Dead-Star• Show poetry

Well my poetry sucks, I just write it cuz its a way of venting...there's not really a specific style to it or w/e.

Things I love:
<3 Eyeliner
<3 Sports cars & driving fast
<3 Vampires & other mystical creatures
<3 Good Charlotte
<3 Animals
<3 Stars & Glitter
<3 Darkness

Things I Hate:
- Racism
- Worms
- George Bush
- Slow drivers
- Sunlight
- Closed minds
- Meat

Some of my Fave Quotes:
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not so sure about the former."-Albert Einstein
"Normal people, make good pets."
"Earth is full, go home!"
"I'm sorry, do I resemble your therapist?"
"Offence gets the glory, DEFENCE WINS THE GAME!"
"Gravity's a myth, the earth sux"
"Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps."
"Paranoid Schizophrenic: Are you staring at us?"
"Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after."
"Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary there!"
"My day is not complete until I terrify a complete stranger."
"The surest sign that there is intelligent life somewhere in the Universe is that it hasn't tried to contact us."
"We'll get along just fine as soon as you realize I'm God"
"I'm not a pessimist. I'm just optimistically challenged"
"He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame."
"Bad command or filename. Go stand in the corner."
"--- If you cut here, you'll probably destroy your monitor --- "
"I think I’ll skip English tomorrow. There are just certain aspects of Moby I don’t want to know about."
"Mad Cow: it's nature way of saying eat more pork."
"Save a Cow, Eat a human!"
"It hurts more to smile in front of everyone then it does to cry alone"
"I hope youre happy and completely lonely."
"Give me a reason to smlie, I'll give you a reason to cry. Give me a reason to live, I'll give you reason to die."
"why don't you click your heels 3 times and go fuck yourself?"
"I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm?"
"I'd rather be a smartass, then a dumbass like you."
"I wasn't born with enough middle fingers"
"Learn from your parents' mistake, use birth control",
"Youre the reason, people like me need medication",
"If being sane is thinking there's something wrong with being different I'd rather be completely fuckin mental!"
"I'm going to tell God, to stab you"
"I only cuss, to make your mom upset"
"if you're happy and you know it, get the fuck away from me.",
"Keep staring, maybe I'll do a trick.",
"i like to think i have the heart of a child....on my desk"
"I like children...but I couldnt eat a whole one"
"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense."
"I dont suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it"
"If humans were really superior to animals, they would keep better care of the Earth."
"The more I talk to people, the more I like my dog"
"Hello. My name is Introvert. I have a chainsaw in my backpack. Go away."
"Violence is not the answer, however it is a pretty good guess"
"You have no idea how acutely depressing it is to realize we're from the same species."
"Next time you get the urge to think...don't."
"I didn't know regurgitated spam could talk"
"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose"
"Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you forget the question."
"The two most common things in the Universe are hydrogen, and stupidity"
"Smile. Tomorrow will be worse"
"I'm not feeling violent, I'm feeling creative with weapons."
"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't"
"Just because I dont care, doesnt mean i dont understand"
"I love sleep. My life has a tendency to fall apart when I'm awake"
"Being normal isn't one of my strengths"
"How will I laugh tomorrow if I can't even smile today?"
"Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine."
"Don't worry. I forgot your name too."
"Aww, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?"
"Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."
"Do they ever shut up on your planet?"
"When are you going to understand that "normal" is not  necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage"
"A life?!Sounds Cool!Where do I download one?"
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, It's the size of the fight in the dog ."
"I'm already visualizing the duct tape over you mouth"
"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me.  Now that we broke up I think it's time you kept your promises.."
"Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?"
"I'm trying to imagine you with a personality."
"Well arent you a waste of 2 billion years of evolution."
"Happy Everything...Now leave me alone till next year."