Ebony Wolfess• Show poetry

"Resurrection is for thoes who didn't get it right the first time"
                             ~Otep
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"Fuck a Rubber Duck!" -me

"Aweeeee. Feel the love! It is pink and squishey.. Poke it!" -me

"*sigh* I need a hug... no.. not from you.." -me at the mall

"Public service annoucement.... He Sawed his fucking leg off!!!!" -me Driveing home from the movie Saw w/ Masani.

"haha Cheryl you make me laugh!.... don't do it." -Chelsie

"Well knock me up and call me Sally!" -me, Shouted in the middle of a food court.

"Dude! My car has a sperm army! Kick ass!" -me, driveing home with Scott after skool.

"Everclear + lighter = low eyebrow count" -me, in a conversation with the kick ass -Gelmir-

"... your hair is purple..." - my mum discovering that I had dyed my hair purple. A rather entertaining moment for me.

"jeez you change your hair color everyday!" - Guy in English class
"... my hair has been red for the last three years..." - me
"it has?" - Guy in English
"yes... inbreeding moron" - me (ahh... insulting and violence)

"I have the greatest idea and I think you'll agree.. ok.. two words... coed lockerrooms!" -me
"How is that in anyway an inteligent idea?" - Gym teacher
"Imagine it! I wanna see the guys try to play basketball with a hardon.." -me
(and then I wonder why teachers think I'm a little.... special..)

"You know, fuck you... just fuck you. I hope you misfortunatly wander into the road and get hit by a short bus!" -me

"Just because you've had a hardon doesn't mean you're a man" - Blood and Chocolate

"*moan*" - Puffer

"Girls shouldn't have winers.. its just not healthy.." - Bryan

"1f j00 c4n r34d 7h15 j00 r34lly n33d 70 g37 l41d" - T-shirt hell shirt.

"There is an electrical fence on the line between genious and insanity. I have one foot on genious, and one foot on insanity... My nuts hurt." - Josh Adisna

"Hey, as long as I have a bass guitatrand a leather Jacket, Punk is not dead!" - Stephen Andregg

"Any country can offer me 10,000 dollars and sure, I'll be patriotic for them!" - Me

"You egg eating Demon from hell!" -Me to Logan

"I hope the haster mafia sneeks into your room at night, and eats your potato!"  - Me to Eric

"Dude.. you're such a speck" -Me to Eric
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ummmmm, where to begen. hi I geuss. I'm Cheryl. Werewolf Artist... and a few other things. Here is the easy run-down on me...

Name: Cheryl Elaine Houser (note the awsome 666 number trick, thanks aunt..    

Nick Name(s): Ebony Night, Ebony, Ebby, Dory, Psycho, Wolf-girl, bitch, reject, dumb-ass, stoner, misfit, Smiley, fucker, cutter, Slicey, killer, freak.... the list goes on... and I thank all of those for my more vulger nick names.. means alot.  

Sex: Female

Age: 17

Birthday: January 28, buy me things!

Status: happy?

Hobbies: Drawing, Acting, reading, starting mosh pits in places they really shouldn't be started (ex. fancy resturants, skool halls..), breaking into loud annoying songs at random moments (Cant explaine all the feelings that you're makeing me feel!), random emergancy sureries, stareing at walls for a strange amount of time, debateing religion, and researching religions/mythology.. cuz I have no life.  

Favorite food: ummmmmmm... food it food so long as it isn't bug-on-a-stick or peas.... but I'd have to say, I dunno.. pop-tarts maybe? oh! or sweet-n-sour chicken! mmmmmmmmm. *drool*

Drink: annything with caffine, coffee, coke, mountain dew, and the code red stuff.  

Piercings: two in each ear lobe. the two upper holes gauged to an 8 and the two lower holed gauged to a 2.. More piercings to come cuz I love piercings.  

tattoos: once again, my fucking tat scabbed out. soooo Imma' probably get bored and try again. :mutters:

hair: orangish red, the bangs and the underside are black

Music taste: Metal, but everyonce in a while I can do with some classical or folk... so I can go from Killswitch Engage to Enya in a snap. Be afraid.

