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if you are a true Papa Roach fan copy this on to your page!!^w^



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I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be thoughtless and rude
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world
I DON"T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I take ANTIDEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be goth
I'm a WHITE girl, so I MUST be a gold-digger
I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be not-as-hot as a blonde
I DYE MY HAIR, so I MUST be looking for attention
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I have a bunch of GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be flirty
I have a bunch of GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
I have A LOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I'm FAT, so I MUST eat to much
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be albino
I'm POSTING THIS, so I MUST be a groupie

help this little guy take over every ones pages!!! copy and paste him on to yours ^ ^
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EMO
[x] you own at least 5 black shirts
[X] you like skinny jeans
[x you’re listening to music right now
[x you have painted your fingernails black before
[X] You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/mp3/itunes
[x]Like the color black
[x] have dyed ur hair dark
[x] sometimes like to be alone
[x] hate popular music
[x] Have given people the evil stare
[x] Have been called Emo.
[x] own a studded belt

O.o Wow I got all of them. I guess then its ok for me to be the leader of the emo/goth group at my school then ^ ^

"Too often, we lose sight of life's
simple pleasures. Remember, when
someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles
in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes
4 muscles to extend your arm
and bitch-slap that mother@#$*!&
up-side the head."

FRIENDS: FAKE OR REAL????

FAKE FRIENDS: try to make you do something you don't want to
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you don't have regrets
FAKE FRIENDS: call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
REAL FRIENDS: would sit next to you saying "Dang.... we screwed up... but that crap was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: are the reasons you never have food
FAKE FRIENDS: borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep you stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: could write a book about you with direct quotes from you
FAKE FRIENDS: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: will kick the whole crowds but that left you
FAKE FRIENDS: would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: walk right in and scream " Hey!! I'M HOME!!"
FAKE FRIENDS: are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: will take your drink away when they think you've had enough
REAL FRIENDS:will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that you know we don't waste nothin!
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you
REAL FRIENDS: will knock them out
FAKE FRIENDS: would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it back



"I dont care what you think as long as its about me." Fall out boys



92% of American teens today would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you're part of the 8% that would be laughing their asses off, put this in your profile...

28 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Start playing Calvin ball; see how many people you can get to join in.
4. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
5. Challenge other customers to deuls with tubes of gift wrap.
6. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
7. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially down thin narrow isles.
8. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volume up to 10!
9. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrasment.
10. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
11. Put M&M's on layaway.
12. Move "Caution: Wet FLoor" signs to carpeted areas.
13. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows form bed and bath.
14. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying , "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin- -to the Batcave!"
15. TP as much of the store as possible.
16. When some one asks you if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
17. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
18. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hire employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
19. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joe vs. the X-Men.
20. Take bets on the battle described above.
21. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
22. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
23. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
24. When some one steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it wiithout saying a word.
25. Relax in the pation furniture until you get kicked out.
26. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream,"No,no! It's those voices again!"
27. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
28. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, 'May I borrow a highlighter?'
2. Say, 'Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that.'
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, 'Damn, this water's cold.'
5. Drop a marble and say, 'Oh shit! My glass eye!'
6. Say, 'Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.'
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, 'Now how did that get there?'
9. Say, 'Humus. Reminds me of humus.'
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, 'Whoa! Easy boy!'
11. Say, 'Interesting.. more floaters than sinkers.'
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, 'Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?'
13. Say, 'C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me.'
14. Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettucine alfredo you had for breakfast.
15. Say, 'Boy, that sure looks like a maggot.
16. Say, 'Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?'
17. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
18. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your 'Cross-Dressers Anonymous' newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
19. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, 'Peek-a-boo!'
20. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing 'Born Free'.


If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

Dorks are cool. Dorks are smart. Dorks will one day rule the universe. If you're a Dork and proud of it, copy this into your profile.


Ninety-five percent of the kids out there
are concerned with being popular and fitting in.
If you're part of the five percent who aren't,
copy this, put it in your profile,
and add your name to the list.

.*.♥.*.♥~A true friend can see the suffering in your eyes, while everyone else can just see the smile on your face~♥~

~You Asked me What was wrong and I said nothing... Then I turned round and whispered: EVERYTHING!!!

98% of teens are bringing sexy back. I'm part of the 2% where the sexy never left!



My AP Rp Organization XIII family^w^

Sister: Zexionsbabygirl
Grandpa:KillingBlood