was eighth grade kuz we knew Demet at the time, we created our saying 'always ask for a watch'. How you ask? By being a retard. We were doing this afterschool play project thing, but we for some reason decided we hate ours so we left. It was afterschool so all the buses were gone and we couldn't walk home kuz it was winter and we lived in two different directions, plus we'd get into major trouble (espically Sissy). So, we hung around the school throwing snowballs at each other and being insane, until we realized we were cold. So, Sissy called her mommy up to come pick us up (Sissy's a good liar by the way) but she wouldn't be there for another twenty minutes. So, we should there on the school curb, shivering our asses off. It's like 20 degrees outside, and we're covered in snow, so we're pretty much frozen. Well, anyway, we see a van, ya know one of those activity bus things, sitting by the curb, so we, well me, Sissy was kind of paraniod, I was just stupid, decided to ask the dude if i could have the time. He gives us the time, then realizes we're cold and asks us if we want to sit in his van until our ride comes. I say sure, like a dumbass, and so we're sitting in someone's van, eating his food, chilling, no idea who this guy is but hey i was warm i didn't care. after a while it kind of donned on me that i could be kidnapped or poison right about now, and i think that's why Sissy looked so scared while all this was happening. It turned out to be ok, though, Sissy's mommy came, we didn't die, and we got our new saying, 'always ask for a watch,'. In eighth grade we became the Experts (of insanity, dementedness, whateverness). I am Evil Fuzzy and she is Unknown. We wrote a lot of scary things that would shock the hell out of the world, such as the Thump Games (inspired by fighting/orgying ants), Todd, The Hilfawious Conversation, the fanfic of Harry Potter being high, The Artemis Fowl Soap Opera, Truth Dare or Romance Twilgiht Style, Todd, Dear Kristina Dear Amanda, blue whales, Butler and blue cheese (so scary), The Sirius Battle (which we lost), Kris Green, The Mob, Dot n Greg, The Expert's Dictionary, The Expert's En-sike-la-pee-dee-a (title ish spelled this way), and many other pyschotic things. We had a lot of fun in middle school, espically behind the red curtain where we went to ditch class. Oh yea, there was this person named Frank who tried to become an Expert too...we spent an hour with him and he runaway from us for the rest of the year (no joke). Then came high school. My Sissy moved away and for a while there we were stuck with talking to each other for like once every two-three months, sometimes even longer. Lots of sad things were written at this time (at least from my end and I'm sure hers as well). Then we each finally got cell phones and now we talk everyday either on AP or on the phone. I'm trying to get her to let me date her friend who she thinks of as a brother, Josh is his name, but she won't let me. One of her reasons is that he's too stupid for me(Shut up Sissy. I know you made a comment here!), though she's probably right, I still want to at least talk with him. We had a three-way text conversation and, to say the least, that was amusing/interesting. So, we'll just have to wait and see. God, there's still so much to add. Various thoughts of the things that I left out are popping around in my head and I can't type fast enough. Crap....ok, i added them. Anyway, we are seriously the best of the best of the best of friends, and we rarely fight. When we do, though, we always forgive each other. Always. Life wouldn't be worth enjoying if the other wasn't there for the other. lol. If you want to know more about The Experts, one of the Experts, or just want to read poetry, please check out Sissy's and Evil Fuzzy's Page. A Soul Torn Asunder is Sissy's screen name and Evil Fuzzy is my screen name (duh). You really should check out my Sissy's page. She has these really cool pictures that are so cool to look at. Her poetry is so amazing. Espically the poem called insane. omg. i was flabbergasted (sp?).
Here are some random things I typed to prove I'm insane.
Another Mystery of Life By: Evil Fuzzy
*ish cold* *needs blankety* *goes gets blankety* *can't find blankety* *cries* *shivers* *ish cold...er* *walks into another room* *ish cold still* *no see blankety* *goes into a room with five blankets in it* *no see blankety* *walks outside* *walks through snow in barefeet* *ish freezing now* *walks around the yard* *sees a deer* *walks up to it* *tries to pet it* *gets antlered* *falls into snowpile* *ish now freezing and trampled* *very bad* *gets up* *walks inside* *walks through rooms* *gets back to computer* *collaspes* *sees black spots* *knows lost a lot of blood* *sees blankety* *ish on back of the computer chair that u wasish sitting on* *ish happy* *feels like a dumbass* *grabs blankety* *wraps self in blankety instead of using ur last amount of energy to call for help* *dies happy*
...so I ask u...is making sure you die happy more important than insuring you live?
Here's another one!
ello. my name is evil fuzzy. i came from fuzzyland. i have a fox as a friend. i have a pink ribbon that i keep in my closet with various death rays pointed at it kuz it scares me. my mommy is a female dog. my daddy is a stork. i have 19 million brothers n sisters, but to mommy it's only me. my boyfriend is a frog, that looks really gross, and i doubt it will turn into a prince if i kiss it. my dog is named chunks and everyone says they blowed him though i'm not sure why they are saying that. my best friend tried to sit on a bimbo and then she made me fly across the room. i think she has issues. the fish is making bubbles that say don't listen to the cat. interesting. a white person named jay rouse dyed his skin black, though i don't see it. tada. i'm not allowed to go into the ocean anymore kuz daddy says there is blue whales in there and i'll get pregnant. stupid horny blue whales, im hot and want to play in the water! ok me have to go play with chunks. i wonder why everyone's looking at me weird.
Love Evil Fuzzy!
I'm so insane. Bye!
- Last seen on Feb 23 1:11 PM. Member since December 23, 2004.
- I'm a lapisLazuli dream poet for 343 comments.
- My mood is , and quote is "Only you can kill the demons in your life. If you don't, you lose your life. That's how you play the game.".
- I am a girl from Pennsylvania (United States)
- When I'm not writing, I'm a very weird person with a demented mind.
- I have 343 comments, 2 contests, 35 poems, 3 stories
My Poetry
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Your home is the cruelest place in the world.
In it exists the people who can hurt you the most; your family.
My Stories
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Chapter One: A Piece of Insanity
My love for life started when I was just a young boy. As I entered manhood, something happened in the stables that changed that love to hat -
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buffsab99 : Hi Tigger on May 28, 2008I miss you sister
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Manda Kathryn on May 2, 2007Gotta love your page there darlin'
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Ima survivor on February 1, 2007Oh sure, you can think I have issues all you want...*cough cough* hippo kit *cough cough* LEAP FLOG!! let's play!! RUN FROM YOUR HILLS!!
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half-interested on September 4, 2006I love all the quotes in the begining of your page. I was kind of sucked in and I couldn't stop reading. Have you ever considered a career in hypnosis?
