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OTHER SITES THAT I GO TO

- http://storywrite.com/Cheshire%20Grin

- http://www.absolutepunk.net/member.php?u=202497

- http://my.opera.com/Izzy%20Amishi/info/

- also (i couldn't get the URLs) gametrailers.com/Cartoonist


----> there are a few more but i highly doubt u care so if you want any others just message me....


RP CHARACTER TRAITS:

Name: Demmy
Age: 14
Age (appears): 8
Race: Elfin
Height: 4'2''
Weight: 120 (muscel weighs more than fat)
Attitude: rowdy, hyper-active, happy, hates to see others sad/depressed, loving, sometimes lovable... when she's not being annoying.
Life: Demmy is an elfin teenager with a rough past and awkward future. she's always, if not most of the time, getting into trouble or else just in the progress of being more and more outcasted. although it does not seem this way to her friends or family, demmy knows that eventually she will be fully cut off altogether.

DEMMY'S LIFE TIMELINE

birth: uncomfortable. just do'nt ask.
kindergarten: beat the boys that wouldn't let her use the glue.
first grade: screamed when someone stole her pencil... including if it was a teacher.
second grade: made fun of in an incident in which she got glitter in her hair. it didn't come out for weeks....
third grade: the beginning of her being the class 'nerd' in her lifetime, always had a book in her hand.
fourth grade: broke her glasses, began to be more-so outcasted than before and transferred schools.
fifth grade: at her new school, was often made fun of because her face, let's just say, was and remains to be rather funny-looking. was laughed at because she had a crush on a fellow outcast and 'nerd'.
sixth grade: love-life continues to be degraded as the realization of her bad taste in boys comes into play and her grades remain average.
seventh grade: grades drop just a little due to a boyfriend of whom she found out was a pervert. the day after she broke up with him, he started asking her other friends which sort of scarred her.
eigth grade:reached a tough time in her puberty when she found out about 'Gastritus' a condition tying into the whole 'period' thing. the cramps got worse and her family had to cast a spell on her so that she would reveal what she really felt.... which honestly, turned her into a demon for several weeks.

[MORE LATER]

