DepressedCozOfHim• Show poetry

YOU WAKE UP IN A RED ROOM WITH NO WINDOWS OR DOORS DON'T PANIC YOU'RE IN MY HEART.

I'm not stupid.
I just lack common sense.
I'm not a poser.
I just love music.
I'm not miss popularity.
I just have a lot of friends.
I'm not mean.
I'm just honest.
I'm not insecure.
I just don't trust people.
I don't ignore you.
I just don't give a fuck.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"

friends help you up when you fall, but best friends laugh and say "Walk much dumb ass?"

there is a young girl in Sunday school and her teacher wants to ask her 3 questions
1. her teacher asked her "who created the earth we live on"
a boy pokes with a pencil and she yells "god almighty". the teachers says "thats right"
2. the next question that the teacher asks her who died on the cross for our sins? the boy pokes her again and she yell "Jesus Christ". her teacher says "that right"
3. the last question is. "What did eve says to Adam when they were making babies. the boy pokes her again and she yells "i swear to god if u poke me with that thing one more time i will break it in half"

this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is loser cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
go back to the top and read the 3rd word of each line.

Your friends will wipe your tears after a boy rejects you. My friends will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?

Broken down in bars and bathrooms, all I did was what I had to, don't believe me when I tell you, it's just what anyone would do, take the time to talk about it, think a lot and live without it, don't believe me when I tell you
it's something unforgivable, best friends means I pulled the trigger,
best friends means you get what you deserve

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."