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WARNING: IF YOU READ YOU MIGHT LOSE YOUR HAPPINESS FOR A WHILE!!!!

My name is Bitch, Hey You!, Girl Over There, Smartass, Pain in the Ass, and Youngblood (Ludus Tonalis), but my friends call me Sam. I'm 19 yrs old. I live in the South. I like to read, write, listen to music, and ride my horse(when he isn't hurt). I started college in Aug. of 2007. I love Sci-Fi and Horror books, movies, anything really. I read a lot of books. I'm different from all my friends. I love my friends and the only 2 that I tell pretty much all my shit to are Jill & Nicole. Their personalities are the closet to mine. I hate people who try to judge me when they haven't talked me. As a Rule I hate everyone before I get to know them. Just because I might be nice to you doesn't mean I won't be a total Bitch to you. If i get to know you and I don't like you, trust me I WILL tell you. I'm not afraid to. But if I hate you, I'll be the Queen Bitch to you. So just BEWARE: Queen Bitch when hated!!!!! I don't care if you hate me, just don't start shit with me. Just because we talk on the internet doesn't mean that I'm not tempted to hunt you down and beat you to death. I'm naturally a violent person. I cuss a bunch and don't care what you think of me. I'm not afraid to speak my mind. I love gay people. They are the coolest people in the world because they will pretty much tell you how it is. They don't care what the world thinks of them and I admire that. If you have any questions about me I'll answer them (most of the time). If I seem to be in a Bitchy mood nine times out of ten I am.

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Well, SHIT!!!

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.


You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days ar e colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.


Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit and there are times when you feel like shit.


You can have too much shit,not enough shit,the right shit,the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.


You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit,or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!

Well,Shit,it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........

Well, Shit Happens!!!

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Quotes:

"Sarcasm and being a smart-ass are wonderful things. However, It's not nice to play with un-armed people."
-xx The Fallen xx (Mel)

"Just because you an ACT like a Bitch doesn't make you one, you should learn from the Queen Bitch if you want to becoem one!"
-Me

"Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful."
- A WALK TO REMEMBER

"Close your eyes and keep your mind wide open."
-Bridge to Terabithia

"Never say hate, instead say despise you with a passion."
-Me

"I'm not stupid I just happen to be the purest form of fail in exsistence."
-harlequin shadow
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Imma Southern Belle

Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and
a
conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH"
them.

_____



Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard
greens, turnip greens,
peas, beans, etc., make up "a
mess."

_____



Only a Southerner can show or point out to
you the general direction of
"yonder."

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Only a
Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is, as in: "Going to
town, be
back directly."

_____



Even Southern babies know that
"Gimme some sugar" is not a request for
the white, granular sweet substance
that sits in a pretty little bowl in
the middle of the
table.

_____



All Southerners know exactly when "by and by"
is They might not use the
term, but they know the concept
well.

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Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the
best gesture of solace
for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot
fried chicken and a
big bowl of cold potato salad. If the neighbor's trouble
is a real
crisis, they also know to add a large banana
puddin!

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Only Southerners grow up knowing the di
fference between "right near"
and "a right far piece." They also know that
"just down the road" can be
1 mile or 20.

_____



Only a
Southerner, both knows and understands, the difference between a
redneck, a
good ol' boy, and po' white trash.

_____



No true
Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn
signal is
actually going to make a turn.

_____



A Southerner knows
that "fixin" can be used as a noun, a verb, or
an
adverb.

_____



Only Southerners make friends while
standing in lines, .. and when we're
"in line," we talk to
everybody!

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Put 100 Southerners in a room and half of
them will discover they're
related, even if only by
marriage.

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In the South, y'all is singular, all y'all
is plural.

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Southerners know grits come from corn and
how to eat them.

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Every Southerner knows tomatoes
with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are
perfectly wonderful; that red eye
gravy is also a breakfast food; and
that fried green tomatoes are not a
breakfast food.

_____



When you hear someone say, "Well, I
caught myself lookin'," you know you
are in the presence of a genuine
Southerner!

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Only true Southerners say "sweet tea"
and "sweet milk." Sweet tea
indicates the need for sugar and lots of it -- we
do not like our tea
unsweetened. "Sweet milk" means you don't want
buttermilk.

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And a true Southerner knows you don't
scream obscenities at little old
ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You
just say, "Bless her heart",
and go your own
way.

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To those of you who are still a little
embarrassed by your Southernness:
Take two tent revivals and a dose of
sausage gravy and call me in the
morning. Bless your
heart!

_____

And to those of you who are still having a hard time
understanding all
this Southern stuff, ... bless your hearts, I hear they are
fixin' to
have classes on Southernness as a second
language!

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And for those who are not from the South
but have lived here for a long
time, all y'all need a sign to hang on y'alls
front porch that reads "I
ain't from the South, but I got here as fast as I
could."



Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are
fahevah !



Now...... Shugah, send this to someone who was raised
in the South or
wish they had been!



If you're a Northern
transplant, Bless your little heart, fake it. We
know you got here as fast as
you could

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"To Every Guy...

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours
just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful
no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared
through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything
so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her
when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy
even if you are not with her.



...This one bulletin is for you...


Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore...
And because of this, there are not many left out there...

i guarantee 90% of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image

If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed "

If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way
repost this with: "To Every Guy...

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1 bright day in the middle of the night ,
2 def boys came out to fight.1 was blind the other couldn't see,They called a dumby as the referee.Back to back they faced eachother,Drew their swords and shot eachother.If u dnt beleive the storry i tell,Ask the blind lady she saw it well.

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What a boyfriend should do

When she walks away from you mad
[ Follow her ]

When she stare's at your mouth
[ Kiss her ]

When she pushes you or hit's you
[ Grab her and dont let go ]

When she start's cussing at you
[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]

When she's quiet
[ Ask her whats wrong ]

When she ignore's you
[ Give her your attention ]

When she pull's away
[ Pull her back ]

When you see her at her worst
[ Tell her she's beautiful ]

When you see her start crying
[Just hold her and dont say a word ] * TIL SHE STOPS * THEN ASK HER WHATS WRONG*

When you see her walking
[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]

When she's scared
[ Protect her ]

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]

When she steal's your favorite hat
[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]

When she tease's you
[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]

When she doesnt answer for a long time
[ reassure her that everything is okay ]

When she look's at you with doubt
[ Back yourself up ]

When she say's that she like's you
[ she really does more than you could understand ]

When she grab's at your hands
[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]

When she bump's into you
[ bump into her back and make her laugh ]

When she tell's you a secret
[ keep it safe and untold ]

When she looks at you in your eyes
[ dont look away until she does ]

When she misses you
[ she's hurting inside ]

When you break her heart
[ the pain never really goes away ]

When she says its over
[ she still wants you to be hers ]

When she repost this bulletin
[ she wants you to read it ]

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- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Tease her and let her tease you back.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
•Call you.
•Kiss you.
•Love you.
•Text you.

Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

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