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***===~~~ Serial Killer of the Week: D.B.~~~===***

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Here's a toast to you and me
I hope we never disagree
But if, by chance we ever do
Here's to me, to hell with you.
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QUOTES (newest to oldest):

"When's Valentine's Day?"
~Meh

Me - "Have you ever tried those apple fries before?"
Katelyn - "They're GROSS! They taste like apples."
Me - "Aren't they supposed to?"
Katelyn - "I guess... maybe."
Me - "Do you not like apples?"
Katelyn - "No, not really."
Me - "But you bought apple fries?"
Katelyn - "... ... yeeeeaaaah..."

Katelyn - "Isn't fall before summer?"
Me - "..."
Katelyn - "No! Wait! Fall is in, like, October!"

"Dude, when people said that I was an asshole, I was like, "Yeah sure, whatever..." but... I just realized for the first time in my life... dude, I really am..."
~Meh

"You hang by a slender thread with the flames of divine wrath flashing about..."
~Unknown

"Why are you so loose with men, fruit flies?!"
~Courtney

"I'm burning myself with a spatula! It's not a spatula, its a sword! Oh what the ... It's a PIZZA cutter!"
~Meh

Me - I'm gonna hit you on the head and knock your point off!
Courtney - *laughs tons* "Don't ever say that to a guy!!!"

"I keep thinking that "I'm insane", but then I realize that I WANT to be insane, thus discarding it. I proved that I wasn't insane by wanting to be insane. Then I remember that most insane people don't think they are insane... Which means I'm insane. Which proves I'm not insane. I'm sane, basically is what that means... I think..."
~Meh

*waves through a window so only hand shows. Passes window and looks at his hand, laughing.*
To hand: "You're so funny."
~Meh

"Poo Crapples."
~Courtney

Lana - "Get your mind out of the gutter!!!"
Me - "Its not a gutter its a fricken CANYON"
Lana - "I dont care if you need a camel just get out, get out now!"
Me - "I dont need a camel, I need an AIRLIFT"

"He can't wear clothes, because he's so large."
~Dunmire

"When a goth dies, God smiles."
~Tabby

"Love is the greatest lesson in life... learn it well"
~Uncle Bruce

"Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?"
~Boring Teacher Guy

"Excuse my French, but Cameron is so tight if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks, you'd have a diamond."
~Ferris Bueller

Principal Rooney - "What's so bad about kids like Bueller is he gives good kids bad ideas."
Secretary Grace - "Makes you look like an ass is what he does."

"Ferris Bueller's on line two!"
~Secretary Grace

"You can trust me."
~Garage Guy

Cameron - "What did I do?"
Ferris - "..."
Cameron - "What did I do?"
Ferris - "...You killed the car."

Druggie - "There's somebody that you should talk to."
Jean - "If you say Ferris Bueller, you lose a testicle."
Druggie - "Oh, you know him?"

"Ferris Bueller, you're my hero."
~Cameron