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Favorite Quotes:

"Poetry is an orphan of silence. The words never quite equal the experience behind them." - Charles Simic

"The price of freedom is eternal vigilance."

"He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, senseless brutality, deplorable love-of-country stance, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action! It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder."

"Out of every 100 men, 10 should not even be there, 80 are just targets, nine are true fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle. Ah, but one, one is a Warrior, and will bring the rest home."

"Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting."

"My name is Maximus Meridius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my revenge."

"The choice between leaving a corpse or a witness is really no choice at all..."

"If you're called upon to do something, and you're not ready to do it, then you've failed."

"Death is only the beginning..."

"Our dreams show us who we truly are. Why, then, do I always have nightmares?"

Lois:"Why are you here? The doctor said Peter was fine!"
Death: "Oh sure, he would know. After all, he is a doctor. And I'm just DEATH."

"If you guys could go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you? I mean, I wouldn't, cuz I think he's awesome, but wouldn't YOU?"

"A man is but the product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes." - Mahatma Gandhi

"Death is only the beginning..."

"Our dreams show us who we truly are. Why, then, do I always have nightmares?"

"I was in the bath one day when I realized why I was destined for greatness." -The Joker

"What part of "THOU SHALT NOT" did you not understand?"

"Oh mother! I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint, it's in my diaper, and it's not a toaster!" -Stewie

"Oooh, you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So, umm, ooh this is awkward, but, erm, I mean if they can do that, that's pretty much it for you isn't it? I mean you might as well pack it in... game over." -Stewie

Meg: Everybody! Guess what I am? Stewie: Hm, the end result of a drunken back-seat grope-fest and a broken prophylactic?

"I plan to live forever or die trying."

"Dyslexic Satanists worship Santa."

"Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination."

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"Murderer? Well, that's a harsh word. I prefer to think of myself as a Mortality Technician."

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% mortality."

"No shoes, No shirt, No service.. So do I have to wear pants?"

"If practice makes perfect & nobody's perfect, why practice?"

"Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?"

"Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said."

"A dyslexic atheist insomniac stayed up all night pondering if there really was a dog."