Sample list of the favs (in ABC order):
AFI
Alice Cooper
A Perfect Circle
As I Lay Dieing
Cradle of Filth
David Bowie
Dimmu Borgir
Dio
Enya!!! (muaaahahaha)
Evanesence
Eve 6 (Wanna put my tender heart in a blender watch it spin round to a beautiful oblivian!)
Forever Goodbye Letter
From These Ashes (love you bubble boy!   )
Finger 11
Godhead
Godsmack
Greenday
HIM
Hyphema
Kidneythieves
Killswitch Engage
KISS
Kittie
KoRn
Lacuna Coil
Led Zep.
Lostprophits
Marilyn Manson
Metallica
Mindless Self Indulgence
Misfits
Murder Dolls
My Chemical Romance
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
Nocturne
Opeth
Otep
Ozzy
Pantera
Pearl Jam
Placebo
Pink Floyd
Purcifer
Rammstien
Rasputina
Ray Charles
Rob Zombie
Rush
Seether
Shinedown
Silverchair
Slipknot
Soundgarden
Stained
Stevie Nicks
Switchfoot
The Cure
The Doors
Three Doors Down
Tool
Type O Negative
White Zombie

more to come when I have time to sit and think on it

Likes: Wolves, werewolves, reading, my few but great friends, the rain, the snow, going for late night jogs in the woods, history, RPG games, shooting games (like Delta Force), listening to music, writeing, thinking of poetry, drawing, piercings (I find strange piercings to be rather kinkey.. haha, depending on how strange that is) roses, penguins, birds of prey "talking" to the local coyoties (a.k.a howling like a maniac), driving, parties, and cuddeling...

Dislikes: Normaly, people in general.. loud high-pitch sounds, People who call wolves "beasts that should be killed", people who blame violence on the music (it is our own damn faults), cheaters, suck-ups, englist reports, Bio reports, rap, pop, wanna-be's, people who say they are something or do something just to "look cool", preps, people who judge by looks not spirit, school, being alone, feeling useless, having mood swings, having headaches, getting hit, getting pushed around, having my pride hurt, people who want the world to match up to their standards (that was brought on by a girl who made a comment I dis-liked the other day... I couldn't help but call her Hitler), needles (shots), and bugs...... I hate bugs... and i'm terrified of cockroaches..

ok, that is your basics, onto the more detailed shyat:

My life mainly consisted of moving aroung alot. My dad was in the U.S Marine Corps for 20 years and five days to be exact. wow.. he retired.. woo-hoo. anywho, moving on. After all that fun stuff, we moved here, to the great Nelson. It is in the middle of nowhere... and full or idiots. yep. life is grand. yay for our side! but, I get by with me great and few friends. ^.^ Paws up to all you guys! yup-yup!

My art...  I dunno. I have always been a bit obsessed with werewolves my whole life. Also, looking back in my family history, a few of my Irish relitives were usually the ones blamed for being the local werewolves. or... atleast I think that was them. who knows. I could just be insane. yay. So, I draw em' and stuff. I'm told i'm pretty good, I guess. oh, yea, and my personal character, or my inner were-figure, is Ebony Night, thus, the whole Ebony thing. I find that I get asked about that alot. O.o

As for my poetry... It is more of freewriting, or ranting. Mainly just thoughts and words slaped onto paper when I find my art isn't getting some inner demons out. So, a bit of it may have no sense, no balance, and really make no sense. But hey. thats ok! ^.^

"Blood boils black and it fules my agression, Feasting on your flesh you are my obsession" ~From These Ashes 'Blood Boils Black'

You know... when you burn a spider it kinda smells like burnt hot-dogs from hell.

well, when i get bored or have more time I'll add more to this thing. till then.
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Ok Time for me, Masani, to tell you about the sensative side of my dear Ebby.

She has a severe weakness for handcuffs and Puppy (another dear friend who we will keep anonymous).

She gets upset if you mention any of her ex-boyfriends(expecially the ones who were total a$$holes, which there are many of).

And on a final note, HER WEAKNESS IS MILKA!!!!

ok i am done.
                    With love,
                        Masani
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Ummmm... oook...

A ) the whole handcuffs and puppy thing is a joke a friend and I have... Love ya to death Puppy. (yea, we all call him puppy)

B ) So what... I can be very emotional although I try to hide it alot.

and C ) MILKA ISN'T MY WEAKNESS!!!! it just tastes good.

so take that evil Masani!

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yea. bordness settles again.

School is pathetic.

weeeeeee

you see. this is all happening so fast that you have no friggen idea what is goeing on!!

more weeeeeee

I woke up with the Folgers song stuck in my head..  
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Shit has been burnign in my mind...

*sigh*
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scurry, sniff,....FLINCH....scurry, sniff,....FLINCH!!!!!

Guess what!?! im going to see the SpongeBob movie!!!!*stops and thinks* is that a good thing?...YES couse im going to see it with Chris!!!!(he says hello)

and before i say goodbye in must say this and only this..........
*POKE* ALIEN RAPE TIMES TWO!!!!!!

                       lol(lots of love)
                            Masani
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