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Be warned. If you like weasels, don't watch this. If you are curious, watch it anyways!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozWlkypDEPs
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Go to this website for my favorite song by Weird Al Yankovic with hilarious WoW video! video.google.com/videoplay?docid=470265548857355052&q=the+hardware+store%3F
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"And I thought cold toilet seats were bad!!!" -DiStUrBeD93
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I DID NOT WRITE THIS POEM! THIS POEM IS BY BILL WATERSON AND IS FROM HIS BOOK \SCIENTIFIC PROGRESS GOES "BOINK"\ It's a Calvin and Hobbes comic collection. Man, i love those comics! Any way, here's the poem!
Christmas Eve
On window panes, the icy frost
Leaves feathered patterns, crissed and crossed,
But in our house the christmas tree
is decorated festively
with tiny dots of colored light
that cozy up this winter night.
Christmas songs, familiar, slow,
play softly on the radio.
Pops and hisses from the fire
whistle with the bells and chior.
My tiger is now fast asleep
on his back and dreaming deep.
When the fire makes him hot,
he turns to warm whatever's not.
Propped up against him on the rug,
I give my friend a gentle hug.
Tomorrow's what I'm waiting for,
But I can wait a little more.
This poem is written from Calvin's point of view. Hobbes is Calvins stuffed tiger which he thinks is actually alive.
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www.webskinz.com/photoshop_intro/projects/comic/calvin_hobbes1.jpg
go to the website above for a calvin and hobbes strip! it's a pretty good one too!
images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.shovelbeating.org/~ryan/calvin-and- hobbes/ch870118.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.shovelbeating.org/~ryan/calvin-and-ho bbes/&h=427&w=600&sz=65&hl=en&start=10&tbnid=Yj9bAqEB6mFxXM:&tbnh=96&tbnw=135& prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcalvin%2Band%2Bhobbes%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26rls% 3DGGLG,GGLG:2006-07,GGLG:en%26sa%3DN
O my gosh! That's another site for calvin and hobbes....i guess...i think....
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"1,2,5!" "3 Sir!" "3!" -Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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The Kirby dance! (and) kirby wants an olive!
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Everyone needs to watch this! These kids are crazy and funny!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLn45-7Pn2Y
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These are videos that i enjoy watching...i hope you do too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbHF3XwSJJk - Monty Python Lego Camelot Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b4bGAoVR7g - Monty Python Bridge of Death Scene
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eMkth8FWno - Monty Python The Black Knight
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Some sweet anagrams!
Dormitory = Dirty Room
Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
The countryside = No city dust here
Astrronomers = No more stars
Debit card = Bad credit
The Morse Code = Here come dots
Statue of Liberty = Built to stay free
Tom Cruise = So i'm cuter
The Hilton = Hint: Hotel
The railroad train = Hi! I rattle and roar
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These are some actual instructions on consumer products.
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children.
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase neccesary. Details inside.
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness.
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Weird Al's Virus Alert! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzRxkxu5ZKc&NR
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See these people on allpoetry right now! Go do it now! At this second! Pronto!
DiStUrBeD93
Flying-Flamingo13
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General Banks stood in the mess hall, tapping his foot. His men were late. 5 minutes later, one of his soldiers opened the door. "Where have you been soldier?" the General asks.
"Well, sir, I had a date but i was late, so i called a cab and it broke down. Luckily it was near a horse stall so i took a horse and rode it 10 miles. Then it died so i ran the rest of the way here." The General eyes him suspiciously but accepts his tale. 20 minutes later 30 more of his men arrived.
"Why are you boys late?"
"Well, sir," they said simultaneously," we all had dates but we were late so we called cabs and they broke down. Luckily, we were near a horse stall. We all took a horse and rode it 10 miles. Then they died. So we all ran the rest of the way."
"Do i look stupid to you boys?" he asked, his temper dangerously high. After no answer comes, he sends them to get food. 20 more minutes later, one last soldier arrives.
"Why are you late? Let me guess, you had a date but you were late so you called a cab and it broke down-"
"No sir. I did have a date and i was late. I did call a cab but it didn't break down. It took forever to get around all of the dead horses."
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"Now I'm thinking about kittens, kittens covered with spikes. That makes me angry!" -Caboose, Red Vs Blue
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One of the funniest things i've seen in a while.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rYjjZINfVQ8
(O.o)
(>"<)
/_|_\
Paste this bunny on your homepage to help him with his mission to take over the world!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Be warned. If you like weasels, don't watch this. If you are curious, watch it anyways!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozWlkypDEPs
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Go to this website for my favorite song by Weird Al Yankovic with hilarious WoW video! video.google.com/videoplay?docid=470265548857355052&q=the+hardware+store%3F
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"And I thought cold toilet seats were bad!!!" -DiStUrBeD93
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I DID NOT WRITE THIS POEM! THIS POEM IS BY BILL WATERSON AND IS FROM HIS BOOK \SCIENTIFIC PROGRESS GOES "BOINK"\ It's a Calvin and Hobbes comic collection. Man, i love those comics! Any way, here's the poem!
