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Doom Fridge: elektra is her stripper name
Captain Mindiferd: ooh stripper? *perks up*
KnightmareOblivion: that was a classic response Mindy
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All About Me Survey from Quizopolis.com
I Am - an easy going guy
I Want - marriage
I Have - a brain
I Wish - to have kids
I Hate - people that endlessly antagonize and get into my business that aint theres
I Fear - dunno
I Hear - nothin. no music playin time to change that
I Search - for that one person
I Wonder - what true love is like
I Regret - starting smoking
I Love - my family
I Ache - my back is sore?
I Always - want to have friends
I Usually - like to read
I Am Not - that bad of a person
I Dance - when i feel like it
I Sing - occasionally
I Never - intend to kill myself
I Rarely - show my true feelings
I Cry - when no one is around
I Am Not Always - happy
I Lose - my sanity often
I'm Confused - about love
I Need - to quit smoking
I Should - quit smoking
I Dream - to have kids and be married

Take This Survey at Quizopolis.com
http://www.quizopolis.com/all_about_me_survey.php
The Name Is David. Read my page to learn something about me.
About Me:

(x) Smoked a cigarette
(x) Drank so much you threw up
(X) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
(_) Been arrested
(_) Gone on a blind date
(X) Skipped school
(_) Seen someone die
(x) Been to Canada
(_) Been to Florida
(_) Been to Mexico
(X) Been on a plane
(X) Been lost
(_) Been on the opposite side of the country
(_) Gone to Washington , DC
(X) Swam in the ocean
(X) Felt like dying....
(X) Cried yourself to sleep
(x) Played cops and robbers
(x) Recently colored with crayons
(X) Sang karaoke badly (Well...not badly. Just out of time with the song )
(x) paid for a meal with only coins (
(X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(X) Made prank phone calls
(X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) Laughed until liquid came out of the other end
(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
(X) Danced in the rain (hey, I TOLD you I’m crazy)
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus
(_) Been kissed under the mistletoe
(x) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about (my family)
(X) Blown bubbles
(x) Made a bonfire on the beach
(_) Crashed a party
(X) Gone roller-skating
(_) Ice-skating

Nickname(s): Davey, DJ, DeeJay, Dave
Single or taken? neither or.
Hair color: Blonde
Eye color: blue with a hint of green
Height (last time you checked): 6' 7"
Glasses or contacts or neither?] glasses

1. Any nicknames: See above.
2. Mother's name: Mom
3. What is your favorite non alcoholic drink? chocolate milk (dont drink it often tho)
4. Tattoos? Not yet but someday
5. Body piercing? none
6. How much do you love your job? i look forward to going to work
7. Birthplace: Mountain Home, AFB
8. Favorite vacation spot? anywhere as long as im with either friends or family
9. Ever been to Africa? negative
10. Ever eaten cookies for dinner? hell yeah!
11. Ever been on TV? Yep
12. Ever steal any traffic signs? No
13. Ever been in a car accident? No
14. Was it your fault?
15. 4 Doors? dunno what this one means
16. Salad dressing? Bleu Cheese
17. Favorite Pie? Pecan
18. Favorite number? 81685
19. Favorite Movie? too many to mention so will name a few. School Of Rock, LOTR Trilogy, and the Harry Potter Series
20. Favorite Holiday? Fourth Of July
21. Favorite alcoholic drink? Jack Daniels or beer
22. Favorite Food? depends on what mood im in.
23. Favorite day of the week? any day i have off
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Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline.



If you are an obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.



If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.



If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.



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If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mother ship.



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If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.



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HELP CRAZY PEOPLE RULE THE WORLD



*poke*



(WARNING: you have been randomly poked by a crazy person please go to your

nearest doctor and get the poked area checked out)



POST IT ON YOUR PAGE (you know you want to)



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"We're A Dying Breed"


Every girl dreams that one day she will find a boy that does these things for her.

Even thesmallest action can have the BIGGEST impact in someones life.



• leave her cute text notes.

• kiss her in front of your friends.

• trust her over everyone else.

• tell her she looks beautiful.

• look into her eyes when you talk to her.

• let her mess with your hair.

• touch her hair.

• just walk around with her.

• forgive her for her mistakes.

• look at her like she's the only girl you see.

• hold her hand when you're around your friends.

• when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her.

• let her fall asleep in your arms.

• get her mad, then kiss her.

• tease her and let her tease you back.

• stay up all night with her when she's sick.

• watch her favorite movie with her.

• kiss her forehead.

• write her letters.

• when she's sad, hang out with her.

• let her know she's important.

• let her take all the photos she wants of you.

• kiss her in the pouring rain.

• when you fall in love with her, tell her,and when you tell her, love her like

you've never loved someone before.



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TO EVERY GUY:



To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"

To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."

To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.

To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.

To every guy who has given her flowers just because.

To every guy that said he would die for her.

To every guy that really would.

To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.

To every guy that she cried in front of.

To every guy that holds hands with her.

To every guy that kisses her with meaning.

To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.

To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.

To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.

To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.

To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours

just to see her for ten minutes.

To every guy that would give his seat up.

To every guy that just wants to cuddle.

To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful

no matter what.

To every guy who told his secrets to her.

To every guy that tried to show how much he cared

through every word and every breath.

To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.

To every guy that believed in her dreams.

To every guy that would have done anything

so she could achieve them.

To every guy that never laughed at her

when she told him her dreams.

To every guy that walked her to her car.

To every guy that gave his heart.

To every guy who prays that she is happy

even if you are not with her.



...This one bulletin is for you...



Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore...

And because of this, there are not many left out there...



i guarantee 90% of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more

about their image



If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed "



If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way

or appreciates nice guys repost this with: "To Every Guy."



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