DeliriousMuffins• Show poetry

Okay so lets talk about danni.
Let's talk about her alll dayyy.
About how amazing and awesome she is.
Like fer realz.

She has so many things that you want.
Like her shiny metal balls that you all love
And raging rainbow socks.
That I am uberly jealous of.

She asked me what would I do for a Klondike bar
and I replied
YOU.

You guys are uberly jealous of her 8 inch penis too, something that you absolutely CANNOT have. But I'm stealing it from her.

In case you haven't notice we both live in Alansas.
It's just us. And the hookers as she says. She only pays them 1.29 but I'm more expensive, I pay 1.30 so yeah. If you want to make someones dreams come true for extra money come to me because I'm way better

BUT OF COURSE NO ONE IS AS GOOD AS DANNI
so be jealous FOO'

Now things that I have that danni is totally jealous of.
My blonde hair that gives me an excuse for my stupidity. She has red so she has NO excuse but if she asks REAL nice and chains me to her bed... I might give her a strand. But shes gotta be reallly nice

She's the pee in my pants

"A good friend bails you out of jail, but a great friend (like me) sits right next to you and says Man we fucked up." Now lets have a hot lesbian threesome, and make danni's wildest dreams come true.

11:11
Remember that time. ALWAYS

SO THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE DANNI I'll BE IN HER PANTS TOUCHING HER GROWING 8 INCH PENIS MAKING IT EJACULATE ALL OVER MY HANDS!!!!

"I'll let you lick my lollipop"
"You see these shackles baby I'm your slave I'll let you whip me if I misbehave"

DANNI IS THE MOST AWESOMEST LAMER AROUND.. NO OTHER LAMER WILL EVER BE AS COOL AS HER!

SHE PUTS THE RAINBOW IN THE SKY

"Jesus must support the gays he puts RAINBOWS in the sky"

Danni is so awesomely amazing like more amazing than you will EVER be.

UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE

Now we must reminisce about the time we were on the phone and you saw that icon that you though said

"Pardon me while I thrust into you."

Michele speaking...again.

So yeah danni is practically the most amazing person that you will ever meet other than me of course! derr



Damn straight yo.
So i love danni to death. I think she is really amazing
She always knows the right things to say to make my day really great.

So
Shut up cunt or Ill cut your tongue
Better back down bitch because you're fucking done

there is so many things that I could say about danni but I wouldnt even know where to begin.

Word!

let's see you should all listen to
I love your existence by goot

Perfection is defined when your heart beats next to mine, and time stands still for us.
My hand in your hair, and yours on my chest. Moments with you are my lifes best.

We crossed paths for a reason
The planets aligned in that particular season
Its clear to me that well eventually be
Inseparable

I love your existence
and I cant get enough

Your song is sung in your beautiful voice
My senses rush cause they have no other choice
I breathe you in, and I see through your eyes.
You are an angel in a beautiful disguise.

We crossed paths for a reason
The planets aligned in that particular season
Its clear to me that well eventually be
Inseparable

I love your existence
and I cant get enough

So pucker up and embrace the greatness, you get me high and erase my sadness.
I love your existence, and I cant get enough

well well well

Peace HO!

let's write a poem about danni

You are amazing
Oh yes you are
I wanna do you in my bed
Oh yes I do
Oh I like to eat bananas
But pie is fine with me
I wanna stroke the kitty
Thats right next to your bed

ok so its more of a song but who cares

yo yo yo

its my home skillet

with bacon

she owns a pet her name is electra

thats all I have to say for now



PEACE HO!











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