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Engelbert Humpalot

Generally speaking I write crap. So I'm fairly typical of AllPoetry.com members.

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  • i want to read the rudest, grossest and filthiest things ever. That can't be too hard, can it? No biblical stories.
    550 points, ended November 19, 20 entries In Adult, Humour

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  • LarryATilander : I suppose on January 21
    someone on your favourites list is called a Humpee?
  • echo-ink on January 6
    HI, Hump,
    Even your AP name made me laugh.
    Wanted to tell you your a funny guy, and I did like the poem you entered in my contest,
    I swear in some of my poems too, I'm not prissy, just not for that paticular contest, K ???

    But~~~it really was funny.
  • Cinnarry on March 21, 2007
    LMMFAO @ pork being the main ingredient of sauerkraut. I just spewed coffee through my left nostril hole.
  • Cinnarry on March 21, 2007
    It's quite lovely to be a complete dick instead of just a partial one I would assume.

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