Definative Illness• Show poetry

Hey, I'm 18 and my name is Conner. Friends call me
Catalyst because I'm usually starting something, like fires. ;-)
I live in North Carolina, which isn't sooo bad, if you like hunting. Anyways, hope you like my page, I worked super hard at it. (Shutup, I'm a s l o w typer!)


Okay, something weird about September 11th, the boarding number for the first plane was Q33NY, Type that in in the font Webdings with caps

To-Do List:

@ Learn how to fly, without a plane
@ Don't get blamed for what Schmitty does (DONE IT)
@ Fix the stop watch that seems stuck on 9:11
@ Discover how the T.V. series LOST ends
@ Not hate anybody because they suck
@ Hate everybody because I can, but they still suck
@ Get an actual hair cut, and not a trim
@ Discover why I'm here, and why others aren't
@ Write a frickin' novel and become FILTHY STINKIN RICH
@ Get arrested just to ride in a cop car with the light on (DONE IT)
@ Steal a cop car to put the flashing light on
@ Learn to drive at higher speeds
@ Become a cat burgelar and steal old ladies' cats
@ Speakin soma betta engish (that wood help)
@ Stop reveling in my self-pity
@ Live forever in a day (or however that song goes)
@ Make a longer To-Do List

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xxxxx
Help EViL BUNNY
on his way to
*W0rLd D0MiNaTi0n!!*
...by posting this in your profile...


^ Some Quotes I Found ^ (illegally of course)

"A woman at a party walked up to a man and told him, ''If you were my husband I would poison your drink."

The man replied, ''If you were my wife I would drink it."

The way is shut
It was made by those who are dead
And the dead keep it
The way is shut
---Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

Black Adder: What begins with "come here" and ends with "OW!"
Boldrick: Dunno
Black Adder: COME HERE! (*punches guy in face*)
Boldrick: *falls over* "OW!!"
-Black Adder Goes Fourth

"It's better to burn out, than to fade away." - Kurgan from The Highlander

"It's no different from the war between men
and maggots, or between dragons and wolves;
or even men riding dragons throwing wolves at maggots"
- Scary Movie 4

"And the chicken impression was in aid of?" - Black Adder the III

"We can lose or we can win, but we'll never be here again..." - Take it Easy by The Eagles

My head is box filled with nothing, and that's the way
I like it. My God, it's a secret compartment, and that's
the way I like it. -Ben Lee

Every man dies. Not every man really lives." - William
Wallace from the movie Braveheart

"Sons, of Scotland, I am William Wallace.

(William Wallace is seven feet tall)

Yes, I've heard. He kills men by the hundreds, and if he were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts or lightning from his arse. (laughter) I AM William Wallace, and I see a whole army of my countrymen, here in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What will you do without freedom? Will you fight? (Fight? Against that, no! We will run) And you will live. Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live, at least awhile. And dying in your beds, many years from now, will you be willing to trade all those days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies, that they may take our lives, but they'll never take OUR FREEDOM!!!"

- (The best damn war speech ever) Braveheart
*I typed this whole thing from memory, by the way*
*For best results: read in a Scottish accent*

Lo there do I see my father. Lo there do I see my mother, and my sisters and my brothers. Lo there, do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning! Lo, they do call to me. They bid me take my place among them, in the Halls of Valhalla! Where the brave, they live, forever.

- Ancient Viking Prayer
*it appeared in 13th Warrior, with Anotonio Bandaras

"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who
wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are
not reached by
frost." - Aragorn from the L.O.T.R

Forrest Gump: (referring to Apple Computers) He got me
invested in some kinda fruit company.

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll
enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone
on board who knows how to fly a plane? -Airplane

Cheerleaders are dancers gone retarded. -Bring It On

First rule of leadership: everything is your fault.-A Bug's Life

And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man!
There were some gases leaking outta my butt that
day!- Donkey from the movie Shrek

Scarecrow: I haven't got a brain... only straw.
Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
Scarecrow: I don't know... But some people without
brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?
Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're right.- The Wizard of Oz

Never exaggerate your faults. Your friends will attend to that.
-Robert C.Edwards

In a world of nonsense, everything something is, it
isn't, everything it would be wouldn't, and everything
it wasn't, was.

If you do it you’ll regret it, if you don’t do it
you’ll regret it, either way your going to regret
it, you might as well just do it

Practice safe eating — always use condiments."

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down to us.
Pigs treat us as equals." -Winston Churchill

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant ?
I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize,
Oh my God... I could be eating a slow learner." — Lynda Montgomery.

"Never argue with idiots. The just drag you down
to their level and then beat you with their experience."

"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things!" -

"There is nothing to fear, but fear itself!" - President F.D.R


Well I guess I'll put more qoutes later. Thanks for reading my page, if not my poems....

Start something they'll never forget and do
something you'll always regret.
-Catalyst

"Stop looking at me like I'm a psycho and I'll stop
chasing you with my ax" -me

"Some call it a work of art, I call it firewood." (me again)

"Don't look in a mirror, you might not like what you see" -me (again again)

"No I want socks for Christmas and yes I don't need a car"
(Always pay attention when grandma is writing down Christmas wish list)