Epitome Of Man• Show poetry

Update: Recently, you've all gotten away with MURDER. Yes, you heard, MURDER. So, in the coming days... or weeks... probably months, actually, I'll be writing the poem to end all poems. Yes, my poetry's insulted pretty much ever minority group in existence, however, there's one group that's slipped through my fingers. The group to which I refer is YOU. Yes, that's right, you bunch of socially-rejected, hideously-unattractive, unintelligent excuses for (all)poets. I'm hoping to achieve another record number of (negative) comments with this latest piece of literary genius.



Poetry of mine which the moderators banned (for no good reason):

The Paedophilic Poet: An account of one of Allpoetry’s paedophiles describing how he grooms his victims through tactful ‘moderating’. Although the poem drew young poets’ attention to the dangers of Allpoetry, the hierarchy decided it was best to keep the issue a secret. Ignorance is bliss? I don’t think so.

FAT: A poem highlighting the world’s obesity problem. When 1 in 2 Americans are overweight, shouldn’t we be encouraging these larger folk to lose a few (hundred) pounds? Clearly, I was wrong. Apparently heart disease, diabetes, physical repulsiveness etcetera are the norm. I tried.




God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen!
Send her victorious,
Happy and Glorious,
Long to reign over us;
God save the Queen!

O Lord our God arise,
Scatter her enemies
And make them fall;
Confound their politics,
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
On Thee our hopes we fix,
Oh, save us all!

Thy choicest gifts in store
On her be pleased to pour;
Long may she reign;
May she defend our laws,
And ever give us cause
To sing with heart and voice,
God save the Queen!



Some interesting quotes:-

"Peotry is sissy stuff that rhymes." Nigel Molesworth

"The only graceful way to accept an insult is to ignore it; if you can’t ignore it, top it; if you can’t top it, laugh at it; if you can’t laugh at it, it’s probably deserved." Quoted from Harry Lorayne's Secrets Of Mind Power.

"The sound of a harpsichord - two skeletons copulating on a tin roof in a thunderstorm." Sir Thomas Beecham

"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous." Ingrid Bergman

"Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring." S. J. Perelman

"Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half are people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them." Walter Kerr