A brief description:
I write about duck, alot has been influenced by certain mind altering drugs including but not limited to alcohol, but then also at the same time, i have a few rare serious poems usually about something morbid. Either way, what i do is particularly varied however quite acquired in terms of style, humour and popularity. You'll either love it, or hate it.
Saying that, i have too many poems, written off the cuff of boredom and/or sheer insanity, some of which are far from okay, far from normal and probably even far from funny, however for some reason i felt compelled to leave them and refrained myself from deleting anything i have written that is deemed somewhat 'unusual'. A tip, if you want to view the wheat from the chaff i've compiled a list of my personal favorites, both serious and comedy poems below at the bottom of this section.
'Some say im a comical genious, others just laugh at me'
Heres a list of some of my 'best' poems to narrow it down a little for you since i have over 90 and theres alot of crap, two categories, serious (some of them, well, the ending not so much) and humour (90% of which are about ducks), enjoy;
First, the serious ones:
Death
Drug Fueled3
Out of control
Die
Regret
Suffer
Condemned
Another happy ending
10-Pin
Second, the humour ones:
pIRATE
Sandwiches
Super Duck
Phat
The food store
Babies
Brown Skys
The Plank
Shows how much it changed me.
Larrys life story
Duck O'BT
I write about duck, alot has been influenced by certain mind altering drugs including but not limited to alcohol, but then also at the same time, i have a few rare serious poems usually about something morbid. Either way, what i do is particularly varied however quite acquired in terms of style, humour and popularity. You'll either love it, or hate it.
Saying that, i have too many poems, written off the cuff of boredom and/or sheer insanity, some of which are far from okay, far from normal and probably even far from funny, however for some reason i felt compelled to leave them and refrained myself from deleting anything i have written that is deemed somewhat 'unusual'. A tip, if you want to view the wheat from the chaff i've compiled a list of my personal favorites, both serious and comedy poems below at the bottom of this section.
'Some say im a comical genious, others just laugh at me'
Heres a list of some of my 'best' poems to narrow it down a little for you since i have over 90 and theres alot of crap, two categories, serious (some of them, well, the ending not so much) and humour (90% of which are about ducks), enjoy;
First, the serious ones:
Death
Drug Fueled3
Out of control
Die
Regret
Suffer
Condemned
Another happy ending
10-Pin
Second, the humour ones:
pIRATE
Sandwiches
Super Duck
Phat
The food store
Babies
Brown Skys
The Plank
Shows how much it changed me.
Larrys life story
Duck O'BT
- Last seen on Oct 10 7:12 PM. Member since July 25, 2003.
- I'm a diamond love poet for 202 comments.
- I am a 21 year old guy (Great Britain)
- When I'm not writing, I'm a im drinking..







- I have 202 comments, 98 poems, 1 story, 2 philosophies
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i stood and sucked a lime, my hands limber37 lines, 3 comments, February 24, 2005. In <200 lines, Humor
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Phoebe on April 18, 2004quack
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Acadia on April 17, 2004Ducks are so cool. I just love 'em. In my mind, there's a special place where ducks in pink tutus smiw in a pond filled with jello. And also, they eat the goldfish that live in the pond. You know the goldfish that smile back? Yeah, that's what its like in my mind, you should come and visit. I promise not to bite(hard.) But you might want to be careful, I have some pretty evil ducks, and I like 'em that way
~Acadia~
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numbhart09 on April 17, 2004lol love the profile.....ducks ROCK lol..seriously i love ducks..i actually have 2 pairs of duck socks ( ok you didnt need to know that) lmao..o well ..i find this very ammusing.
-brittany-