Weapon(s): a simply wooden twig used to perform magic. she says her spells out loud and proudly, even though she's still an amateur taught by Merlin... who basically despises her. sometiems, when mad or just running a test, she will turn into a dragon that had come to her in previous dreams by the name of Kimten.

~~~~~~~ RP FAMILY ~~~~~~

NEPHEW: Kale-Minanori, Kira

BROTHERS: Gale the windlord, shadow of the void

LIFE OUTSIDE RP:

I am one of the 'unpopulars' at school; taking that with pride. School is weird and home is weirder, for me. days go by slowly and life goes by fast. it's near insanity when you think about it: saying that your bored when you are perfectly entertained, doing stupid things when you think that your consience is tied to a chair and blindfolded with a sock in its mouth... Siblings taunt. Peers are worse. Family is loving.... and friends are the best thing since sliced bread.

My life story is different, though. all of this is true, but i like to listen to my consience. the dude has good advice. some people say that makes me a goodie-goodie. i, however, say that makes me the one that doesn't get into half as much trouble. being a teenager, we kind of have that reputation. >.<

A lot of people misunderstand me for a few reasons. in the stereotypical school that is the majority of MY school, i fall under the category: 'nerd'; because i wear glasses and am sort of quiet. pathetic, right? yes? yes. that's right. now nod so i know your listening.

then, there's my mum. like i said, i'm not like a lot of people, no matter what some of my friends may tell you. i'm different , mainly, in the huge ginormous fact that mumzy is a lesbian. now, before you click the X-button on the top of the screen cuz you don't want to read the profile of 'one-of-them', note that you've read THIS far. so why not finish?
if you didn't just go to click the pretty red X-button, then you're still here. you care. you're a nice person.
Just because mum is a lesbian, what do you think that means? yes. she likes the same sex. but then the tidbit: WHO GIVES A FLYING RATS YOU-KNOW-WHAT?! so that's mom! but then there's the thing: people at school don't see me mum. they see me. so what do they do? outcast as soon as they find out. i've been asked before: why tell people?
*pokes you in the head* DOI U DING-DONG. have you have heard the phrase, "Oh, that's so gay!"? yeah. that's why. i don't much appreciate that, because unlike most people, i actually love my mother. who else is gonna feed me and listen to my problems and keep my head from getting wet? she loves me back. why? cuz i'm her daughter. that's what mum's do, they love their kids.
people elsewhere say that she can't love me cuz she's lesbian. me: excuse me? what? huh? i couldn't here you through the crap that's been shoved down your throat. i don't much care what people think of me. but they're not aloud to cross mumzy. note that when you want to talk to me, k? i want to get along with people here. not be critisized. realize, that i am the daughter of a lesbian. and i'm proud to talk about it because i love her unspeakably much! there's nothing different between homosexual people and straight people. they live, breathe, and have feelings too! they have opinions and lives! it's called prejiduce, people. if you've believe ur parents about 'o, they're gay! they must be bad!', then you've caught the desease. the only difference between all of us is that they like the same sex. but who cares? that's their business, so don't shun them because of it.

IN OTHER NEWS [coz i know u don't want to listen to me rant all day]--ME PERSONALITY: bored.... excited... neutral.... i like to do things with my hands like scuplt, paint, draw, that kind of junk. listening to music is one of the biggest things since the arty junk. i listen to alternative rock music, stuff like Linkin Park, Good Charlotte, and stuff like that. i play video games like Kingdom Hearts, and actually like the listen to the soundtracks of that. i'm a totally RaNdOm PeRsOn and love to make people laugh! so yeah... that's me. have any questions? concerns? eh??

Example of my random self:

OMG!!!! LOOK!! IT ISH A MUSHROOOOOM!! --------->

yeah XD please note that right now i'm not in my most happy mood, and i'll be more cheery if ya decide to talk



tell me, would u like a hug?? i like hugs...

*HUGS* TOTAL!
give Amishi more *HUGS*

Get hugs of your own
COZ NO ONE CAN GET ENOUGH HUGS!!!
If you have given me a hug, are about to give me a hug, or just NEED a hug, please post a comment at the bottom of my page so i may hug you back!! ^_______^



My AP Family (i do'nt seem to have many yet, but it's growing...) :

AP GROUP FAMILY NAME: La Rose <----------

Sisters: cantletgoanymore, aluminum, Megbot, Mizuzu LaRose, teenwolf23, Haiashi, faithful-star, S a y n x, Enalia, superstar-angel, Waraimasu


Brothers: XJeff.WXx, Gale the windlord, shadow of the void, M a r l u x i a, Psycho, Woden Maryian

Nephew: Kale-Minanori

Long Lost Friends =3 : Mizuzu LaRose, Namine

Psyco dog: fogwolf

Purple Nerd: sinnocence

KINGDOM HEARTS FAMILY

- M a r l u x i a /Marluxia

-Firepoenix2234 /Axel

-Namine /Namine


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LIFE LESSONS ~Demmy~
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~Lids that match containers FIT THOSE CONTAINERS *i know. weird, right? *

~When life gives u lemons.... ur supposed to make lemonade but i find it's more fun if you throw them at people

~One hand tied behind your back is a hand that you can't use to slap whoever tied your hand behind ur back

~Who cares what THEY think?? it's your life. not theirs. just poke them to death. they won't mind. *wink WINK*

~Potatoes are NOT tomatoes, so do'nt eat them with sugar

~Don't eat two brownies within 5 minutes of each other. Trust me.

~You're not supposed to listen to what they say. So you have two options: shove socks/ other inatimate objects in their mouths; or plug your ears.... your choice.

~I once knew a dude that i thought i liked. but no. he was an idiot. wait.... was that supposed to end differently?

~LAlalalalALALaLAaLLaaLalala... *it really is a lesson*

~You're not supposed to stick the mouth of the Vacuum cleaner in your mouth. not even to be funny. it's not. it hurts.

~You do NOT do your own stunts!! HOW DARE YOU WEAR A SHIRT THAT LIES????

~ + =

~I need a life. *drools* XDDDDD

~LAaaLALALAaaaLALllaALAaLAaLaa....*there IT IS!! THE BEST LIFE LESSON EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

~Note: Running into doors is not fun. If they are not open, do not run into them.

~I'M IN UR GRASS : BEIN A NINJA!!!!!!

~Party. NOW. before you loose your legs to a man-eating glob of cheese. they really do exist. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

~Getting discovered is as easy as simple dancing like you're drunk on a stage in front of a decent 200 people

~School is like a piece of candy. if you feel like it, you can eat it. If you don't feel like it, you eat it anyway. *it makes sense when you think about it*

~SCHOOL IS A DRUNKEN MONKEY!!

~you took my breath away.... NOW GIVE IT BACK BEFORE I SUE FOR THEFT!

~guess what?! WALRUSES EAT PICKLES TO SAVE THE DUCKS IN THE KEYBLADE WARS!!!! FWAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

~keep in mind: modesty keeps people away from ur shoulders. ull understand either when ur older, or when ur working on something your good at and decide to show it off =_=

~elevator music ROCKS HARD!!

~butterflie explode into rainbows and glittery offspring!!

~if ur mother has a stalker... try ur best not to beat the crap out of her.... just trust me, okay?

~when a cat meows at you it doesn't always mean they want you to pet them. normally it's a sign to CHECK THEIR FOOD DISH. yes. cat's eat too.

~no, you cannot touch a black hole. and yes, turkey burgers ARE made of turkey.

~no. i will not move the plant for you. you are closer.

~it's hard to be funny when ur ticked off. thus: don't try to make a joke when ur secretly angry. it results in crude humor thus people get REALLY mad at you in return.

~MILK ISH GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WEEEEEE!!! LOOK AT DA PRETTY STARS!! WOOT

