DuchessAura of Brie• Show poetry

Hey everyone, go visit my AP twin, Fallen--angel, she needs some advice, shes new to the site! heres the link, and thanks in advance:
allpoetry.com/poet/fallen--angel

One thing first, remember that you don't know me well enough to judge me,
exept for trillian, fallen--angel, cheeky paper, and a few selceted others.


I KNOW THIS IS LONG BUT IT IS SO WORTH READING. TRUST ME. IT IS FILLED WITH FUNNIES!

I LOVE NIGHTWISH! fave song is Elvenpath
THINGS I LIKE:
Music: A Poem By Garfeild:
Nightwish You can growl in my face,
Gorillaz you can lick my head
most of the things on Dasha's computer but if you touch my food
Movies: consider yourself dead
Airplane
some russian movies
Scary movie 1,2,3
The Nightmare Before Chirstmas just warning you, im better
Harry Potter seires at writing dark poetry than
others that i can'think of right now anything else
Books:
Once Upon a Marigold
anything to do with dragons, magic, ect
Seires Of Unforchunate Events
Misc:
Garfeild
Simpsons
and other things

THINGS I HATE:
spiders
big spiders



quotes and funnies:


"my daddy lets me play in the evidence locker"---ralph


So you tried and you failed. The lesson is, never try." Homer simpson


"Celeraly! If siecence could find a use for it, we wouldnt have to eat it!"
"diet getting to you garfeild?"






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THE MATRIX

Take the red pill, and I show you just how far the rabbit hole goes.


It was inevitable...


Why oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill?


Mr. Anderson... surprised to SEE me?

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ALIEN AND PREDATOR

You are one ugly mother f.ucker...
--Predator series


LDLODJBVIEOSLFJVHVHNSHASFSEETGUIHONKTRPEPCLBVKJHGJDJDHDHHDQQQQQQ!!!!
--The Predator

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SALAD FINGERS

Hubert Cumberdale! You taste like soot and poo.


The feeling of rusty spoons against my salad fingers is almost ORGASMIC.


I like it when the red water comes out...


Your body is so much FUN. I just want to give you a BIG stroke... Little sis, you've gone flat. And... and you're all gooey! I shan't play with you until you've had a WASH.


What's wrong? Do you not like it when the mouth words come out?

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OTHER RANDOM SAYINGS

I know Karate!.... and 6 other chinese words!


Variety is the spice of life.


The answer to life the universe and everything is 42!!


Never underestimate the power of the SCHWARTZ!


There is nothing better except to love and be loved.
--Moulin Rouge


Life is like a warm bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.


If I had a hammer... [scene missing]



I'm really not stupid when you're not looking!!



I like S-H-I-N-Y things...



I don't mean to be rude... but you have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone directory!
--Jim Davis (Garfield)



Anything will taste good when you're hungry.




If I had a dollar for every brain you had, I'd have a dollar.




Why the hell is there such thing as sponge cake??




If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?




Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?




Laws were made for one reason: to be broken.




If you lick a rabbit's nose, your tongue will taste funny. What does your tongue normally taste like?




Between the age of 18 and 24, the average woman will change her hairstyle 20 times.




Onions were so highly regarded in Egypt that one variety was worshipped as a god.




The wind speed in your nose is 4 mph. When you sneeze, it reaches the force of a hurricane.





Americans exposed to over 1,500 ads will spend a year and a half of their life watching tv commercials.




Ancient Egyptians correctly thought dental cavities were sent by the gods.





A towel is the most valuable thing in the UNIVERSE!!!





Hee hee... Dying tickles!
--Ralph (the simpsons)





You're not my mommy! You smell like dead bunnies!
--Also Ralph




That's where I saw the leprechaun! He told me to burn things...
--And Once Again, Ralph




There's a small village in Texas missing an idiot.





If we're not supposed to eat humans, why are we made of MEAT?




GASP! My pie was gone!




But crime is a shit that needs wiping up!





The first coin minted in the U.S. bore the motto: mind your own business.




We created a new breed of dog! We bred the Bull Dog and the Shih Tzu! We called it the...





"Look! A decoy!" "Where?!"


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A man is driving and is stopped by a police officer.
The officer says, "Sir, I've been watching you drive
and have decided that I will give you with this $5,000
Safe Driver Award. How will you spend the money?"
The man thought for a moment and said, "Well, I guess
I'll buy that driver's license."
The woman in the passenger seat leaned over and said
to the officer, "Don't pay attention to him; he's
always a smart-ass when he's drunk and stoned."
The man in the back seat said, "Now we'll never get
rid of these stolen drugs!"
Suddenly, a muffled voice coming from the trunk of the
car said, "Are we over the border yet?"

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he did what?! hold on i have anoughter call... HE DID WHAT!?

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ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME. you have no chance to survive. make your time... MWAHAAHAAHAA!
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love me. fear me. bite me.

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shotgun? what shotgun?

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be nice to everyone... you dont know whos on your jury.

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be nice to your kids... they chose your retirment home.

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i know karate... and 6 other chinese words.

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the answer to life the universe and everything is........42

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the greatest thing in the world is to love and be loved.

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il think of more later....

basically im weird and nice and many other things.


my freinds on ap:
Barka-n-Binks
Poem Prince
Sky Black
Trillian
CHAx2
jr14poetWHMS
and other that i cant think of right now.
s and s to you all!

AP family:
aunt: Alone I Stand allpoetry.com/Poets/alone%20i%20stand
step-mother: Cheeky paper
Awesome person and always there to support me. i love you! allpoetry.com/poets/Cheeky%20paper
Sister:Moonlightchaos