Electric Elle• Show poetry

WATCH OUT??!!!!!!!!!!!! You're on Eletric Elle's page! RUN............

RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Warning : " Electric Elle' may shock you"

Warning : "Do not stick knives or forks in her unless you're planning to kill yourself"

Warning : "Do not connect positive electrode to negative electrode"

Warning : "Electric Ellen's nipples will not jump start your car"

Warning : "Keep out of reach from small children"

Warning : "Do not drop Electric Elle' in the sink or bath"

Warning : "High voltage: Turn power off before servicing"

Warning : "To be handled by qualified electricians ONLY"

Warning : "Do not repeatedly press Electric Elle's buttons"

Warning ; " Hazard of Severe electrical shock or burn - please de-energize unit Electric Ellen before touching her"

Warning : "Touching Electric Ellen may result in your body hertzing"

Warning: dehydrate monoxide may cause electrical short-circuit, resulting in death* * * *

I'm a man of steel.... and I have a humungous pickle made of steel toooootooo

I'M MR PICKLEHEAD!!!!!!!! and I'm married to Mrs Picklehead , and engaged to Symba and Queen Badass we're all moving to the middle East and riding off into the sunset together

(Andi): I want a pickle Ellen Come and do your pickley husbandly duties.

I think I hear My Pickle Wife calling me to bed


I'm a Gobsmacking Awesomesauce Failure but hey, I'm better at failing than winning, Atleast I have something to be proud about.

I'm really not your average person, I'm (marvelously) weird, retarded, strange, abnormal ??.

I was born this way, and I could become "normal" if I wanted to.... it would take a lot of surgery, I've already been through an awful lot already (it really is shit) and frankly I don't want surgery to be another stereotypical human being. I have every intention of remaining my (quirky?) self.

By now you're probably thinking, "what the HELL IS SHE TALKING ABOUT???" Well to put it all in perspective for you, I was born with an condition call Goldenhars syndrome...

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And by now you're probably all running to google to look up exactly what it is right? YOU SUCK!!!!! I hate google . I look NOTHING like those pictures you'll find on google and if you're smart... you WILL reserve judgements until further notice.

Bah!

I love playing with light... physically and mentally.

When I say physically I actually mean playing with the angle and the colours and the shades of lights.

When I say mentally I actually mean the study of light using pencil and paper.... you know: looking at the sizes,tones and the way they can change the focus on something and so on... . In everything to do with art, whether its a complex dance, a piece of writing or music or theater, one wonders what brings it together? what makes it "art?"

For me, there are two important factors that define the "Arts" :

1) The process a person goes through to make it their "Art";
-- The "creative process" which revolves around the energy people pour into their
work. However to me, it starts on an unconscious level. Such as the movement of
a hand, the tone of voice, a musical idea that just comes without thinking about
it. They were all just "natural" but can play a major role in the "final product".

-- The "thinking process" which is a deliberate thought process by which a person
explores or discovers new or existing ideas or concepts.

2) The final product: is more important for your audience, its usually the only thing
they have to critique your work by, and no individual is the same, people always
look for different things but for me:
-- "Composition" is extremely important as it usually brings the focus to what
techniques the artist has used to create "flow", "structure" or simply to display an "idea"
-- The "Impact" your Art will have on the audience. I think the art works best, if the audience is able to feel emotionally or physically involved with the "art". I usually love arts that "evoke" emotions, or inspire my own ideas and thoughts. The more emotional or "convincing" something is, the more likely it is to have a powerful impact.

OH MY FRUCKING GOD.... I have NO idea why I started raving on about the ARTS, HAHA. Shut the fuck up Ellen.

Uhm, I have a way at looking at life through a lens and analyzing the big picture.... this gives me a slightly different perspective to life.

Okay, I have a difficult time accepting society. I can live "with" society, but theres no way i'm changing the way I behave and the way I think just because a bunch of stupid people made up a bunch of crap "conventions" that have absolutely NO purpose except to make them feel "better" and others feel like shit.


enough rambling for today

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"Without pain we cannot know strength
Without failure we cannot know our gains
Without hope we cannot know dreams
Without dreams we cannot know hope
Without determination nothing is possible.

So fellow friends, fighters against all odds

Chin up, chest out, shoulders back.

March on." ---- by Me.




"If truth were a colour, it would be the colour of dinosaur skin, but then again, no one knows the colour of dinosaur skin.... they can't tell that from the bones "

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Adios Amigo