~~~~~tee. hee.



BEHOLD: THE LUNCH LADY MAFIA....

~~ okay, so my mother is a lunchlady at the local high school, right? right. and she can come home with some AMAZING stories. the following are a series of accounts/stories my mother has told me, about the kids at the highschool that are mean and just plain ignorant to the lunchladies..... .... it just goes to show ya, don't mess with em.

~there's this one dude there, for example... he's called 'cool'. so he has to have lunch exactly the way he wants it. one day he 'requested' his onion rings to be only about three inches each, and not broken. my mothers friend thus went in back, getting him the five ounces he wanted. he held up the line with his request, and it was about five minutes. in the meatime my mother made fun of him by talling the other kids, "man, you guys are so nice to not be mad at him for holding up the line!" she finally came back, and that was that.

~once, there was a very very small roll. kids at the high school are supposdely INCREDIBLY picky about what they eat, so it's weird to have a roll that's smaller than everyone else's. so this one chick goes waltzing down accross the line, cutting like fifty people.... guess who got the small roll?

~sometimes when kids are bad, they often get one less chicken fry or tater tot, or getting soemthing slightly wrong with their side dish. it may not seem like much, but given the fact that the people at that school are highly dramatic, it's just sort of...... lol-ish.

~~~i'll have more later. these stories aren't the most funny i've heard, but i currently can't remember the other ones. just remember: if students only knew how very 'hormonally unstable' lunchladies were, (in the words of my mother) , then they wouldn't mess with them. so just remember: THE LUNCHLADIES HAVE THE ADVANTAGE!!!!





SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR CHILD RIGHT

One Nation, "Under GOD"

One day, a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The Teacher was explaining evolution to the children. The Teacher asked a little boy:

TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.

TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.

TEACHER: Did you see GOD?

TOMMY: No.

TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see GOD because HE isn't there. He just doesn't exist. The little girl spoke up wanting to ask the boy some questions. The Teacher agreed.

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yessssss!

LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?

TOMMY: Yessssss!

LITTLE GIRL; Tommy, do you see the Teacher?

TOMMY: Yes

LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?

TOMMY: No!

LITTLE GIRL: "Then according to what we were taught today, she doesn't have one........... "

II CORINTHIANS 5:7 " FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT




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