Christmas Eve
On window panes, the icy frost
Leaves feathered patterns, crissed and crossed,
But in our house the christmas tree
is decorated festively
with tiny dots of colored light
that cozy up this winter night.
Christmas songs, familiar, slow,
play softly on the radio.
Pops and hisses from the fire
whistle with the bells and chior.
My tiger is now fast asleep
on his back and dreaming deep.
When the fire makes him hot,
he turns to warm whatever's not.
Propped up against him on the rug,
I give my friend a gentle hug.
Tomorrow's what I'm waiting for,
But I can wait a little more.
This poem is written from Calvin's point of view. Hobbes is Calvins stuffed tiger which he thinks is actually alive.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.webskinz.com/photoshop_intro/projects/comic/calvin_hobbes1.jpg
go to the website above for a calvin and hobbes strip! it's a pretty good one too!
images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.shovelbeating.org/~ryan/calvin-and- hobbes/ch870118.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.shovelbeating.org/~ryan/calvin-and-ho bbes/&h=427&w=600&sz=65&hl=en&start=10&tbnid=Yj9bAqEB6mFxXM:&tbnh=96&tbnw=135& prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcalvin%2Band%2Bhobbes%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26rls% 3DGGLG,GGLG:2006-07,GGLG:en%26sa%3DN
O my gosh! That's another site for calvin and hobbes....i guess...i think....
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"1,2,5!" "3 Sir!" "3!" -Monty Python and the Holy Grail
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Kirby dance! (and) kirby wants an olive!
<(-.-<) (>-.-)> ^(-.-)^
(>-.-)> (*)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Everyone needs to watch this! These kids are crazy and funny!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLn45-7Pn2Y
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
These are videos that i enjoy watching...i hope you do too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbHF3XwSJJk - Monty Python Lego Camelot Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4b4bGAoVR7g - Monty Python Bridge of Death Scene
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eMkth8FWno - Monty Python The Black Knight
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Some sweet anagrams!
Dormitory = Dirty Room
Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
The countryside = No city dust here
Astrronomers = No more stars
Debit card = Bad credit
The Morse Code = Here come dots
Statue of Liberty = Built to stay free
Tom Cruise = So i'm cuter
The Hilton = Hint: Hotel
The railroad train = Hi! I rattle and roar
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
These are some actual instructions on consumer products.
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning keep out of children.
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase neccesary. Details inside.
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness.
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Weird Al's Virus Alert! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzRxkxu5ZKc&NR
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See these people on allpoetry right now! Go do it now! At this second! Pronto!
DiStUrBeD93
Flying-Flamingo13
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General Banks stood in the mess hall, tapping his foot. His men were late. 5 minutes later, one of his soldiers opened the door. "Where have you been soldier?" the General asks.
"Well, sir, I had a date but i was late, so i called a cab and it broke down. Luckily it was near a horse stall so i took a horse and rode it 10 miles. Then it died so i ran the rest of the way here." The General eyes him suspiciously but accepts his tale. 20 minutes later 30 more of his men arrived.
"Why are you boys late?"
"Well, sir," they said simultaneously," we all had dates but we were late so we called cabs and they broke down. Luckily, we were near a horse stall. We all took a horse and rode it 10 miles. Then they died. So we all ran the rest of the way."
"Do i look stupid to you boys?" he asked, his temper dangerously high. After no answer comes, he sends them to get food. 20 more minutes later, one last soldier arrives.
"Why are you late? Let me guess, you had a date but you were late so you called a cab and it broke down-"
"No sir. I did have a date and i was late. I did call a cab but it didn't break down. It took forever to get around all of the dead horses."
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"Now I'm thinking about kittens, kittens covered with spikes. That makes me angry!" -Caboose, Red Vs Blue
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One of the funniest things i've seen in a while.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rYjjZINfVQ8
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Explorer John J. Johnson said that while exploring the islands off the coast of cuba, he was attacked by cannibals. They put him on a spit and started turning him. He was going to be eaten. Suddenly, a drunk4 lines, 1 comment, July 20, 2007
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(This newspaper article was written after one of my cousins articles on AP. Wholly Surrendered. Forget how to spell lol.) / A bank was robbed today by a flock of blackbirds. They flew in through
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