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*_Marrage is For LOVE!!!!_*

Salvete Ad Municeps Cantor.
salvete Ad municeps Adoro Camena.

name:             Decessus D if you like
age:              17
socail status:         loner/goth/geek (that's what i hear so far)
martial status: single
job:  student librarian
yahoo ID:         decessus2004 or Madproffesor_2003(yes i know it's spelt wrong)
fav. bands:       cradle of filth, french orcestra,alice in   chains,evanessance,linkon park..and shit loads more.

fav. poets on here:  kittiekat24667,thepoemsofkay,cuteness,avoicewithin
fav. motto:           the quest for knowledge cannot be given only inspired.


fav. story:     Its a sad, but yet true story!!

girl and a guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road...
Girl: Slow down. Im Scared

Guy: No this is fun

Girl: No its not. please its 2 scary!

Guy: Then tell me u luv me,

Girl: Fine I luv u. Slow Down!

Guy: Now giv me a BIG hug

*Girl hugs him*

Guy: Can u take my helmet off & put it on? Its buggin me

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed on the side of the road because of break failure. 2 ppl were on it but only 1 survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realizd that his breaks broke, but he didn't want 2 let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug 1 last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die..

heres a little sumthin somethin that makes you roll its just so damn funny!!!

BEER CONSUMTION

The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such as:

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).

WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Thor.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an disruption in the space-time continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to "disappear."

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy


here are some sayings

nobody's a virgin life screws us all

it's not good
it's not bad
it's kinky

some do...
some don't...
i might.  

horny jews make for bad playmates.

wemon have one brain between them and
they fight to give it up.
-chad meeks-

only when isolated may humanity be perfect

we aim to please
betweeen the knees
no cumstains please
-chad meeks-

it's only kinky the first time

kinky's using a feather
perverted is using the whole chicken.

this is a work free high zone.

i do whatever the rice crispies tell me to.

i'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet.

you say I'm crazy like it's a bad thing.

throughout life the only ceertinty is that you will die.

only through pain can one find pleasure.
             -buddha

i'm only smiling because you don't know where to look for your uncle.

the only reason you look down on me is because i'm still sitting.

if you lick it, they will come.

One half of the world doesn't know how the other live.

the only great threat is humanity itself.

all our knowledge merely helps us die a more painful death than the animals that know nothing
                                  -M. Maeterliack-


I cannot forgive my friends for dying; I do not find this vanishing acts at all amusing.
                                              -L.P. Smith-

A rat who gnaws at a cat's tail invites destruction.
                                             -Chinese Proverbs-

God uses the Bibles against Lucifer, but we never hear Lucifer's side of the story.
                                         -mark twain-

when a man wants to kill a tiger it's called sport; when a tiger wants to kill a man it's called ferocity.
                                               -G.B. Shawa-

the happiest man knows nothing.
                           -latin proverb-

only evil knows what good thinks.
                           DTM

the ignorant pray upon the intelligent.
                            DTM

humans destroy everything in thier blind path for future greed.
                                                       DTM

you say i'm not normal but have you looked at your world lately.
                                               DTM

am I crazy or am i the only sane person left.
                                 DTM

I'm a blind man among the deaf.
                                   DTM

it's a good party if you don't remember last night, it was a great party if you can't remember last week.

                                 DTM

Can i lick your special places.

                              DTM

To the world you may be one person, but to
one person you may be the world.

                                  BROKENSHARD

                       well laters